NCES GOING UP LATER
THIS WEEK.
>>> IS YOUR BEER MUG GETTING IN
THE WAY OF BINGE WATCHING?
>>> THAT AND OTHER TOPICS.
HOUSTON LIFE STARTS NOW.
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>>> TODAY ON HOUSTON LIFE, WITH
THE ELECTION COMING UP, HILLARY
AND TRUMP HAVE A LOT TO SAY.
>> WHAT IS THEIR BODY LANGUAGE
COMMUNICATING.
OUR EXPERT IS HERE ON ALESS
SEASON ON BODY TALK.
>> SECRETS FROM A MAKEUP ARTIST.
>>> HOW TO BOUNCE YOUR WAY TO A
BETTER BODY.
>> HAPPY MONDAY.
I AM JENNIFER BROOME F.
>> I'M DERRICK SHORE.
>> THE INTERNET IS ALMOST AS
ESSENTIAL AS FOOD AND WATER.
>> TO HELP WEIGH IN, WE HAVE
LAUREN KELLY FROM MIX.
>> HI GUYS!
>> HOW IS IT GOING?
SPECIAL K FROM KRBE AND MEMPHIS
10 FROM 93.7.
HELLO, Y'ALL.
HAPPY MONDAY.
FIRST OF ALL, LET'S TALK ABOUT
THE BIG WIN LAST NIGHT FOR THE
TEXANS.
>> WE ARE ON A ROLE.
>> WE ARE.
FOR THE SPORTS FANS IN THE ROOM
--
>> HOW ABOUT BROCK OSWEILER.
SECOND HALF BROUGHT IT HOME, ON
THE WAY TO THE SUPER BOWL.
>> CHESTER SAID IT WAS A TALE
OF TWO HALVES.
THE FIRST HALF NAAA AND SECOND
HALF THEY KICKED IT OUT OF THE
PARK.
THAT IS ALL I LEARNED.
>> FOR THOSE OF US WHO MAY HAVE
MISSED THE GAME BECAUSE WE WERE
DOING OTHER THINGS, WHAT WERE
SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOMENTS?
>> I JUST LIKE SEEING BROCK
OSWEILER PLAY.
HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKING AND
VERY TALL.
WITH MY LITTLE BOOZY BEER, I
WAS ENJOYING THE GAME AND
LETTING DAD TELL ME, BECAUSE I
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> I WENT TO ONE OF THE
PRE-SEASON GAMES.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE
BEEN TO A FOOTBALL GAME.
I'M NOT A HUGE FOOTBALL FAN,
BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN GOING TO
THE GAME.
HONESTLY, JUST THE SIZE OF THE
STADIUM IS SO STAGGERING, I
FELT LIKE I HAD LANDED ON
ANOTHER PLANET.
>> YEAH, BEING THERE IS A
TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.
>> THE NEW WHY WIFI, IT IS
IMPROVED.
>> YOU CAN ANNOY PEOPLE ON YOUR
PHONES.
>> KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FREEBIES?
>> JACK IN THE BOX TACOS.
>>PALAIS ROYALE.
>> PAPA JOHNS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN'T GET
TODAY?
A FREE FLUSHY.
>> WHY DID THEY STOP THAT?
>> IT IS MONDAY, RIGHT?
>> WE WERE WINNING EVERY WEEK.
THEY WERE LIKE, WE GOT TO STOP
THAT
>> FUDRUCKERS, TUESDAY IF YOU
WEAR TEXAN GEAR, THEY WILL GIVE
YOU A FREE SANDWICH IF YOU BUY
ONE.
>> PAPA JOHNS HAS A GOOD DEAL.
IF YOU USE THE CODE TEXANS, YOU
GET 50% OFF.
>> PIZZA NIGHT.
>> WHEN YOU ROLL UP TO JACK IN
THE BOX YOU HAVE TO SAY A
SPECIAL THING, LIKE TACO
TOUCHDOWN.
THEY ARE GOING TO HATE ME
BECAUSE I GOT IT WRONG.
>> BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO THE
TEXANS, J.J. WATT JUST PUT HIS
HOME ON THE MARKET, $465,000.
>> NOT THAT CRAZY.
BUT IT IS AFFORDABLE.
>> IT IS A GREAT AREA.
>> IT IS A REAL HUMBLE PLACE.
NOT IN HUMBLE BUT VERY HUMBLE.
>> DID YOU HEAR HE WAS AT THE
DASH GAME LAST NIGHT?
RUMORED HE IS DATING ONE OF THE
DASH PLAYERS.
>> FUELING THAT FIRE.
>> WE OPENED THE SHOW WITH THE
BEER MUG.
THAT SOLVES THE PROBLEM THAT
NONE OF US REALLY KNEW WAS A
PROBLEM.
I GUESS IF YOU ARE WATCHING THE
GAME AND HAVE A GIANT BEER MUG
YOU SORT OF TILT UP INTO YOUR
FACE, IT BLOCKS THE SCREEN.
>> NOW WE ARE ALL GOING TO TRY
IT, RIGHT?
>> SO I HAVE TO -- JUST ONE
COMPLAINT.
IF YOU ARE LEFT-HANDED, IT
DOESN'T WORK.
>> SO TRUE.
>> PICK IT UP.
>> YOU WILL HAVE TO DRINK YOUR
BEER WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND.
>> WITH A BOWL.
