What's the worst energy drink brand?
Let's talk about that.
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Now, what do energy drinks,
potatoes, and holidays have in common?
Is this about that Thanksgiving where we ate nothing but
french fries and Four Lokos?
That was quite a night.
Yes, it was, but no.
This is about finding out what is the absolute worst incarnation
of all three via cornhole.
It's time for Scorn Hole Worst Everything Edition.
Welcome to the Scorn Hole Field Zone.
Okay, so and so,
the world's five best selling energy drink brands are in front of you,
and you're going to guess which one was voted the worst by the Mythical Beasts.
Each bean bag color corresponds to a different energy drink,
and the bag representing the worst drink will be worth the most points.
The winner will win a juicy secret
from Corny Grandma.
Of course.
Red Bull.
It's distinct.
I am not
much of an energy drink person.
I am not either.
It came about
when we were past the age of.
We missed the boat.
You know?
We had Jolt Cola.
That's all we had.
And this coffee, you know?
Rockstar.
This one tastes like cough syrup.
I do not like it.
Red Bull's better.
That's the one that I at least know what to expect.
Monster.
Monster is a lot like Red Bull.
Yep, very close.
Even more tarty.
Celsius.
Fantasy vibe.
Mandarin marshmallow.
This is more juicy.
Isn't it juicy?
It almost tastes like bad
icing.
You gotta be eighteen and over to
eat Bang.
Kids, if you wanna eat Bang,
you've gotta be eighteen plus.
Does it say that on it?
What is that?
That's interesting.
Strawberry Kiss.
You know, they just picked.
It's not bad, though.
Random flavors.
I mean,
how do we determine which one of these is worse?
These two are the worst, in my current experience.
Well, you've won the last three of these.
Yes, I have.
So,
you need to go first.
You've also won
eight out of ten of these total.
Yes, I have, Link.
And a lot of them been really close, so.
Yes, they have.
I feel like it's, like,
closer than eight out of ten.
Yes, I've been toying with you.
All right.
Choose your syrup.
I think Red Bull.
People have formed opinion about Red Bull.
But it's like,
you can get Red Bull and vodka just to drink.
Who hates that?
Right?
Celsius.
People who hate bulls.
The new kid on the block.
And I think people might think that they don't like it because of that.
But if they've tasted Rockstar like we just did.
Yeah, but you gotta start somewhere.
Celsius is my first guess.
I thought you were going off the.
I thought I was going off.
I'm gonna start with my personal
hatred for Rockstar.
Even though rock stars as people,
pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Rockstars as a drink.
Kind of pandering.
Yes.
And I'm not gonna get worked up.
Good start.
I'm gonna keep my,
keep my heart rate low,
and my wits about me.
Do people like a Bang?
People like the name.
I feel like I could just be completely random here,
and that it would be as reliable as any logic that I'm going to come up with.
But what's the fun in that?
You could go with.
Monsters are scary.
Your own opinion.
See how easy that was?
To come up with a reason.
That's true.
Oh, gosh.
Too low.
Throwing it too low today.
I really hate Rockstar, but
I gotta spread it out, so I'm going against Celsius.
I'm sorry.
I don't think people like you.
Your cans a little too busy.
Is this right?
I mean,
I've done that too.
Don't psych yourself out, cause you got a good start.
Blue is Celsius.
You could take it home today, man.
Don't psych yourself out.
Is that the first time you've ever asked yourself that question?
Is this right?
There we go.
Just nestling up against you.
Hit me in the hole.
Rockstar.
You didn't like the taste of rockstar?
Is it potentially also the case that people think,
well, I'm not a rock star?
Yeah,
I feel unworthy.
This isn't for me.
That's my logic.
It's kind of like you feel like they're thumbing their nose at them.
Yes!
I'll tell you right now.
Yeah.
If I did what you did and just walk on out here,
you know.
That's his throw.
I'm talking about how you throw.
Come back here and let me show you.
Let me tell you why I do that.
Come up here.
You stand right here and look at my arm.
My arm comes back here, so I move up to get out of the way.
Now, if you want to move to the side.
You're telling me,
you walk halfway to the hole so that you won't hit me?
When I throw, you stand right behind me like this,
and I don't want to hit your hand, so
get as close as you want.
I don't care.
I'm going back to Rockstar.
You want to be halfway to it?
No, no, no.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
You should have gotten halfway.
I gave you the opening.
I opened the window.
You closed it.
There's something about
you, angers me.
Oh, what?
I'm not the one who stands like this when you throw.
We canceled each other out in this round.
