What up? Yeah!
Oh, my God, you look amazing.
I know some things never change, right?
And this is
quite a place.
Astor.
Vanderbilt.
Rockefeller.
No, naughty boys. Stop barking.
Hey, Rachel.
Hi.
Singapore is so hot.
Come on in. Join the aircon.
Come. Come on.
Whole family waiting to meet you.
Very excited.
Rachel. Welcome, welcome.
Wow. Oh my gosh.
Your house is amazing, Mrs. Goh.
[speaking Mandarin] Call me Auntie.
Auntie Neenah.
Sorry. Auntie Neenah.
We were inspired by the Hall of Mirrors in Versailles.
And Donald Trump's bathroom.
Really? Yeah.
You like it or not?
Oh, yes.
The gold is very...
brilliant.
Uh, Rachel Chu.
We are so uh grateful for all the help you have given my, uh,
Peik Lin back in her uni days.
I mean, without you, uh, she would be a hot mess.
Oh my God. No.
Actually, if it wasn't for her, I'd be a big mess. She was a huge help to me in college.
Oh.
It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.
Nice to meet you, too.
Chu.
Ku-ku.
Ku-Chu.
You.
Poo poo.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't have an accent.
I'm just messing with you.
No, no, I studied in the States, too.
Yeah, Cal State Fullerton.
Yeah, I majored in Thought.
Mm.
Don't stand on ceremony, Rachel.
This is simple food, lah.
Ah, cha, cha, cha!
Don't be shy.
Oh, you're not a model.
I'm definitely not.
No, you're not, not at all.
You're far from it, I know.
Make sure you eat it all, cause I'm watching you.
Okay? Okay. Thank you.
Ah Pa, can we go trampoline?
You haven't finished your nuggets yet, sweetie.
Okay, there's a lot of children starving in America, right?
I mean, take a look at her. She's American.
Huh? Really skinny.
You wanna look like that?
No.
Then eat your nuggets.
So, Rachel, what you do in America?
Um.
I'm an economics professor.
Whoa.
Very impressive.
Econ professor, eh? Wow.
You must be very smart. Good for you.
Oh, let me get this straight.
You both went to the same school, yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.
And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
[chuckles]
Psst, P.T.
Look over here.
She's a hottie.
This is the kind of girl you should date.
Smart, beautiful.
Not those like, K-pop skanks with, like, no brain, big eyes and small backsides.
She has an amazing backside.
This is Goh standard.
Don't be shy. Just talk to her.
I love you.
Okay. No, just, uh...
Pa, she's here with her boyfriend.
I don't see no ring on her finger.
Oh, well, my boyfriend's actually from Singapore, and that's why we're here.
We're here to go to his best friend's wedding, where he's going to be the best man.
Mm.
What's his name? This is a very small island.
Maybe we know his family.
His name is Nick Young.
The Nick you're dating is Nick Young?
His best friend.
You're invited to Colin Khoo's wedding, ah?
Yeah. You guys know them or something?
Hells, yeah.
The Khoos, the Youngs,
I mean, who doesn't know who they are?
They're just the biggest developers in all of Singapore and Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei,
New Mexico.
She gets it.
Colin and Araminta's wedding is like Singapore's event of the century.
The Youngs are like royalty.
Did you not know? Does she not know?
Why you never say before?
Tell. Tell. What they like?
I don't really know what they're-
I mean, haven't met them yet.
I'm gonna meet them tonight.
I'm going to Nick's grandma's house.
You're going to Nick's grandma's house
wearing this?
Wearing that?
[laughing]
No way. No way.
I thought red was a lucky color, right?
Yeah, if you're an envelope.
Zing! Nailed it.
[camera clicks]
Zing zing.