- All Right, next topic is "Parents House".
(hip hop music)
♪ Kill it, and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ My mama so petty man, it's not a joke ♪
♪ She wake me up just to find her remote ♪
♪ Find her remote, you heard what you said ♪
♪ My mama so old, her teeth under my bed ♪
♪ I can't even go out the house just to kick it ♪
♪ When I come back, it's like little boy do them dishes ♪
♪ Talking about dishes, your mama kicking ♪
♪ My mama old, man, I see her titties ♪
(all laughing)
♪ Kill it, and kill it, and kill it (bell dings) ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- [DJ D-Wrek] Next word is "Sneakers".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Look, yes I buy sneakers, I feel they important ♪
♪ I love them, but boy what is wrong with them Jordans ♪
♪ Wrong with them Jordans, you need you some sneakers ♪
♪ I bet when you walk ♪
♪ Your knees rolling ♪
(everyone laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it, pick up and kill it ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to go get the sneakers, you feel it ♪
♪ Know when they come to the kicks, I'm the illest ♪
♪ Boy, I don't know what you talking 'bout, Willis ♪
♪ Boy, your shoes, I bet they lean ♪
♪ Your Jordans be hanging out like, "F*** you mean" ♪
(everyone laughing) (bell dings) (crowd cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your word is "Social Study".
♪ That's two words, feel? Imma go on beast mode ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek got a head just like a globe ♪
♪ Just like a globe, what is you thinking ♪
♪ Free the slaves, (censored) Abraham Lincoln ♪
♪ I don't even know the stuffs of studies ♪
♪ I don't like topics, Imma do my own thing ♪
♪ I hate this topic, I hate you too ♪
♪ I hate everybody that's (censored) ♪
- Yeah (crowd cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. ♪
- The topic is "Nostalgia".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Aye you my (censored) smoke you like (censored) ♪
♪ Play with your (censored) like a (censored) Nintendo ♪
♪ Oh, my Nintendo? Hold up no styler ♪
♪ Why yo ass built like a (censored) Rottweiler ♪
♪ Oh goddamn, here goes the term ♪
♪ (censored) this (censored) look ♪
♪ like a (censored) earthworm, yo ♪
♪ I look like an earthworm ♪
♪ Boy please stop it ♪
♪ If you don't get your (barking) looking' ass ♪
♪ up out of here ♪
♪ This boy over here think he live a thug life ♪
♪ Why you look like one of them (censored) ♪
♪ off "A Bug's Life" ♪
♪ Oh, hold up "Bug's Life", hold up ♪
Boy why your little head ass you better not (indistinct).
Don't do that, don't do that. (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Atlanta".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, I rep Decatur ♪
♪ Where we get lit and everything greater ♪
♪ Talk about Decatur that's not the best side ♪
♪ Everybody know that that is the West Side ♪
♪ You rep the West Side, I will not stress ♪
♪ Cause all my Atlanta girls do it the best ♪
♪ Atlanta (censored) the home grown are bigger ♪
♪ I'm going somewhere you're not going ♪
♪ And that is the strip club ♪
- I'm going to the strip club.
- You're going to the strip club? (bell dings)
- I'm going.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Hustling".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Talking bout hustling, I know about it ♪
♪ Up on that West Side I'm trapping' out houses ♪
♪ You trapping' out of houses, and I am too ♪
♪ I'm selling (censored) and Brazilian bundles ♪
- Talking, okay, all right, okay, check this out though.
♪ You talking' bout bundles, I am thug ♪
♪ Up there at Mesa I got kicked out for drugs ♪
♪ Kicked out for drugs, psh, you lying' ♪
♪ I'm 50 cent, I'm gonna get rich or die trying' ♪
(crowd cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- (bell dings) The topic is "Soul Food".
- Well, let me get this soul food.