>> WITH A STRAW.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STRAW?
THAT IS A VERY GOOD POINT.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD
TRUST THAT THE SELLING POINT.
CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE SUDS?
>> THAT WILL BE ONE OF THE HOT
ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS.
>> PLEASE BUY ME ONE.
YOU GUYS FOLLOW THE FIVE-SECOND
RULE?
>> YEAH.
>> SOMETIMES IT IS LIKE 15.
>> THE FIVE-SECOND RULE IS SO
MUCH BALONEY, I CAN'T STAND IT.
>> I BROUGHT A NICELY PACKAGED
MINT HERE.
I WILL PUT IT ON THE GROUND.
>> BEFORE YOU DO THAT, SPECIAL
K, FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE UNAWARE
FOR THE FIVE SECOND RULE --
SORRY YOU HAVE LIVED UNDER THAT
-- IF YOU DROP A PIECE OF FOOD
YOU SUPPOSEDLY HAVE FIVE
SECONDS TO EAT IT BEFORE GERMS
GET ON IT.
>> WHO ACTUALLY COUNTS?
WE JUST GO --
>> I WILL DROP THIS.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
OKAY.
DERRICK, YOU HAVE IT.
IF YOU ARE ALIVE BY THE END OF
THE SHOW --
>> I WILL HAVE TO EAT THIS.
>> OKAY.
SOMETHING HARD LIKE A LIFESAVER
IS NO BIG DEAL.
IF YOU DROP A PIECE OF
WATERMELON IN A PILE OF DIRT OR
A BUNCH OF HAIR BALLS.
LET'S DROP YOUR WALTER MELON IN
THE HAIRY CORNER OF YOUR HOME,
THE STORY SAYS --
>> THE STORY SAYS IF IT IS WET
FOOD IT IS MORE APT TO GET THE
BACTERIA ON IT.
DON'T PUT THAT ON THE GROUND
AND THEN --
>> CAN WE GET SOME WATERMELON?
>> WATCH MISS AMERICA LAST
NIGHT?
>> I DID.
>> FOOTBALL NIGHT!
>> WHEN I WAS A KID, I LOVED
THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT.
LAST NIGHT AS I WAS WATCHING
IT, I THOUGHT, WHY DID I ALWAYS
LOVE THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT.
SORRY IF YOU ARE A FAN.
I WAS UNDERWHELMED --
ESPECIALLY GO MISS TEXAS, BY
THE WAY, BUT THE ANSWERS IN THE
END, IT IS AMAZING HOW A
REPORTER CAN TALK AND TALK AND
SAY NOTHING AT ALL.
>> MISS AMERICA, MS. ARKANSAS,
SAVVY SHIELDS, THINK IT IS A
REAL NAME OR A STAGE NAME?
>> IT IS A GOOD NAME.
>> SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
>> GORGEOUS.
>> BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU
MISSED IT, LAST NIGHT WE DID
HAVE THE FIRST OPENLY GAY MISS
AMERICA CONTESTANT, MISS
MISSOURI.
THIS STUNNING,
DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS WOMAN, THERE
SHE IS.
EARN OFLAYERTY.
OPENLY GAY.
>> GOOD FOR HER.
>> SO YOU KNOW THE iPhone, NEW
iPhone OUT LAST WEEK, CHECK
THIS OUT.
>> IMAGINE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR
OF HEADPHONES.
NOW THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE.
>> THE iPhone COMES IN TWO NEW
COLORS.
HOT AND TOPIC.
THE OLD HEADPHONE ALSO WORK,
PROVIDED IF YOU HAVE THE
DONGLE.
HEY, BRO, CAN I BORROW YOUR
DONGAL?
>> IS DONGLE A WORD?
>> IT WILL BE.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE --
>> IT IS THE ADAPTER YOU HAVE
TO PLUG INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE
PHONE.
>> HAVE THE NEW PHONE?
>> NO, THIS IS MY OLD PHONE,
COMING APART, THE BATTERY IS
EXPLODING, SCREEN IS COMING OUT
THE TOP.
I FEEL LIKE THEY SEND OUT THE
NEW ONE SO I HAVE TO BUY THE
THIRD.
>> YOU DOMINOS FANS?
>> YEAH.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
IT IS AMAZING.
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>> SO THIS GIRL SPENT 25 HOURS.
THAT ONE GIRL.
SHE DID IT BY HERSELF.
PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO
FRIENDS.
THIS IS A LOT OF DOMINOS.
NO, SHE IS VERY TALENTED.
I LOVE THIS VIDEO.
IF YOU SEE IT KEEPS GOING AND
GOING.
SHE CLEARLY HAS A LOT OF TIME.
WE HAVE TO GET TO THE LAST
VIDEO.
I WAS LAUGH SOG HARD I WAS
CRYING.
CHECK IT OUT.
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>> GOD BLESS THE TEACHER.
SHE IS TRYING HARD.
>> SHE'S GOT STROBE LIGHTS.
IS THAT HER OWN KARAOKE SET?
LOOK HOW PREPPY SHE IS AND
BUSTING THAT.
>> SHE HAD THIS ONLINE.
THE KIDS WERE NOT IMPRESSED.
>> WE MAKE SONGS ON THE KRBE
FOR THE STAR TEST.
WE RE-DID THE NICKY MINAGE.
THE STAR STUDENTS REACH THE SKY!
THAT OKAY.