In order from least bad to worst, we have Monster
for one point.
That's the faith.
Red Bull for two points.
Celsius
for three points.
Bang for four points.
Which means the worst energy drink, according to the Mythical Beasts,
is Rockstar.
The yellow bags for five points.
And we agree.
Yeah.
We agree.
This is a moment of agreement.
We might as well not even have done anything.
You and I agree.
You and us agree.
Oh, yeah.
You think like us now.
Yeah.
From energy drinks to potatoes, you have
five different potato dishes,
which did the Mythical Beasts think was the worst?
So, these are just breakfast potatoes.
Not a hash brown,
adjacent to a hash brown.
Oh, and then.
I'll be honest with you, when I get these,
I wish they were hash browns.
Yeah, me too.
That makes it a candidate.
It's one of the worst.
Now, scalloped potatoes.
As a kid, I hated these.
As an adult.
I love them.
Why do you hate them as a kid?
I don't know.
I just remember hating them.
They're so saucy.
Potato pancakes.
Okay.
I don't.
These aren't in my life.
Maybe they need to be.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
This southern boy saying, this is a cross between a hashbrown
and cornbread.
It's a fritter of sorts.
This is now my favorite thing
in the world?
Yeah, man, it's greasy.
Here we have it.
His favorite thing in the world.
Baked potato.
Kind of boring.
Kind of like old people at a steak house at 4 o'clock in the afternoon vibes.
Yeah,
but have you been to one of those weddings where they have a
baked potato bar?
That was fun in, like, twenty eleven.
Oh, really?
I think it would be fun right now.
I'm for real.
If you told me that's what we were doing tonight.
Going to a wedding with a baked potato bar.
You'd be there?
I wouldn't even care who was getting married.
Bells on?
Like, literally?
Tater skin.
You know, I wear my bell outfit to all weddings.
So people will know I'm coming.
Oh, man.
If you don't, like,
this, something's wrong with you.
It's the healthiest type of potato.
Cause it has all of that
skin vitamin on it.
Skin vitamin.
I don't think people like baked potatoes.
Yeah, I agree.
Now, where do you want me to stand?
Just to the side and not behind me.
Well, what about really far behind you?
Where do you want me to stand?
I'm so far behind you.
This is where you want me to stand.
Back all the way, back here?
No.
Yes.
Cause I just, I have a big arm.
Look at that big arm.
There you go.
Oh.
See, if I'd have been where I normally am,
it would have gone in.
Right.
Exactly.
All right.
Baked potatoes.
I agree.
So, am I going over the top into the hole?
I've created an obstacle.
I almost skipped him.
Now,
shout out to my mom.
Mom.
I love you.
Not necessarily your potatoes.
Oh, dang.
Your scalloped potatoes.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Rhett's mom.
Diane,
I'm sure I would love your scalloped potatoes.
I love them now.
It's just young Rhett didn't.
Roasted breakfast potatoes.
As you said, when it comes to breakfast.
Slough it off, leave it on the plate,
rake it in the trash.
You know?
I'm going over the top again, and I'm taking my blue bag with me.
I almost want to see that happen.
Oh, I was going for gusto.
So it would have hit hard, but I was a little to the left.
I think some people
might think that a scalloped potato has a scallop in it.
Wow.
And enough people think that to be like, I don't even like scallops.
I think I'm allergic.
I tried to do a little roly poly over the top,
but it just didn't work.
I can't believe you're going hard with the scallops.
You don't think I'm right?
I don't.
You think they're the best?
Potato skins,
having eaten them, I'm like,
those were good.
Oh, the best.
Or the potato pancake, which is my favorite thing.
Yeah.
In the world.
All right, I'm sticking with baked potatoes.
This is gonna work for me.
Okay.
Get some of that potato skin.
Yeah, a little bit more this potato skin.
I want this one right here.
Let's start with a new one.
In order from least bad to worst, we have
roasted breakfast potatoes
for one point.
No way.
I didn't hit it.
Potato skins for two points.
Good choice.
Baked potatoes for three points.
No, no, no, no.
Scalloped potatoes for four points.
Which means the worst potato dish, according to the Mythical Beasts,
is potato pancakes.
The green bags are five points.
That's his favorite thing in the world.
Favorite thing.
That's my favorite
thing.
Not just favorite potato.
Favorite thing.
Even more than his wife.
You're watching us play Scorn Hole.
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But I bet you've watched us play
International Darts.
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That's a different episode.
One that we've done a lot.
So much so that we made some apparel
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The official stuff to wear
when you're playing International
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Look at that.
