I was just eating some dinner when I saw the craziest thing I saw this guy just flying down
a mountain in some rollerblade suit thing I don't know but it was glorious and it was by far the
coolest thing I've ever seen in my life and I knew right there in that moment I gotta have it yes
let's go we're building a rollerblade all right if I'm gonna build a rollerblade suit I'm gonna
need a lot of Wheels because I'm gonna have to attach Wheels all over my body so I went looking
for wheels and I found some Wheels throughout the garage and although this was a good start there
was no way that this was gonna be enough to make a whole roller suit and the only Wheels I had left
in the garage were from my skateboard but that was signed by Tony the hawk hey I'm Tony the hawk
I was gonna need more wheels and I was willing to do whatever it takes to get them because you
see there's a bigger reason as to why I need this roller suit and honestly it's pretty embarrassing
okay so every weekend my friends and I have been going rollerblading together and they're
good and I mean really good and me well I I have the balance of a toddler and I am just
not good at rollerblading at all and man I would do anything to stop their stairs of disgust and
judgment I mean look at them but can you even blame them though you see if I could just lay
down in a roller suit I would have no problem keeping up with my friends now while I wait for
all those skates to arrive we're gonna get started on this suit okay so there's three
main parts I gotta build and that's the arms the chest and the legs so when I lay down like this
I'll be flying across the floor I think I'm gonna start by building the legs now I know what you're
thinking Jake how could you possibly be bad at rollerblading those monster calves provide
such a low center of gravity and Brute Force you should be bleeding circles around your friends and
I know I know I'm just as confused as you are but that's why we're building the rollerblade
suit you know okay so I need to figure out a way to Wheels to stick like right here that way
that way but instead of breaking my legs I'll be power sliding across the ground like this guy
now I've built a lot of things but none of them have been directly bolted to my body except for
the time that I built these bicycle roller skates but this was supposed to be attached
like all over my body so this was gonna take some serious Precision okay so now we gotta
attach the wheels to this thing so I attached the wheels to that thing and it worked great [Music]
foreign s came it was time to unbox these things rip everything apart and build the
coolest roller suit the world has ever seen oh in these wheels these wheels were super sick
all right you could barely see it on camera but these wheels light up so do these wheels
so do these wheels well this is honestly super exciting for me because so far the
biggest disappointment of getting older was when they stopped making Light Up sneakers in
my size okay well now that I've got a ton of Wheels it's time to make another one of these
so I just started building another one of those things and oh my gosh you guys are not gonna
believe what I just found Light Up sneakers in my size what okay I'm gonna pretend that that didn't
just ruin my entire day and I'm gonna continue a fly just flew into my mouth oh okay these things
are done I guess it's time to try them out wow okay okay these uh these kind of hurt my
worked exactly as I intended them to okay so these were all around pretty good but they're
extremely painful and I still need to figure out a way to get them to stick to my legs yeah a way
to stick to my legs that doesn't hurt my shins like crazy so I went to go do some research on
the matter when I stumbled across these two goof balls sitting on the couch watching soccer and
that's when it hit me shin guards I could attach the wheels to shin guards keeping them tight to
my legs and keeping my shins protected hey purple dude you still got your shin guards you see purple
dude here used to play soccer professionally so I know he has shin guards no no I got rid of
them no I can tell he's lying by the way his eyes twitching he just doesn't want to give him to me
because he knows I'm gonna ruin them dude I know you still have them just let me borrow them you're
just gonna ruin them see what I tell you you're always screwing stuff to all their stuff and
making weird things in his defense you are always doing that all right I know but I'll pay you back
they're in the freezer [Music]
now these things are gonna be perfect not only did these look sick but they were also
going to do a great job of fulfilling my childhood dream of becoming a Transformer
so we can go ahead and cross that one off the bucket list okay I'm not showing you my legs
ending up you should sit down and if you're sitting you should stand because these are
insane in the literal coolest things I have ever put on my body tell me these
aren't insane tell me these aren't the coolest things don't tell me that because
then you'd be a liar but okay here's the moment of truth let's try these things out
oh
check out how sick this is what oh right back up under the feet these might be the coolest
things I've ever built like the fact that I can just slam onto my knees like this and
have it not hurt is insane okay now I could ride these things all day but I still gotta
