- Welcome to my scary witch story, yeah?
- Hello.
- You alright?
- I'm alright. A bit nervous.
- Yes, today we're doing a spooky halloweeny,
Blind-foldy taste-testing with
A story that I've kinda made up.
- Okay.
- It's basically, well you're gonna get blind-folded up.
You're gonna feel food, and that's it.
- He's kinda got me dinin' today,
And I'm a bit not sure what's happenin'.
- It's fine, you're alright. (laughing)
She's a little bit nervous.
You can tell with her body language like that.
She's fine. Actually, we have 12 foods for you to guess.
- Okay.
- And if you get 10 or more out of the 12 right...
- So, I can only get two wrong.
- Yes, Becky. (laughing)
If you get 10 out of 12 right, then you get a prize.
One of your favourite foods that you love,
But first you must tackle the power of feel.
- Is it brownies?
- Somethin' else.
- Okay. (laughing)
- You must tackle with the power of feel.
- Okay. I don't have to eat them?
- I would suggest some of them not eatin', no.
And we got clean water for you
To wash your hands, all that stuff.
- Okay. - Ready?
- As long as I don't have to eat it, I don't mind.
- Throw on the scary blindfold.
- I can't see anything.
- Alright, have a look at me and take your blindfold off.
(laughing)
- The story begins, Becky, on a cold, wintery night
In Weston-super-Mare.
The mysterious house of the Weston-super wicked witch
Of the Weston area, right.
I was walkin' through the woods with my pugs, okay, pug.
And we discovered a big, old log cabin,
And hammered to the door of the cabin was
A note from a lumberjack that said
"Here ye lies the remains of a witch,
"and some of her friends."
And it said "Do not touch. Waitin' for CSI Weston..."
Or somethin' like that, "to discover them."
So, I took bags. I did the right thing.
- Took them? - Yeah.
- That's not the right thing.
You need to leave them for their people to discover.
- I know, but it's just YouTube video, alright?
- They could've been on their way,
And you've just completely wasted their time.
(laughing)
- Alright, basically I'm just gonna get some food,
Put it in front of you, and guess the body part.
And then tell me what food you think it is, alright?
- Alright, okay. Got it. I love your story tellin'.
- Thanks. The first one. (dramatic music)
The witch had a cat. - Oh no.
- Can you tell the body part of the cat?
- Oh no. (laughing)
Where is it?
- It's there. It's in a bowl.
- It's in a bowl. Where's the bowl?
- There. - It's a very little bowl.
- It's a little bowl, yes.
It's a little bowl which does not help the story.
The story is not about the bowl.
It's about the thing in the bowl.
That's how this game works.
(screams) (laughing)
That would be the dog, Boston, that's just jumped up.
(laughing)
That's the best scene in the whole video, right now.
(laughing)
- What've I got to guess?
- What body part it is of the witch's cat.
- Tongue? (screams)
(laughing) - Tongue.
- Yes, well done. (clapping)
And can you guess the fruit?
Ah! The food.
- It's a fruit!
- Yes. (laughing)
- Apricot. - Yes, it is.
Well done. (clapping)
We then found the witches body.
- Gosh, okay.
- And inside the witches body,
There are many things, and parts.
(soft mystical music)
Here's one thing that was discovered.
- You sound like a pirate. (pirate sounds)
- Put your hands in the bowl.
- This isn't something disgustin', is it?
Feels like little balls. What body part is made of seeds?
- Well, they're not seeds. You have to role play a bit.
You have to get into... This is a game.
- I am. Okay. It's a body part.
- Well, it's a part of her...
- Teeth! - Yes! It's teeth.
- Gosh, this is a small witch.
They're small teeth.
- She's a teenage witch.
It's Sabrina. - Is it popcorn?
- Who follows me on Twitter, by the way.
- What? Sabrina, the Teenage Witch?
- She follows me on Twitter, actually.
Yeah, she does.
- What? The actual person...
- Yeah, actual Sabrina, the teenage...
