maybe we should appeal your case rackets to the oh this is about to be the greatest segue let me
just get we should appeal your case to the former political disinformation head Melissa what is that
what are we going to do without Melissa what are we gonna do oh no I have no idea what Melissa's
politics or something so yeah this was this is what's funny about everybody preaching about
how we need fact Checkers because this is gonna save lives and blah blah blah and Melissa here
okay man Lisa yes you're a fact Checker Checker and then also I put it in the Twitter thread or
in the DM thread we had a follow-up of some of uh Melissa's tweets if you want to read some of those
off because they are is this on this thread it's on check the DM uh Rd or it's in our DMS here's
the thing people need to learn like no no it's not that it's here it's if you go back and scroll
down a little more there's like four images of screenshots or or you can just find it from the DM
Melissa is ugly and annoying and you can't be both because if you're ugly and you're annoying
that just makes you unlikable so like if you're going to look like that like you better be doing
the right things you better be a nice person instead of being a [ __ ] fact Checker yeah
and making everyone's lives hard being a [ __ ] Janet obviously what we're dealing with here
one of these tweets had me laughing so hard why is it when you become a Twitter fact Checker
what do you have to trade in your top list for the job is that part of the deal foreign
maybe I'm qualified to be a fact Checker I think we all are I have a small top lid too I mean come
on so this is Melissa Engel here at mingle74 ugh uh cause she's mingling hormones laid off
from Twitter on a Saturday evening no explanation just all access removed happy holidays everyone
uh okay now and nothing of value was lost oh okay this is where it's funny it gets funny later so
this is from okay this is a couple tweets ones from February of 2021 and once from December 22.
hey the equality act guaranteeing equal treatment regardless of sex sexual orientation or gender
identity past the House of Representatives today unless your total garbage you'll support it too
two likes uh and then fast forward October of this year late last night walking my dog with
no one else around a guy stabbed his van you mean you uh in the middle of the intersection the cat
call me unfortunately just being part of being a woman in America here's the thing this guy was
like the only person to correctly gender me all day hold on are we sure Melissa didn't walk in
front of a mirror by accident that didn't happen and also that's that's not assault it's it's a
[ __ ] cat called kill your tits that you don't have I just loved that after all of that like oh
a man cat called me which by the way this guy was the other person to correctly gender me today I
mean was he was he yelling show me your tits or bro sometimes I'm gonna say it probably didn't
happen at all but yeah because you know what real women don't do tweet about all the times they've
been cat called well or the one time they've been properly gendered yeah a woman will tweet about
this stuff when it almost never happens and she's flexing about it but she doesn't want people to
know that she actually found it as a compliment so instead she just says ugh men can't call me
um okay and this is from 2018. did you see where Trump chose the extreme conservative who will work
to overturn all social gains made in the past 40 years up and row and Advance the NRA's agenda no
not that one the other one again two likes oh God is it the same two people liking who knows
yeah her and him I don't I don't know who the other one is her dead name wrong yeah all the
comments are I seriously doubt this person was cat called yeah they missed it no her cat has
literally learned to call her by now when it gets lonely it's like it's not one of those buttons
Melissa here was in charge of fact checking everything and choosing what we all you know
how how to think basically okay all right Melissa knows it's a it's a good laugh Melissa on speed
dial just so I can anytime I need something fact checked I hope that I hope that Melissa
maybe gets a job at God there's this new maybe it's not new but maybe it's just it's
blowing up because the Liberals are so scared of Twitter now being uh you know a little more
equal people are flocking to Mastodon so maybe uh man Lisa can get a job at Mastodon which is
supposed to be like new liberal Twitter have you guys heard of this yeah I haven't yeah
I would join whatever just the entertainment of it because I can't even imagine how out
of control what is it called that you are gonna get dancing each other there's actual
races so like they're all getting hit with people like like actual Nazis actual racism
well the cool thing about uh the fediverse is you can join any any federal verse node and then like
you can you can communicate with all of them like so it's like if if you join Twitter but you could
communicate with Twitter Minds gab uh Facebook or whatever and all cross post on everything like
that oh I was like who's sweet so like you Chrissy could make a simp cast node in the fediverse and
Grant like verified tags to only guess you've had on simpcast if you wanted to so like anybody
can make a a fetiverse node and then keep it up look at this mug that I wrote oh my gosh
I think yours is more epic than mine how did this mug not haunt your dreams okay I got it on Amazon
I love it the girl that has everything I love it that's cute this is the one that I have it's
not as well chat that's pretty oh that is crazy yeah Van Gogh yeah it's Van Gogh yeah
cute I don't think the white iris is
what is this meat okay so I downloaded the app and there's one channel you could join
different channels and one of the channels says uh universidad.com you have to like
check one of them to join and then the description is like fediverse like are
there literally feds on here I'm so confused no it doesn't mean Federal it means Federated
oh like you could only join like I logged onto it and I chose to only join like the LGBT uh
that's what I'm trying to do but there's like no Cadillac this is the only one that comes up for
LGBT low is what I'm on I want to make like a an ALT account on there not tied to me so I can
just be just completely as offensive as possible uh without it being traced back to me [Laughter]