So last week Mars corporation, the, the candy company that makes M&Ms announced that they
were gonna over the coming years, make their M&Ms more inclusive.
They were gonna be revamping their popular characters.
And of course, making the green M and M a little less provocative.
Well, this predictably sent right wingers into a frenzy, and nobody was angrier about
the lack of sex appeal among M&Ms than Tucker Carlson himself.
He went on the air Friday evening and went into a bizarre rant, apparently airing some
of his sexual frustrations about candy.
Take a look at what Carlson had to say.
The other big change is that the brown M&Ms has transitioned from high stilettos to lower
block heels.
Also less sexy that's progress.
M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and
totally androgynous until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them.
That's the goal.
When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity, they've won
It's candy, it's chocolate folks, chocolate candies that have been around here in the
United States for decades and decades and decades longer than most of us have even been
alive M&Ms have been on the market.
They've had their characters that have gone through multiple different evolutions, by
the way, since their inception.
And now Tucker Carlson is mad because that green M&Ms isn't gonna be strutting around
in her high heels anymore.
She's gonna have sneakers on that's.
One thing they did announce she, you know, gonna be more of the kind of hype person for
the rest of the team.
She was gonna kind of be front and center, but she just, wasn't gonna be so overly sexualized
as she is now, because you know, it's candy.
Well, Tucker Carlson doesn't like that.
Tucker Carlson up apparently wants to make sure that if he's gonna put some candy in
his mouth, sure, better turn him on.
You know, that's the vibe I'm getting off of that little clip with him.
The funniest thing about this, when this was announced middle of last week, that M and
M's was revamping their characters, gonna be more inclusive, you know, to incorporate
all D kinds of body types, everything it was predicted immediately on social media, that
the right wingers were gonna flip out about this because they always do.
And sure enough, they, they did.
Tucker Carlson is not the only one who did this.
Newsmax has run segments on it.
One America has run segments on it.
You've had other conservative personalities tweeting out disgusted at M and MSMS for suddenly
becoming so woke.
But again, folks, let's not forget the important thing here.
This is candy.
And if you're such a snowflake that you're so easily triggered by chocolate candy, then
maybe politics
isn't
for you.