- Hello, lovely people.
- Hi.
- And welcome back to another guessing Claud video
and in today's video,
- We're gonna do a face memory test.
I was gonna sign it, but I was just like face memory
- To remember
- Oh this is like forgot.
- To forget.
- Or that was a, face forget that's gonna be a
- Yeah, you, you've forgot.
- Yeah. I forgot the whole thing.
I forgot what test we're doing.
- It's it's okay, honey.
I, I have a, I have memory problems.
This is known. We know this. It's a known quantity.
However, I do think I'm okay at faces.
- Okay.
- No. Am I not?
- Yeah I mean, I'm really bad at faces.
- You are?
- No, I'm not actually. I'm good at faces.
I'm bad at names.
- You're awful at names.
- Well, we'll find out in a minute won't we?
- Yes we'll find out.
And please play along with us.
See whether you too are bad, or good at faces.
I think a lot of us are bad at names,
but good at faces.
- Is this gonna have name, test?
Is it gonna be like, who is this famous person?
Cause I won't know-- I might need Facebook.
I won't know the name.
That's not, really fair.
- It's not a pop pop culture, test.
- Okay good I hate pop culture.
(record scratch)
- We know.
- I'm so bad at pop culture.
- You are terrible at pop culture.
- I basically you live in the garden shed like.
- No one's quizzing.
- Don't ask me anything about what's going on in world.
- We'll name, we'll quiz you on some leaves okay?
So apparently, the human brain has a special nodule
that's used to recognize faces but,
the more you exercise it, the better it becomes.
- Okay.
- So for those of us who work in customer service jobs
you're probably much better at recognizing faces
than people who don't see faces often.
- When I was working as a dentist,
I saw quite a lot of faces every day
and it's true that I would recognize the face.
I might not see it,
recognize the name always on the like computer
but when they come in, I'm like, oh, it's you.
- You are very good.
If we're just driving around,
you'll be like that's an old patient.
From like way far down the street where like--
- I don't really know.
I don't exclaim in such excitement.
- I should also apologize by the way, everyone.
I am a bit ill because our baby goes to nursery
only for like two mornings a week, but he's got ill.
- Yes.
- And now I am ill.
because I have a nonworking immune system.
- Yes.
- So, in this test,
you'll be shown a long series of faces, for each face,
you must say if you've been shown this person before
or if it's a new face, you've not been shown yet.
- Okay.
Well, are we gonna have to do this test separately
or are we just gonna be like, yes, no?
Is it done on time or just like yes or no quickly?
- It should take two to five minutes to complete.
We're gonna do the test individually.
- Oh okay.
- I'm taking it. It's happening.
Okay. This is a, this is a new person.
Cause this is a new test.
New new, oh, oh I've seen him.
New. Oh, I've seen him. New. New.
- Should I leave the room?
I'm just doing it by their hair.
- Maybe I should leave the room?
- Oh, oh God. Wow.
These people are very nineties I have to say.
- I should like block my ears or something.
(Jessie hesitates)
- New. No, I've seen him.
I've definitely seen her because of those earrings.
I've seen all that hair before.
He's new. Ah, that's a really bad photo.
He's new. I've seen him.
Oh, you've completed the test.
Did you try your best?
I did try my best, yes.
Oh, you got 60 of 75 questions correct.
The average score is 63.7.
Ah, my score is higher
than 16.3% of other people who take this test.
That's not bad is it?
(clapping)
I got 60 questions correct.
- 60 out of 75? That's good.
Well there you go. Your face memory test is--
your face, your memory of faces.
Is there like not a more conccinct way of saying that?
A concise way?
- You're trying to say concise and succinct.
- Yes, I do that a lot.
I like join words together.
Don't I?
- Yeah.
- Succinct and concise, so I said conccinct.
It's amazing actually
that you even understand what I've said
seeing that you lipread.
So you're like what the hell is that word?
- I'm just very used to you.
I understand you much more
than I understand any other person.
- Then I, I have speech problems.
- Yes.
- Okay. Right. Ready? New. Okay.
- Well, if you've never seen the face, you click new.
(crickets chirping)
Feel free to do a running commentary.
(symbol clash)
- Oh sorry. It's always like, I'm like yes.
I'm in like competitive mode.
Yep.
- It's not actually timed.
- Oh, it's not timed?
Oh. I could probably slow down a bit then
because I'm like, I thought it was like done on timing.
Like how fast do you respond?
- I know yeah.
When has this test been done as well?
'Cause they look like it's very kind of like--
- It is in the nineties, isn't it?
- Ah yeah is it? Nineties.
I was gonna say, yeah, you're probably right.
Kind of bad hairstyles.