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That's nice.
It's like designed after a bowling league.
It's got a logo hit right here, as we call that.
It' says GMM.
Mine's got
a design on the back
and it's got a little design on the front.
Look at that.
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It looks like bowling, but it's darts.
And we're playing cornhole.
From energy drinks to potatoes to holidays.
Logic.
Which did the Mythical Beasts think was the worst?
Okay, Valentine's Day,
Easter, Saint Patty's Day,
Fourth of July, New Year's Eve.
Well, which is your favorite?
Oh,
Fourth of July.
It doesn't get a lot better than that because,
you know.
Fireworks.
I tend to be in charge of the fireworks.
Okay, so you like fireworks.
Stakes are low with Saint Patty's day.
I could go years without even remembering.
Just this year, I asked Jessie,
is it always on the same day or is it always on the same day of the week?
And she was like, it's always the same day.
It moves.
And I was like, never thought about it,
and I'm kind of Irish.
Lots of pressure for Valentine's Day, you know,
if you're in a relationship.
Polarizing, though.
Lots of pressure for Easter, if you're religious.
Polarizing, though.
New Year's Eve is a party.
Wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up.
I'm here.
All right, so I'm losing.
I'm down by what, five?
So, you still go first.
Okay.
Some people
hate when Valentine's Day rolls around.
If you're not in a relationship, it's like an insult.
And if you are in a relationship,
it's this pressure that you didn't ask for.
Easter is confused about what it is.
Is it about Jesus coming back or is it about a bunny and eggs?
Can't be both.
I think that Saint Patrick's Day is slipping through so many
radars that people are like,
I don't even think about it.
What?
They throw green dye into that river somewhere in the midwest.
Yeah, but it's an excuse to party,
big time, no matter what your nationality.
Well, I've already got my hand on the bag.
Don't talk me out of it now.
Yeah, I don't know why I'm doing that.
What was that?
I don't know.
This never happens.
It's never happened, and I've had a little flip-a-roonie.
I would love to see that in slo-mo.
It was like the bag was,
no, no, this is not a good answer.
Yeah, it wasn't.
How could anyone hate on New Year's Eve?
Well, I have to stay up late.
Yeah.
Fourth of July, people hate on that.
Well,
I got burned by a firework.
Yeah, that's true.
That does happen.
Valentine's Day is the clear
one that just people get upset about.
Oh, yes.
On the board.
You left a lane open.
I agree.
Valentine's Day.
Oh, I'm trying to get away from you, man.
You okay?
The board almost rejected my Saint Patrick's logic,
so I'm going Valentine's Day.
Oh, no.
All right, I gotta bring it.
I gotta bring it back, more Valentine's Day.
I gotta scratch and claw my way forward.
That happens.
Hey, you almost pulled me down.
I almost pulled you down.
In fact,
if you pull me down and I'm touching the ground,
I'm technically off of the board.
This is your final throw.
If you're in a relationship, though,
you love Valentine's Day, but nobody's like,
I hate Easter.
You get a chocolate bunny.
I don't know.
Valentine's.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's just I'm on fire today.
It's the potato skins.
Oh, gosh.
See, now I've got to try something else.
You got to hope people hate Fourth of July.
People might not like Fourth of July.
What you might want to do is go real high,
try to hit it hard so that my green one comes off of the board,
and then you go in
with that one, and you might win.
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
Hey, I thought it was gonna happen.
When I saw it.
I thought it was gonna happen.
I was like, oh,
it's going in, and then it just.
I thought it was gonna.
It disappeared over the edge.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, man.
That would have been awesome.
You know, it's hard to hate on any holiday,
and I think
that's where my energy went.
You know?
I'm so positive.
That's why it's hard for me to win this game.
I'm just, I'm oozing positivity.
Yeah.
All of Rhett's hatred went to his mom for this game.
In order from least bad to worst, we have,
New Year's Eve for one point.
Fourth of July
for two points.
Oh, really?
Easter for three points.
Valentine's day for four points.
Which means the worst holiday, according to the Mythical Beasts,
is Saint
Patty's Day.
The green bags, five points,
Rhett.
Come on, guys.
That means you win your ninth
out of eleventh episode, and a juicy secret from Corny Grandma.
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She's got her socks on.
Letting them breathe.
I can take these dentures out in under ten seconds.
Oh, come on.
Come on, Corny Grandma.
Put your shoes on.
Keep your teeth in.
Sorry, that was my trick knee.
You really want to know why
I don't win?
You got a point, man.
Yeah, I remember winning this in the past,
and I didn't like it.
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