Do I think I'mma lie today? I hope not.
I have fibbed from time to time.
- I try not to lie. - I try not to, either.
Now you're making me nervous.
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It ain't gonna shock me or anything, right?
No.
You think Funkmaster Flex talks too much over tracks?
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Yes.
And he's telling the truth.
[machine whirring]
Do you think hip-hop is as good today as it used to be?
No.
It's less creative.
He's telling the truth.
Do I scratch better than you?
Yes.
Yeah, you're telling the truth on that one, also.
Am I a better DJ than you?
No.
Okay, in his opinion, he's telling the truth.
- In his opinion? - In his opinion.
When you were single,
have you ever used your DJ to pickup girls?
Absolutely.
Have you ever DJed a bar mitzvah?
No.
No, he hasn't, but would you?
Yes.
I'll DJ anywhere as long as somebody's gonna pay me.
[laughing]
Have you ever used another DJ's mixtapes?
Like, mixes.
- Mixes? - Yeah.
Not a mixture, but like- DJ mixes.
Have you ever used their track before?
[loud heart pounding]
No.
What's with the deep breath?
[mumbles] I don't know.
[all laugh]
Trying to catch me, that's what you're trying to do.
That was a significant deep breath right there,
but you are telling the truth on that question.
Really?
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DJ Skribble.
[heart pounding]
[all laugh]
I knew something was happening.
Do you think that Long Island is better than the Bronx?
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No.
[heart pounding]
He's telling the truth.
Am I a better DJ than you?
You see, that depends.
On?
Well, scratching and stuff.
Party rocking, absolutely, one hundred percent yes.
Telling the truth on that one, also.
I have been.
[Skribble and Capri laugh]
Yes, a few different times.
I was gonna say that because you just went off the chart.
Have you ever used other DJs' mixes?
I have.
Like, if you're opening a room or a club or something,
I'll put on a mix or something up on that.
Yeah, like before I go on.
Not while I'm DJing.
Do you think hip-hop is as good as it used to be?
No.
It's just been diluted so much
and turned into more business and less about skill.
And to use his word, there's no more color.
Back in the day, there was a color palette
and everybody--
you knew who Method Man was, you knew who EPMD was.
You knew there was a distinction between each artist
which today, there is not.
Would you DJ for a mumble rapper?
No.
Nothing against the generation, it's just not for me.
Unless they were paying me a lot of money.
Then maybe.
[all laugh]
Do you respect DJ Khaled?
Absolutely.
He's telling the truth.
Do you think Funk Flex talks too much over tracks?
Yes.
[machine whirring]
Man, listen.
I don't have any problem with people talking,
but don't talk over lyrics. That drives me nuts.
Unless you're gonna word play the lyrics
and fit it into your thing like my man over here.
They should probably sell these things in stores
where people can get to them
so you can find out who's really lying to you
because there's a lot of liars out there.
The way to do so well on a lie detector test
is to just tell the truth.