When I was at school,
I very distinctly remember like boys having,
uh, like curtains and then it turned into quiffs.
What do they do now?
I don't see any particular hairstyle.
There seems to be like a--
- I feel like everyone has their own.
- Yeah. It's more about like having your own?
Very much like when we were younger in the noughties,
it was like, you must follow the set thing.
Like all the girls had straight hair.
I like had to straighten my hair chemically.
- Right. The tin, tin, and such a high fashion haircut
really when you think about it.
- I'm not even concentrating on this anymore.
I feel like I'm doing really badly.
It's almost like the ones that are new
you're like, ah, friendly face
and the ones you've seen before, you're like,
(warning alarm ringing)
ah don't like you. Did you feel like that?
It's like, they like, feel like they keep popping,
no it's like new, new, new, ah!
(warning alarm ringing)
Did you try your best and can we store your data?
I didn't really try my best.
(metal twangs)
Can I say no?
- Then click no.
- I think I did very badly. Oh.
- You got higher than me.
- I got 42% higher than most people.
- That's hilarious.
- And I really wasn't concentrating.
- We didn't fail.
- No we didn't.
We remembered some people,
other people we did not remember.
I'm better than Jessica.
- At least I know how to record the screen.
- All right well that was just like a fun,
quick little like fire face.
- Fire face?
- Fire face yeah.
- I mean, I personally found it quite like,
you know, I can see why
they use these kind of things for interrogation tactics.
- Do you feel interrogated?
- Yeah.
- What does this say about you?
- No, just like--
- Psychologically Claudia you can't cope with faces.
- It's more like the flashing
like you click and it's just another thing.
Like normally when you click it
like changes to something else.
But like every time I clicked,
it was just a face, face.
It was just, I dunno, it was just, it was very intrusive.
- I did not find--
- I should probably also do it as a test of like--
- Anyway, psychologically draining or damaging
- Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
So like you're like, yeah faces.
I'm getting energy, you know?
- Okay let's take that test.
We've moved on to the multidimensional
introversion, extroversion scales.
So this is an interactive personality test
measuring traits that differ
between introverts and extrovert.
- I mean, maybe we can do it together and I'll just--
- We're doing it together for you.
- Oh Okay. Healthy and vibrant?
(clock ticks)
Yeah.
- Babe it's disagree, slightly disagree,
neutral, slightly agree and agree.
- Most of the time slightly, slightly agree.
- Just say yeah.
- I don't like to draw attention to myself.
(clock ticking)
Yeah. Slightly agree.
- That would be great.
- I tend to be admired by others.
- Slightly agree. I do.
But I don't like attention.
I'd be pleased if asked to speak at a funeral.
No, not really, slightly disagree.
Not totally disagree, depends whose funeral it is.
I wouldn't be pleased.
- I mean, I don't think anyone's delighted
to have to speak at funeral.
- I don't know maybe they are.
- I spend most of my time in fantasy worlds.
- Neutral. I think I'm quite, not really,
I wouldn't say fantasy worlds.
I daydream a lot, but about like real stuff.
- I would not in any way class
our as spending time in fantasy worlds, but.
I want a huge social circle.
- Uh slightly disagree.
- Slightly?
- I'm like, I don't, I'm not hard enough
to go for like agree!
Disagree!
I'm like, depends what kind of party.
Doesn't it?
- You didn't get any way involved
in planning our son's party.
- Did you?
- I prefer to eat alone.
- No, disagree.
I really like dancing.
(clock ticking)
- How drunk is she?
- Slightly disagree. I don't, I'm not a big.
I love to do impressions.
I do. But only with like a select audience.
Mainly Jessica and Rupert. That's about it.
- She does impressions all day long.
- Mainly of the dogs.
- They come out, apparently,
I did a great impression of a pigeon the other day.
I don't even do it like, like, you know what?
I'm gonna do a really comedic compression right now.
It's not like, that's what I think.
It's literally, I just get into the psyche of the pigeon
and then I just like--
- I'm a bundle of joy.
(clock ticking)
- I dunno.
Are you meant to answer that yourself?
Uh, I don't think so.
- No.
- No. I don't think people would describe me as--
not a strong disagree, I slightly disagree,
I'm not a like horrible person to be around.
I love excitement.
- I don't talk a lot.
- I mean, I do once I get going with the right people.
- I make a lot of hand motions when I talk.
- I mean, I think I do, but when I'm out in public
maybe I kind of keep it quite--
I was gonna say, I think I do at home don't I?
- Yeah.
- And then when I'm alone, when I'm chatting to someone
I like I just keep my hands to my side.
Oh my God I'm so weird. All right.
- Claudia doesn't sign in public.
- This one's, my life would not make a good story.
