President Donald Trump, this was technically in police custody today going
from processing into the arraignment and somehow he looks even more presidential.
I'm serious, I mean, we're talking, eye of the tiger.
This is why so many people are drawn to him, he fights.
And by the way, this is all nonsense.
I've seen the indictment and it's a joke.
It's even sillier than we thought.
That was Greg Kelly demonstrating to the world that he has absolutely no dignity or
self respect.
[LAUGH] Imagine talking about a president, a former president,
the only former president in the United States history who has been arraigned on
criminal charges, and saying, you know what, he looks super presidential.
Look at how good Trump looks, he looks so good right now.
I'm happy that he's being arrested.
I think it's really good for our movement that this is the guy we follow.
That was so pathetic.
That is the human newscaster, equivalent of being
the fish that cleans bacteria off of sharks.
Or like a little bird that picks flies from between the scales of a crocodile or
something.
You are just a pathetic little animal circling the thing that you think you're
supposed to worship.
You don't have to be excited about literally everything, you don't have to
pretend that what you just saw him walking out of a room was presidential.
I'm not even saying that it was the least presidential thing I've done,
I've seen him play tennis.
But no, that was just a photo of him.
You don't need to get hot under the collar by every media appearance he has.
I've seen Bernie many times and my reaction has been, okay, that's fine.
I don't have to be, Bernie Sander, it doesn't have to be like that for
everything.
God, what a cult this man has managed to put together.
So it gets better because It can't [LAUGH] Greg Kelly wasn't alone.
Lindsey Graham has already had a crying fit over Donald Trump being arraigned.
I'm not even kidding on national television, but he decided to do yet
another interview where he gets emotional over Donald Trump.
Let's watch.
This is selective prosecution.
It's legal garbage in New York, is politically motivated, and
we do have one last chance to not become a Banana Republic.
2024 is the most important election in my lifetime.
America literally is at stake as we know, it is at stake as we know it.
I'm sorry, I'm so upset, but please help President Trump,
if you could afford 5 or 10 bucks, if you can't a dollar fine, just pray.
Make sure you vote as early as you can in your state.
Don't risk anything anymore, vote as soon as you can,
pray for this country, pray for this president.
And if you got any money to give, give it, lindseygraham.com,
it doesn't go to me, it goes to helping this president and taking back the Senate.
Let's stand up for this president.
Let's stand up for this country, and let's don't take this crap anymore.
Why don't you just encourage people to donate to Donald Trump?
Why do they have to go to Lindsey Graham's website?
Because he wants to collect all the fruit in a basket and
hold it up to the big monkey.
That's what he wants.
I'm the one who brought you the bananas, they weren't brought to you by others.
This is a mango and several pairs from lindseygraham.com.
That's what that was for.
Look to be fair to Senator Graham, he did accidentally outlined
a future that America could look forward to where America is at stake.
[LAUGH] Which he's also offering up.
[LAUGH] Yeah, okay, so thumbs up, thumbs down for his performance right there.
He managed not to visibly tear up.
That's true. So that's an improvement.
Unfortunately, all the moisture that should have been in his eyes
went to his lips.
I don't know if you saw at the end there, that was gross.
There was a weird thing connecting his top and bottom lip.
But anyway, I don't know when I see a thing like that, which would be worse.
If that is a United States Senator whose job is to pretend to be aggrieved for
Donald Trump, a guy who he has hated and has mocked him relentlessly.
Or if that was what he genuinely thinks, I mean, I guess that's sadder,
they're both really sad.
He's a senator in the greatest deliberative body in the history
of the world and his job is to go on TV every night and beg for
people to give money to a literal billionaire so that he can escape
the consequences of his infidelity and campaign finance violations.
America's at stake,
you know that you guys could support a different candidate, right?
Like theoretically, you could support Ron DeSantis or Asa Hutchinson or
Nikki Haley or something.
Asa, Asa.
What is it?
I'm gonna call him Asa from now on.
It's Asa, Asa Hutchinson.
I'm gonna forget in like 5 seconds cuz I don't care.
And you should, he's got no chance.
Sorry, Asa, literally only ever seen it written down.
Yeah, he has put his heart in the race.
And, I think he's a formidable opponent.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I don't, again, I don't remember what his name is but anyway, this is the,
we're not even at the really end of the primary yet and
he's already acting as if these are the last days of Rome or something.
I know it's amazing.
By the way, RFK Junior also announces that he plans on running for
presidential bid after Bannon reportedly encouraged him to run.
Why is he encouraging him to run?
Isn't he a big Trump fan?
I don't know.
Well, look, I strategically, it kind of makes sense.
The idea for some of them is to flood the zone.
Bannon says, or encouraged him to run as a useful chaos agent.
Yeah, that's what I'm about to say.
Ron DeSantis maybe has a chance if everyone who doesn't like
Trump votes for him.