Melissa Joan Hart is now like 50.
- Does she? - Yeah!
- Is this sweet corn? No, popcorn kernels?
- It is. (clapping)
Two out of two.
Next up, is probably a bit of a confusin' one.
(twinkling music)
The witch...
- So, does this mean it's nothing like...
- Doesn't feel anything like what it's supposed to.
I'm gonna just let you have this one.
Alright, feel that.
- There's nothing in there.
- That's right. There's nothin' in there.
- Oh, you're right.
- This is an empty bowl.
Alright, there ya go. Here ya go.
- Is it meant to be like an ear?
- Yes, it's an ear.
- Is it like a Yorkshire puddin'?
- It's a Yorkshire puddin' ear, yes.
What're the dogs doin' around me?
I can hear 'em go (make snort sounds).
Sorry about that. Our dogs were gettin'
A little bit bump and grindy.
Sit. - Oh, okay.
(lively music)
- 'Ere this one comes in pairs.
- Oh. Is it a pear? - It's not a pear, no.
That was a good one though. (laughing)
Here we go. Put your hands in there.
- It comes in pairs. What do you mean it comes in pairs?
Sorry, two of them from the witch's body?
- Yes. The game that we're playin',
Is about the witch's body.
- Oh! I didn't like that... (laughing)
I don't like that.
Whatever it is, I don't like it.
Is it meant to be eyes?
- It is meant to be eyes, but you need
To now guess what the food is.
- I don't want to touch it anymore.
- Okay. Well, hold your hand out a minute.
- No no.
- No, no. 'Cause I need you to hold the bowl.
It's too heavy for me to put down...
- No, 'cause you're gonna put them in my hand.
- Okay. - No!
- I won't! - Put the bowl down.
(screams) (laughing)
What is it? (screams)
- That's the pug, again. (laughing)
Smell. Smell's like pug.
You get one point for eyes. They're grapes.
I've taken the skin off them. Feel?
- Oh! Isn't that weird? How you eat all our grapes?
- You take the skin off, yeah.
Loads of people told me to take the skin off grapes,
And it makes it feel like eyes, and it does.
- I though that was somethin' a lot worse.
- It was then time to rummage in the witch's body.
(dramatic music)
I found lots of weird things, includin' this. Now...
- That sounded like a big bowl.
- That's a big bowl. Get your hands in there, love.
You need to really feel it, not just go (chipmunk sounds).
- Is it... Oh, I don't like that.
- Get your hands in. - I am.
- I put a lot of effort into this.
- Is it sausages? Oh my gosh, that's sausages.
Is this like intestines or something?
- Yes, it is.
- Is it sausages with rice puddin'?
- Yes, it is! Oh my gosh.
Sausages and rice puddin'.
Gives you the effect of intestines.
(screams) (laughing)
- Stop it! I hope that was the worst one.
- That might be the worst one. It might not.
Hand me the next thing that we found on the witch,
For evidence. (dramatic music)
(screams)
No! - Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's like a gherkin.
- A gherkin. It is a gherkin. Well done.
- Is that the witches nose or something?
- It is the witch's finger, and you have been feeling
A gherkin with an almond shoved into it.
And that's a fingernail.
- Ew! That's why, when I dropped it... Ugh.
(screams) (laughing)
- Here be the next one.
(enchanting music)
- Is it jelly?
- It's jelly, but the jelly was there
For more artistic effect, which I've now realised
You're blindfolded, so you can't see anyway.
(laughing)
- It's like things in it. Is that spaghetti?
Or should be laces or something?
- It is spaghetti.
Yep. And it is jelly.
- Is it meant to be a hair?
(ghost sounds) - Veins?
- Yes! That's spaghetti and jelly to replicate...
Are you actually enjoying that?
(laughing) - It's quite therapeutic.
- Is it? - Jelly and spaghetti.
- Well, I'm just gonna leave her
with a bowl of jelly and spaghetti.
There we found more remains of the witch.
