GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
IT'S THE STORY THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY.
IN A NEW ELECTION BOMBSHELL, THE STATE DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN
ORDERED BY A FEDERAL JUDGE TO PRODUCE NEARLY 15,000 OF HILLARY
CLINTON'S UNRELEASED EMAILS.
RIGHT NEW: I DON'T WANNA SAY HILLARY IS
WORRIED ABOUT THIS STORY BLOWING UP, BUT TODAY SHE ASKED RYAN
LOCHTE TO MAKE UP ANOTHER ROBBERY.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: JOURNALISTS HAVE
TRIED CONTACTING HILLARY ABOUT THIS
DAMAGING EMAIL DEVELOPMENT.
UNFORTUNATELY THEY KEEP GETTING AUTO-REPLIES THAT SAY "SORRY, I
AM OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE UNTIL JANUARY."
(LAUGHTER) THESE EMAILS ARE A REAL CONCERN,
BUT THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRULY OBSESSED WITH THEM.
LIKE IN FACT, THEY'VE COME BIKE A JEALOUS
BOYFRIEND, LOOKING OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND'S SHOULDER.
"WHAT'S THIS EMAIL?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS GROUPON GUY?!"
THE EMAILS HAVEN'T BEEN RELEASED YET, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, IF
YOU'D LIKE TO READ 15,000 HILLARY CLINTON EMAILS, JUST
DONATE ONE DOLLAR TO THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN.
TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM HER REAL SOON.
IN OTHER CLINTON NEWS, HER CAMPAIGN MANAGER, ROBBY MOOK,
SAID IN AN INTERVIEW ON CNN THAT THEY ARE HAVING A HARD TIME
FINDING SOMEONE AS "HATEFUL" AND "DIVISIVE" AS TRUMP TO GO UP
AGAINST HILLARY IN HER PRACTICE DEBATES.
IT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE EASY TO PREP FOR A TRUMP DEBATE - JUST
GET A PARROT AND TRAIN IT TO SAY THREE THINGS: "E-MAIL,"
"WALL" AND "HUGE."
"EMAIL! EMAIL!" ACTUALLY IF YOU'RE REALLY HAVING
TROUBLE GETTING SOMEONE TO PLAY DONALD TRUMP IN A MOCK DEBATE,
I'M ALMOST CERTAIN DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF WILL DO IT FOR A MILLION
DOLLARS.
BUT IT'S NOT ALL POLITICAL GLOOM AND DOOM.
THE FUTURE MIGHT LOOK BRIGHTER THAN YOU REALIZE.
A SCIENTIST IN THE U.K.
MADE A STATEMENT THIS WEEK THAT PEOPLE WILL BE HAVING SEX WITH
ROBOTS BY THE YEAR 2050.
YEAH!
(LAUGHTER) REGGIE IS LIKE, HIS FACE REALLY
LIT UP, IT REALLY DID.
HE'LL SAY, I KNOW HOW TO TURN A WOMAN ON
IT'LL BE THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "ON."
IS IT TOO CLOSE TO HOME?
NO, HE DOES.
CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THESELF!
(LAUGHTER) THE SCIENTIST WHO MADE THE
STATEMENT DR. IAN PIERSON, SAYS THAT
BUILDING A ROBOT BROTHEL COULD CUT DOWN ON THE SPREAD OF STDS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD HIS WIFE WHEN SHE SURPRISED HIM AT
THE LAB ONE DAY TO HAVE LUNCH.
IT'S TO CUT DOWN ON STDS JENNY IT'S STDs!
A SURVEY AMONG BRITS ACTUALLY FOUND OUT THAT 21% OF PEOPLE
WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A ROBOT WHILE 33% WOULD GO ON A DATE
WITH ONE.
WHICH MEANS SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH SURE, I'LL TAKE A
ROBOT OUT TO DINNER, BUT SEX?
WHAT AM I, SOME WEIRDO?" HERE'S A PHOTO OF WHAT THE SEX
ROBOTS MIGHT LOOK LIKE.ù AND THAT'S WHAT THE GUYS WHO USE
THEM WILL DEFINITELY LOOK LIKE.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: LOOK AT THAT PHOTO
AGAIN!
I KNOW SHE DOESN'T HAVE EMOTIONS, BUT SHE LOOKS REALLY
UNHAPPY TO BE THERE.
IN OTHER TECHNOLOGY NEWS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,
NORTH KOREA LAST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE RELEASING THEIR OWN
VERSE OF NETFLIX.
THE SERVICE WHICH COMES IN THE FORM OF A BOX YOU CONNECT TO
YOUR TV, WILL BE CALLED - AND THIS IS TRUE - "MANBANG."
DETAILS ON THE EXACT NATURE OF MANBANG ARE KIND OF HAZY.
MOSTLY BECAUSE THE CBS SERVER WOULDN'T LET US GOOGLE THE
PHRASE "MANBANG."
NOW THIS SERVICE WILL ONLY STREAM INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS ON
HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN AND DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT DICTATOR KIM
JONG UN WHICH SEEMS PRETTY LIMITED, BUT WE'RE EXCITED FOR
MANBANG TO ADD NEW ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING TO THEIR SERVICE.
IN FACT COMING IN THE SPRING OF 2017 DO NOT MISS "THE
UNBREAKABLE KIMMY JONG UN."
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!