But if you also have Mike Pompeo and Mike Pence and Nikki Haley and
like all these people then that all gets chopped up, chopped up, chopped up.
And so it's a good strategy like a shake.
You take a piece of crap and you cut it 34 times and you still have a piece of crap.
That's their strategy for the primary.
Lindseygraham.com.
God.
Now, unfortunately, the pathetic grifting and right wing outrage
over Trump's indictment has netted him quite a bit in donations, okay?
So it was reported yesterday that the former president has raised more than $8
million dollars in the four days since he was indicted.
That's roughly double what Trump raised in the two full weeks after he
announced his 2024 bid.
Look, but I don't want anyone to be mad or shocked by that.
I mean, that was to be expected.
Him being prosecuted was going to stir up his base Republican voters feel like,
because they see it as some sort of attack on them, when in reality,
no, it's just prosecution of a guy who broke the law and
I mean, I don't think anyone should be above the law.
There isn't a single democratic lawmaker that I would provide cover for
if he or she broke the law, I think that they should be investigated and
potentially prosecuted too.
I don't care about what their political affiliation is.
All right, but let me give you some more details here.
So Trump manages to raise that kind of money despite having obvious contempt for
his own supporters because he posted this on truth social after his speech
last night.
Although I will say he has posted similar things in the past and
I can't believe he's recycling this.
If you are doing poorly as so many of you are, do not send anything.
But if you're doing well, which was made possible through the great policies of
the Trump administration, send your contribution to donaldjtrump.com.
We have to take back our Country and, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
We have to take back our capital C country.
And also could you put that up?
This is like the pettiest little thing.
I've literally never seen anyone write it.
Donaldjtrump.com/period.
That just looks super weird at that point.
Yeah, they know where they can donate to you man.
And like every iteration of this is he raised $5 million.
He raised $10 million.
I could be wrong.
Don't take all of your political strategy advice from me.
Who cares?
If he runs for president, he's going to have infinite dollars,
he's going to have all the money that he wants to spend on everything.
But also everyone in the GD country knows who he is and what he stands for.
The money isn't as useful when everybody knows everything about you and
either likes it or doesn't at this point.
There's gonna be a few undecideds or whatever.
They're gonna be bombarded by literally billions of dollars worth of ads.
But at the end of the day, like he has the positions that he has.
We know what sort of Supreme court justices he put for.
We know how he would address a national crisis.
If that's what people want, then they're gonna choose him.
I don't think they're gonna be won over by ads on Twitter.
Yep.
I'm gonna fast forward to the last graphic here because after his
press conference at Mar A Lago on the day that he was arraigned,
he posted this on Truth Social and it's just amazing how there's so
much backlash toward BLM from right wingers over defund the police.
But then they post things like this.
So Trump writes on Truth Social, Republicans in Congress
should defund the DOJ and FBI until they come to their senses.
If Democrats have total totally weaponized law enforcement in our country and
are viciously using this abuse of power to interfere with our already under
siege elections.
Okay, bro, all right.
I just want to like, I just wanna sit down with some of the people who read that
thing and be like, okay, so should they investigate Biden and his family or not?
Because of course, they all think that how is that not interfering with the election?
I don't, Trump withheld congressionally
appropriated military funding toward Ukraine like he held it
up until he could get Zalenski to agree to announcing a fax
investigation into the Biden's to essentially destroy
Biden's chances of winning the 2020 election.
That was the first reason why Donald Trump was impeached.
Impeachment hoax number 1.
I mean, the guy loves interfering with elections in any way that he can.
No, he loves perfect phone calls.
That's what he loves.
A perfect phone call.
No quid pro quo.
Here is a transcript of the perfect phone call that demonstrates there was
quid pro quo, but we're all gonna pretend like it doesn't.
Has there ever been as successful a cod artist in American history
as Donald Trump?
No, no, no, no.
I kind of wanna give the nod to cult leaders who have successfully convinced
mass groups of people to literally kill themselves.
But Donald Trump has gotten a bunch of people to get pretty close to that and
some have actually died during it.
So this is like a snake oil salesman defrauding a town and
then the people of that town spend the rest of their life trying to protect
the salesman [LAUGH] beggaring themselves to defend him legally and all that.
I don't know why they stick with him after all of this.
They have had 10,000 examples of why they shouldn't trust this guy.
Well, the power players, the Republican politicians, members of the media,
they stick with him because they see it as either profitable or
they're afraid of Trump's base.
Like Republican voters overwhelmingly still support Trump.
Even when the Republican establishment was trying to make Ron DeSantis happen,
they're still trying to make Ron DeSantis happen.
It ain't happening.
That's the same right here.
Yeah, so that's what it is.
It's the voters.
And even though they're not organized in the same way
that we typically think about voters being organized,
they're loud enough to scare the hell out of Republican
voters who might consider turning on Trump.
And that's why they don't wanna deal with the base.