finish the rest of the soup now that the legs are done I gotta do the chest and the arms and
I think I have an idea for the arms okay you ready yeah I'm thinking just do the same thing
again the only problem is my wheel Supply is really limited and I don't have any more shin
guards well the answer was clear I had no choice but to get online and order more shin guards and
as I laid down for a well-deserved Slumber the worst thing ever happened classic muscle cramp
yo dude are you okay
happening to us right now we got muscle cramps what does that mean it means we're dehydrated here
drink this this smells incredible I can't have it my superhero diet only lost me to drink regular
water that is regular water just drink it there's no way that's regular water tastes too good hey
would you guys quiet down in here I'm trying to watch soccer no get out of here dude it's just
water that flavor you're tasting you're actually smelling how is this possible our sponsor Arab
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cramp went away like a while ago honestly Sam game um I'm gonna get some sleep good night
I awoke the next day wearing a different shirt because I've been sleep changing and I really need
to talk to a doctor about that but the doorbell rang and it was my shin guards so that means it
was time to get to work on finishing up this suit so considering the remaining supply of Wheels I
so this was actually like the easiest part of the whole build I just needed to figure out a
way to get the wheels off the roller skate what's that guy doing back there that was kind of creepy
but anyway once I had those I just needed to figure out a way to get the wheels onto the
shin guards which was really easy okay now this looks pretty crazy we just gotta do it one more
time and the arms are done now this was pretty much like the halfway point of the whole build
and all I could think about is how crazy it was gonna be to be blading circles around my friends
when I finished this soup okay these arms are done and they look absolutely insane dude those
are like the coolest things I've ever seen right but unfortunately it was time for the hardest
part as you can see in this video here this dude just drops right down onto his stomach like it's
nothing now that's not very easy to do I can't just build a suit and start flying down Hills of
course it's not as simple as just building the rollerblade suit I was gonna need to learn the
technique and master the technique which means I was gonna need an aggressive amount of practice
foreign [Music] ever it was a genius way of practicing the technique over and over again
without even needing to wear the rollerblade suit until my form was absolutely perfect
okay confession time I don't think that this is going to help me with the roller suit at all I
just really wanted to do this today because it's extremely hot out um so yeah I guess it's time to
get back to work well one thing's for sure I was at a standstill the only thing I had left to build
was the chest piece and I had no idea how it was how I would build it or I was gonna strap it to
my body if I didn't want to stay behind my friends forever I was gonna need a big idea can't take it
anymore let's hold him down and we'll bolt this thing to his chest no no one's bolting anything
to anyone right yeah of course don't be ridiculous there's got to be a way to do this we're just not
seeing it yet wait hold up would you guys be open to motorizing this thing honestly that would be
way better I think I got an idea he brought to my attention that we had these electric skateboard
Motors that we use to make these crazy Fast Turbo shoes then in a very drawn out and overexplained
way that took too long he explained that we could repurpose the motors and strap it to a vest making
it so I could lay down on my stomach and roll around easily then he showed us this level in his
video game that he couldn't beat and he was like begging us to beat it for him and we were like no
way dude this is your game you gotta be the one to beat it so we all just stood around watched
him play this game until he finally beat it but at this point it was super late so we couldn't work
on the build so we all went to bed but the very next day it was time to finish this soup [Music]
foreign [Music] this is swaddled on here like a baby honestly I feel like a broad father of
a newborn skateboard not only will it provide some serious speed but it will also provide a
break which is important for not dying I think this is gonna do the trick and once I put the
rest of the suit on this thing is gonna rip when I showed up to go rollerblading with
my friends they took one look at me and well it's safe to say I blew their minds
[Music]
well this worked way better than I thought it was going to I was going so fast and I was whipping
around corners with total control and Not only was I keeping up with my friends but I was blasting
right past them and they were having a hard time keeping up with me now who would have thought that
me with the balance of a two-year-old would be out here going 20 miles an hour on some rollerblades
definitely not me this just goes to show that even if you're bad at something like rollerblading if
you like it enough and you try and really put your mind to it there's always a way to
do that thing that you want to do so yeah don't give up on that thing that's all I got [Music]