(dramatic music)
- Oh my (beep) God (laughs).
Are you (beep) serious? (Kirk laughs)
- [Nico] On this episode of How Far is Tattoo Far,
Floribama Shore besties Codi and Kirk,
are putting each other on blast.
When Codi gets drunk, he has a signature move.
- So what are you guys like when you're drunk?
- He's loud, obnoxious, he likes to throw up,
come back and make out with girls without--
- Puke and rally.
- [Snooki] Been there.
- [Nico] Kirk on the other hand,
is a little more unpredictable.
- What's Kirk like drunk?
- He's like, chill, chill bro, chill.
Until somebody says something and he's just like,
what, what?
- [Kirk] This aint no Panama City.
- [Girl] Kirk!
- Having Kirk as best friend is a blessing and a burden.
When he gets drunk I never know what's gonna happen.
- I haven't been in a fight since filming.
I 'bout to get into a fight today though.
(group laughs)
- [Nico] Oh and one last thing,
both have agreed to go hard with these tattoos.
- Your cast mates come on, Nilsa and Aimee.
- Yeah they did a basic (beep).
- [Kirk] Aimee and Nilsa came on the show
and made us look like some pussy ass bitches
and we ain't that.
- [Nilsa] you are the princess God of Mermaids.
- I love it.
- [Kirk] And that's why were here.
- With some real ass mother(beep) that take no (beep).
- [Nico] Okay well, wow.
These tattoos better be good, it's time.
- All right dog, you ready? - Yeah.
(tattoo gun buzzing)
- We have quite the journey ahead of us.
- Ow, (beep) that hurts.
(tattoo gun buzzing)
- [Nico] So, we're gonna call Nilsa.
- She's gonna, oh my gosh.
- [Snooki] You guys are so dumb.
- How are you doing beautiful? - How you doin'?
- So we're here with Kirk.
His tattoo is awful.
- [Nico] Are you ready for this?
- Oh my God! - Stop, stop.
- What is coming out of it? - What?
- [Snooki] It's by a beach.
- I don't think you will literally every talk to Codi again.
- [Nico] So are these two
going to leave as friends or enemies?
Let's find out.
- So how you feeling?
- Nervous as hell.
- I'm scared.
- I just wanna get it over with.
- All right, Codi, you're coming up first.
- [Snooki] Oh!
- Codi's going to die when he sees is tattoo now.
- Oh (beep).
- [Nico] Here's the deal.
Putting the shades back on?
- [Codi] I'm nervous as (beep).
- [Snooki] Oh you're shaking.
- How bad do you want a serious relationship?
- Sounds like I'm not gonna have one after this.
- Kirk what was the intention with this tattoo?
- I'm trying to put you on blast for something.
You'll see. - Oh God.
- Oh, it is a lot bigger
than I thought it was going to be, honestly.
- God, my heart's about to beat up my chest.
- [Nico] All right, well here we go.
(dramatic music)
- Oh my (beep) God.
Are you (beep) serious? (Kirk laughs)
- You have a (beep) pile of a vomit on your leg.
Kirk, can you explain this tattoo for us?
- He throws up at bars, comes back and party's even harder
but he likes to kiss girls in between.
- There's a (beep) crown.
- You're the King of Puke and Rally, bro.
That's your thing right?
- So now all the girls know you're a nasty mother(beep).
(Kirk laughs) - I (beep) hate you.
- Hey bro, you've got to let these girls know
that they might be swallowing chunks
if they kiss you at a bar, dog.
- I ain't got a (beep) choice now.
(Kirk laughs)
But I will say that, not as bad as yours.
- Oh God. - That's a fact.
- I figured that's why I was going second, oh God.
- [Nico] All right, well you're up next.
- On a scale from like, one to 10, how bad is mine?
- 9.5 - 20
- What, whatever?
Easily probably top one dumbest things
I've ever done in my life. - So (beep) up.
- Really? - Yes.
- [Kirk] Well I am very nervous right now.
- [Nico] All right, are you ready?
- Yes. - I just wanna say sorry.
- That's all you want to say right Codes?
- Yeah just right now.
- Dude what the (beep) is it (beep)?
- [Snooki] Oh my God.
(dramatic drum beats)
- You're a (beep) idiot.
- Whoa - Wow.
- [Snooki] Do you want to explain the meaning of the tattoo?
- You know you can sometimes get heated
over, like, (beep) on the show.
It was the chicken.
- Come get the (beep) food.
- It's (beep) chicken.
- That guy you threw crackers at.
The that was kicked out of the club that time.
- [Bouncer] Go outside.
- I don't want any crackers.
- [Bouncer] I don't care.
- So why am I dog?
- Because you're like a Pitbull, like a hothead
because you was like bitching from Atlanta.
(dramatic music)
So what do you think?
- Now I look like a black guy
with a chicken wing on his leg.
(tattoo artist laughs)
- And crackers.
- Yeah and crackers.
Like I'm standing on crackers with a chicken wing.
(everyone laughs)
America, I'm not racist.
- Are we still friends?
Besties?
- It's all good.
I'll hug it out. - Whoa.
- What's wrong with you?
I will say this.
We are way better than Nilsa and Aimee.
- Yes, yes, thank you guys for bringing it.
- When it comes to the Floribama cast
and tattooing each other,
Codi and I took the crown.
- It's time for the big dogs to eat.
(both barking)
- [Nico] So how do the guys feel about these tattoos now?
Let's find out.
- When I'm wearing my speedo,
I had the best legs voted class 2010.
So now they're botched because of this puddle of tattoo.
- My girlfriend wasn't too happy about it.
She let Codi have it a little bit.
She chewed him out a little bit.
But then again, she was like,
wait, he kind of helped you
because now you're not a hothead
so maybe I should give him a hug.
(both laughing)