(pirate sounds) (spooky music)
(pirate sounds)
- I do not like this, feels alive.
(laughing)
- I came up with this one in the supermarket this mornin'.
- Feels like somethin' alive.
Is it some sort of fish?
It's not some sort of fish, is it?
- It's not a fish!
What could that be?
- A coconut?
- It is a coconut, but what could it be?
- Oh, the witch's...
Skin, hair... Her hair.
- Hair, yes. But also, I wanted to go a bit crazy
And be like we found the remains of a corpse and it's...
- A skull.
- It's a skull, yes.
But the hair was the thing, well done.
- Good thinkin'. I like that.
- The witch also had something else on her face
That they, very common in the circus.
(bouncy music)
Just run your fingers along this.
- Oh my God, no. (laughing)
You got my hand. - Come on.
- No, what is that?
- Just run your fingers along this.
The witch hat's double alright.
- Oh, stubble. What's that?
Is that a kiwi or something?
- Yes. Kiwi stubble beard on the witch.
If you get this one right,
I'll give you all the buffet rolls in Weston.
'Cause it's a bit of a bizarre one.
(enchanting music)
I rummaged myself-- I plunged myself, my hands
Into the corpse of the witch,
- Ugh.
And this is what I discovered.
- Is it gonna be somethin' slimy?
(laughing) - No, your hand.
- No, don't put it in.
- Well, just put your hand in this bowl,
And then ya just go...
- No! (screams)
Maggots, or something?
- Yes, it's supposed to be maggots,
But I think it's a bit weird.
It's maggots, which are basically rice and raisins with oil.
(subtle rock music)
Here be somethin' all over the witch's body.
(screams) (laughing)
- Stop doin' that!
Ugh, is that a skin. - Yes, it's a skin.
- Is it some sort of ham, or meat, or something...
- It's not a ham
- Salami? - No.
- Pepperoni? - No.
- No, don't you dare. (laughing)
- Is it a wrap? Tortilla wrap?
- It is a wrap, yeah.
- Oh, has it got stuff on it?
- Yes, it's drenched with oil to lubricate,
And make it feel a little bit more clammy.
Here be the last one. And I saved the last 'til best.
Or best 'til last. (laughing)
(mystical music)
- Oh, no, don't...
- Well, you need your hand right in there.
- I know, I will when I'm ready.
Is this a heart, or brain?
Oh my gosh, that's a brain, isn't it?
Ugh, I'm not puttin' my hand in there anymore.
That's like minced meat or something, isn't it?
- Yes it is minced meat.
And that is a brain, but there's something around it,
So go around the brain and see
If you can get the bonus ingredient.
- Custard, Semolina, or something?
- Yeah. - Or Natural Delight?
- Yeah, similar, very similar.
- Custard, rice puddin'. - Begins with a 'T'.
- Custard? (laughing)
- 'T', it begins with a 'T'.
What begins with a 'T'? Custard?
(laughing)
- You said 'C', you didn't say 'T'.
- 'T'. - You said 'C'.
- Chloe, did I say 'T'?
Yeah, no, no I didn't?
- You said 'C'. - [Child] You said 'C'.
- 'T'.
- Tiramisu. - Tiramisu?
(laughing) (screams)
(laughing) That was tapioca, okay?
- Tapioca, and nice to see you, too.
Oh my gosh, that sun is right in my eyes.
(laughing) I am blinded.
(laughing)
Well, Mrs. Barrow's been a good sport for takin' part,
I feel like. You've won your prize.
But then you can't have your prize
'Cause you got dirty fingers,
But I'll at least show you what it is.
Right, Mrs. Barrow's favourite: buffet rolls.
- Buffet rolls aren't my favourite.
- Aren't they? (laughs)
- Give it back, give it back.
- Thanks for watchin' folks.
Hope you enjoyed it.
What a good sport you are.
- Thank you.
- Better get these hands washed.
- Yes, please.
- Before she smacks me in the face with minced-- No.
Have a good Halloween. We'll see ya later.
- Bye!