I dunno. I mean, I would be,
I would wonder who would want to watch a story of my life,
but I don't think it'd be like the worst one.
- I'd watch it.
I mean, I'm the wife of like a lovely gorgeous,
vintage, loving, glamorous YouTube star.
- Bub, you just made your story about someone else.
Yeah but they often are.
It's often like following, you know like--
- What like time traveler's wife?
- No that that they did like Kennedy.
What's her name?
- Jackie Kennedy.
- Yeah.
- Well, her life in itself was quite interesting.
- Cheers babe, like okay. Maybe mine is.
I didn't say, I just bigged you up.
- That's what I'm saying,
I'm saying your life is allowed to be interesting in itself.
- Well, I would say my life would not make a good story.
I think uh, neutral. I think it could be relatively
all right, it's not like the most amazing story
but it was probably better than some stories out there.
- It's not ended yet.
- Exactly. So slightly disagree. Who knows?
I'd like to be in a parade.
Not really. No.
I am brave. I would say I am.
I would like to be, to try bun--
no, I don't wanna try bungee jumping.
I would go surfing regularly if I lived on a beach.
- We pretty much do live on a beach.
- I was gonna say, yeah, I would.
That's not a surfing beach.
- Sure, honey.
- I laugh a lot.
Yes. I agree. I'm happy with my life.
I agree.
- Hm better much agree.
- We've finally, we finally ended.
What am I? Is it gonna say I'm an extrovert?
Oh my God. Okay, I range from minus 500 to plus 500.
- The average score for self-identified introverts
is minus 100.
And the average score for self-identified extroverts
is plus 100. Your score is minus 97.
- Oh right, so I'm pretty introverted.
Pretty much bang on an average score of an introvert.
- No, I just mean like when I'm around people,
I get a bit high because it's like really nice.
- But like, yeah, I get I do like
it kind of ebbs and flows.
There'll be like a moment
where I'm feeling quite relaxed and in my element
and I'm having a good time.
But then suddenly
with the same people and the same environment,
it can just suddenly be like, oh God,
I feel awkward and like, I'm not sure about this,
and like, I think I might wanna just go home now.
And then suddenly it'll go up again to like,
oh no, this is nice, like I'm having a good time.
Oh yeah, this bit of conversation's good.
- I can cope with this.
- Oh yeah. I feel like, you know I feel like
valued and seen, oh no, everyone hates me.
Oh my God. Oh shit like I'm so boring.
That's what happens basically.
It's quite tiring for me.
- Cause then like sometimes when we have people at our house
and you'll just be like, I wish everyone would go home.
- Yeah. And suddenly, like you've said, like
like I'll be like ha ha yeah like really quite involved.
And suddenly I'm like.
- I'm done.
- I've had enough.
- It's like, okay.
- I guess that's why it's exhausting
for introverts to be around people
because of that constant like wave of,
yeah, oh, I'm fine. Oh no. I'm not sure if I'm fine.
Like, oh, I'm enjoying myself.
Oh no, I'm not enjoying myself.
- Whereas for me, even though my body's like got no energy
I'm just like, I'm gonna push through
'cause this is my drug.
- I just like always am thinking
second thinking every what everyone has said
and what I've said and everyone's body language
and everyone's actions and my own actions.
- You really think through my actions as well.
- Yeah.
She'll bring up to me the next day, you said this
and then I saw that some other people
may have looked to the left
- Not agreed with that opinion.
- And so perhaps they were, didn't agree with you.
- Yeah.
- And I'm like, I don't even remember saying that like
(metal twanging)
- Yeah
- That was one of many, 700 things I said that day.
It was a passing comment.
- But and I know the reality is,
you'd be much better off just being like you
and just saying slightly offensive
or inappropriate things occasionally,
but the overall gist of things is that you're allowed--
- Not the intention to be.
- Yeah, yeah. But like,
because I'm so worried about saying,
or doing the wrong thing or upsetting someone,
I don't say much at all. Or I say like just,
or I avoid any kind of risqué conversation,
you know which then just people are like,
well, she's a bit dull. I'm gonna talk to Jessica.
She's way more exciting,
even if she offends like my clothing choice.
or my haircut.
- It's really not, not my intention to do so.
I just have no tact, or ability to shut myself up.
- I've always been drawn to people like you,
who are like, who just say what they think all the time,
'cause I guess it's what I like you know.
- Yeah. I think I have just have no inhibition.
- Yeah. Yeah.
There's no barrier.
- Basically what it is yeah.
- I just can't stop myself-- I can't bite my tongue.
Thank you so much for watching and for joining us,
as we uncover things we already knew about Claudia.
- Yeah.
- Bye!
- Bye bye.
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