• From whether we can actually use superpowers, to how many babies you can have all at once,
we answer— • We-answer-some-of-your-most-burning-questions-about-life
• Hey there guys, I’m Danger Dolan’s Mysterious brother and I’m here to blow
your mind with truth • I'm Danger Dolan and I'm here to blow
your mind with truth • I’m here to do that, but better!
• Na mate.
Na.
No.
Na.
• Yeah.
Yeah.
Ya.
Yes.
Yep. 10 – Im_a_real_cthulhu Why don’t humans
have a mating call?
• It’s because– • Because humans don’t mate in seasons
– this started with female chimps who don’t advertise when they’re fertile to prevent
male chimps from attacking their babies; this way no chimp is sure who the father is and
will be less likely to attack other chimps • Because humans mate in seasons, males
tend to beat their chests to indicate when they’re infertile, or, firing blanks.
This way everyone knows who the father is, because it’s the only person around who
is actually fertile.
And it’s always that guy you’re jealous of.
9 – James Carroll why do humans live longer than dogs?
• One of the key factors that accelerate ageing for different species is how quickly
they burn calories and their size – a large body mass such as a those of humans or elephants
tends to lend itself to a healthy long life of 70 years, whereas faster smaller animals
like dogs and rodents burn far more energy and thus have a reduced natural life expectancy
• You might THINK it has something to do with their body mass, but that’s wrong.
Dogs just don’t do as much stuff as humans.
They’re so lazy that their bodies stiffen from underuse and begin to decompose before
they even die.
• Absolutely plagiarising my work.
You’re just taking the things I say and reverse it.
Ya suck.
• Na na, na.
You’re just reading my script and reversing everything *I* say.
• But…
I’m giving my answers first.
What am I… traveling forward through time… to hear your answer… so I can come back
and reverse it?
8 – Fan_Of_DangerDolan Why does a dog stick its tongue out?
• Really?
You only read it out because— you know what?
Na, I’m doing it.
8 – Fan_Of_DangerDolan’sWorkAndAllTheWritersAndVoiceActorsAndAnimatorsOnTheChannelBecauseEveryoneDeservesEqualCredit Why does a dog stick its tongue out?
• They do this to regulate their body temperature – unlike a human body, they’re covered
in fur and thus can’t sweat through their skin, so instead they flop out their tongue
and pant to cool down on hot days • Good question, Fan_Of_DangerDolan.
This is a dog’s way of saying “I’m hungry”, but it’s just too polite to actually say
so with human words.
If it starts panting for more than 10 seconds though, that’s a warning sign that your
pet is literally dying because you haven’t fed it.
Do…
do feed it… just don’t… let it…
AH – it’s dead.
Good job.
7 – Alex N Do insects use the bathroom?
• They do, but they tend to pile up the excrement in an area where they don’t eat,
socialise or live to avoid bacteria – cockroaches put it outside their nest, honey bees poop
when they fly away from their nest… unfortunately insects haven’t invented toilets yet
• Well, I’m sure you’ve frequently come across public bathrooms that are ALWAYS occupied,
and that’s because flies tend to sneak in when nobody is looking to relieve themselves.
You’ll know it was them because it will be a nuclear holocaust inside.
I’m talking, a literal mountain of turd.
As a surviving witness of the event myself, it’s pretty traumatic.
• Flies weigh less than a gram.
And they cause a mountain of turd?
• If ants can lift more than their body weight, why can’t—
• A MOUNTAIN OF TURD?
• If you’re not gonna listen, I’m not gonna explain it.
6 – ChaosMaster12 Can people actually gain superpowers in real life?
• Believe it or not, it’s very much possible – there have already been countless examples
of people who can echolocate with clicks, a man who hasn’t slept since 1973, a guy
who can run marathons and never get tired…
technology will also allow us to change our body shape, self-heal, become invisible with
mirror suits; the possibilities are endless • Of course you can, everyone that has superpowers
tends to work in e-sports.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, this is normal.
This can be achieved by regular humans.
Na.
We herd e-sport players together in LAN party paddocks, you can tell they’re nearby because
of their grazing call.
• MLG – MLG – MLG - MLG 5 – BlueRave Why do Cats and Dogs hate each
other so much?
• This mainly boils down to miscommunication – dogs are extroverted, they love to mingle
with animals and humans, whereas cats keep to themselves and get annoyed when dogs get
all up in their face, which then causes the dog to get crazier until everyone is out of
control; this is just one of many reasons though
• What are you talking about?
They love each other!
Shima and Daygup are getting along great.
Ah.
AH.
Never mind, Shima’s having one of her crazy spaz moments.
CAAAAAT, settle down!
• Don’t call her CAAAT.
Her name’s Shima, and those are just energy bursts – don’t call them spaz moments,
ya spaz.
Treat her with some… respect.
• You’re so right, I bow to your wisdom, we should rename our show Super Planet Dolan’s
Brother, that just rolls off the tongue, DURR • You can talk.
Your whole life is based off a meme about Donald Duc—
• SHHH.
Disney.
4 – Elephants Rule How many babies can you have in one pregnancy?
• There’s no scientific limit to this, but typically the maximum for healthy babies
is around 7 or 8 – there have been cases of as many as 17 babies all at once but the
risk of problems is much higher when the number reaches this point
• Pregnant?
Na, they’re just fat – STORKS are the ones that bring babies, they tend to bring
lots of babies to the women who have the biggest guts.
In fact, sometimes they recruit stork friends to help carry the babies, who can be pretty
huge themselves.
• * • Storks bring babies to fat people.
THAT’S what you came up with.
• Well, look at Mr. Fancy Research.
Just because WE weren’t born the typical way.
• Stop.
• …ahright. 3 – Wren the Castaway Is it possible to
mix the DNA of humans with other animals?
• Well, we routinely take DNA from humans and transplant pieces of it into mice to study
diseases & body growth similarities – if you’re talking about a human-rat hybrid
though, the chances of that happening are microscopically low as the cells are far too
incompatible for reproduction • Because Shima and Melissa are—
• No.
I know what you’re thinking.
Just don’t.
You’ve already ripped on overweight people, don’t be racist.
• But— • No.
2 – epic melon maker could we survive on breathing something different than oxygen?
• Perhaps temporarily, but only if there is still at least a LITTLE oxygen in the environment
as human bodies require this to live – there would be biological issues though, and you
would suffocate over time unless you can filter out the toxins; humans would have to be reworked
from the atom up to no longer need at least a little oxygen to breathe
• Of course, this is a viable alternative, check this out
• * • See, it’s great
1 – Jamie Hosier Can you grow plants on other planets?
• Absolutely, in fact it’ll be necessary if we want to eventually live on one.
We can’t pack a spaceship with an infinite amount of food & water to live on Mars, but
the soil there is perfectly ripe to grow our own crops – likewise, Venus & the Moon also
appear suitable for agriculture…
so hopefully, one day it’ll become a reality • Grow a plant on a planet?
You can’t grow a powerplanet • No, a regular plant
• I KNOW THAT NUMBNUTS, IT’S PART OF THE SHTICK, let me explain how humour works
• Oh okay, didn’t realise humour involved not being funny
• Oh yeah.
Want to hear
a joke?
What’s brown and sticky.