- At the end of the day,
ain't that what you're tuning in for?
To see a grown, proud, black man devour
an entire chicken drumstick on YouTube.
That's what you typed in in your search bar, right?
- Yo, yo, yo!
What it do, what it be?
It's your boy, Reggie B.
That was tight. I should be a rapper.
I'm going to Haiti to try out
their version of Domino's pizza.
I feel like it's going to be much fresher
'cause they don't do a lot of processed foods.
So I ship out tomorrow.
I'll check back in with you, guys,
and let you know how everything is looking.
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The Domino's is secured.
I got a couple of things to try,
some things that I haven't seen on the menu in America.
And I'mma jump right in.
It's Cheesy Bread and my, how cheesy it is!
I'm telling y'all, it looks near identical
to American Domino's Cheesy Bread.
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That's yummy.
A lot of flour on the back.
I feel like my mouth is like a mess right now.
(vocalizes)
We got some Parmesan bites.
Parmesan? Parmesan.
Parmesan bites.
Ooh, this was well presented.
Each bite looks like specifically dusted.
Let me eat this food, Joe. (chuckles)
Ooh, there's a chunky boy.
Ooh, and it's got a little butter
on the bottom, oiled up.
Okay, Shorty, I see, I see you.
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There's good grease on the bottom
and the Parmesan dusting is dope.
I'm gonna dunk it in this here, marinara.
Ooh, no, that went south.
That went south very, very fast.
First pizza try.
This is the Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza
from Domino's in Pétion-Ville.
The bottom has so much flour, it's all over my fingers.
Ground beef, onions and some bacon.
And then I think it also has cheddar cheese.
The only thing that matters is how it tastes.
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It does taste a lot like American Domino's,
but it's high-key better.
Like, it's actually really good.
I like it and the bread's soft.
So, we have the Philly Cheesesteak Pizza here.
It's loaded, it's definitely got cheese
and it's definitely got steak.
What matters the most is how it tastes, right?
So, let me, let me get me...
Let me break me off a little slicy-slice.
They didn't cut it. (laughs)
I'm not joking.
They didn't cut this pizza. (laughs)
But whatever.
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It's good, it's salty.
It's real salty.
The flour on the bottom,
it feels different and it looks different.
It's more yellow than white like it was in Haiti.
Why would you sell a pizza that isn't cut?
Am I in the wrong here?
Am I tripping?
'Cause for as long as I've been alive,
pizza has always been delivered precut.
(timer ticking)
Did they think I had a pizza cutter?
"If he's ordering this many pizzas,
he's got to have his own pizza cutter."
No!
Ham Feast.
It was advertised as just a regular cheese pizza
with a bunch of ham on it.
There you go, that's how you know it's Domino's.
We got a big bubble.
And then the ham for this Ham Feast
is actually baked under the cheese.
But let's see how it tastes.
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Man, that is average.
I will say the ingredients taste fresher.
Like the ham doesn't taste like lunch meat ham.
And these bubbles throwing me off.
I'mma eat it.
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(chuckles) Yeah.
(bell dings) The consistency
of these pizzas is by far the most consistent
than Domino's I've had in the States.
Okay, we have the California Chicken Bacon Ranch.
♪ California knows how to party ♪
I don't know what is so California about it.
They did not cut this one, either.
And now I got to rip the joint with my hands again
and it's not gonna be a good slice.
(vocalizes)
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Reggie, no like-y.
Nah, yo, it's salty.
I mean, the chicken's good.
It was better than the Philly Cheesesteak Pizza,
by leaps and bounds.
Also, American Domino's, please cut your pizzas.
Some of us don't know how.
Chicken Wings and Fries, we don't go on dates.
Yes, sir, it's literally chicken wings and fries.
The wings, I will say, this is super funny.
It's just regular fried chicken wings
and then they squirted barbecue sauce.
I'm gonna try a fry first,
'cause I'm a fry-loving kinda guy, I'm a fry-guy.
Yes, Haitian fries are just phenomenal.
Okay, so here's the debate,
do y'all put y'all ketchup
on the fries or on the side?
Ketchup, take this hell. (ketchup squirts)
Oh, Shorty.
Okay, Shorty.
I mean, I didn't know you was gonna
come through so thick, Shorty.
Let me get your number, though.
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I miss her.
I feel like I need to be delicate with this
because there's sauce zones, there's like sauce sections
and I'm trying to be respectful of that,
but it's a good chicken wing.
I'm here for this.
Now, at the end of the day,
ain't that what you're tuning in for?
(chicken flops)
To see a grown, proud, black man devour
an entire chicken drumstick on YouTube.
That's what you typed in in your search bar, right?
(car honking) I'm gonna give it a-
Sir? Sir? (car honking)
Please stop.
I'm gonna give it a six. (car honking)
Chicken wings.
Buffalo Chicken Wings, to be exact and precise.
One of my favorite meals.
You know, a part of me was hoping
there'd be French fries in here.
Came with ranch dressing, which I could drink like water
'cause I'm from Florida and I'm disgusting.
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Ooh, hell yeah.
Okay.
That boy kickin' right off the gate.
Wow, that's good!
Hey, there we go!
That's good.
It's a good wing. It's a good wing.
It's good chicken. It's tasty chicken.
That sauce is the star.
That's good, yo.
This one's getting an eight.
That's good.
This is better than other Buffalo Wing places
that only serve Buffalo wings that I've had.
I'mma give a little shade (coughs)
Buffalo Wild Wings.
This is good.
My bad, y'all. I'mma clean this.
I'm not gonna be out here looking like a Moun Blan,
who don't finish their chicken.
All right, and that about wraps it up.
I would do it again.
I would get Pétion Domino's,
absolutely, 100% again in the future.
I'll give it an eight. I'll give it an eight.
Good job, Haiti.
Who doesn't cut a pizza?
I will never get over that.
For as long as I live, I will never get over that.
Chicken wings were good.
Chicken wings were phenomenal.
It's gonna be a four.
I was not happy.
Sorry, I'm American Domino's.
You did not perform.
Let me know what else I should try,
what other Haitian foods I should review.
Let me know in the comments
and we can run this up again, all right?
This is Reggie B.
Take care.
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