♪ Kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Your Mom was so silly. I kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Your Mom was so crazy. I kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Okay, boy don't play me ♪
♪ I got your girl (censored) like gravy ♪
♪ Your Mom a girl-boss she don't know my name ♪
♪ But her name is lame, her name is pain ♪
♪ Okay, blimp, hold up, wimp ♪
♪ Look at yo hair look like burnt shrimp ♪
(everyone laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "TV Hosts".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I am the real one, you wanna be one ♪
♪ A TV host, that's what I do for fun ♪
♪ You say you do for fun. Oh what the hell ♪
♪ Catch me in the morning' OTRL ♪
♪ OTRL yeah, oh well ♪
♪ But it's more important in the ATL ♪
♪ We get it vibing, don't no thought. Imma take yo lie ♪
♪ We're the West Side ♪
♪ Okay the West Side. Okay what happened ♪
♪ What happened to "America's Got Talent" ♪
♪ Talent, we don't get tired ♪
♪ Everybody know that I didn't get fired ♪
♪ I quit that (censored), hit that (censored) ♪
♪ Grip that (censored), get that (censored) ♪
♪ Off the top, brother, you know I spin that (censored) ♪
(mumbling tune) (everyone screaming) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Hairstyle".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I'm on 85 in my Escalade ♪
♪ I ain't even got a ball, but you can still catch the fade ♪
♪ Okay, the fade, hold up that laid ♪
♪ I'm gonna get that Gucci laid like some braid ♪
♪ Hold up, hold up, said you gonna get laid ♪
♪ Nah uh, boo boo, I got finger waves ♪
♪ Talk about finger waves, (indistinct) stunt ♪
♪ Some of y'all girls got messed up lace fronts ♪
♪ Hold up, ah, you talking' bout wedges ♪
♪ Ah, yo girl ain't got no edges ♪
♪ Got no edges, (censored) wham ♪
♪ Look at her, looking like Spam ♪
(crowd cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Let's go! Your topic is "Playground".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Never did nap time ♪
♪ I never ever lay down ♪
♪ I was too up trying to go to the playground ♪
♪ Talking' bout playground that ain't hard ♪
♪ Yo girl be swinging on my monkey bars ♪
♪ That ain't true, she was down to ride ♪
♪ Yo girl let me hop on her slide ♪
♪ Talking' bout slide, hold up, tree, hold up, cool ♪
♪ I hit on the swing ♪
♪ Hold up, uh, who are you ♪
♪ You better stop before I put a booger on you ♪
♪ Booger on me? Hold up, swell ♪
♪ You know what? I'm finna go tell ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Sneakers".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Aye, hold up D, we in the A ♪
♪ I hear Westin bought me some Jays ♪
♪ Okay, some Jays that sound fun ♪
♪ Finna go get some Lebron's ♪
♪ Get some Lebron's, I'm in Puma's in Philly ♪
♪ Now if they shoot, I got them Heely's ♪
♪ Okay them Heely's that is a fact ♪
♪ Hold up my (censored) we don't (censored) with Shaq's ♪
♪ You don't love Shaq's? Man you in love ♪
♪ I just say, I got them Shaq's ♪
♪ What you said? That is a rumor. ♪
♪ I (censored) yo girl out like ah a puma. Raaarr. ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Beat Boxing".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ You already know when it come in the South ♪
♪ From a beat box (beat boxing) with my mouth, come on ♪
♪ Okay, I'll be as (indistinct) out with the k ♪
♪ I am the one that go (beat boxing) ♪
♪ And this goes out to you D.C., oo ♪
- [Nick] Whatchu gonna do D.C.?
♪ I don't know what he said ♪
♪ But look (beat boxing and scatting) come on ♪
♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay, uh, (beat boxing) ♪
(crowd cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Streets".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Talking' bout streets, y'all know I lied ♪
♪ You and ATL, what's up West Side ♪
♪ Hold up my Tato be kicking' with a cannon ♪
♪ You know I'm (indistinct) I might lick you with the cannon ♪
♪ What the (censored) you say to me boy ♪
♪ I don't even know. Stop playing' with me boy ♪
♪ Check it out, Imma tell you bout a (indistinct) tale ♪
♪ My (censored) so long, ♪
♪ It's longer than (censored) booty tail ♪
♪ Hold up, you talking' bout the booty tail ♪
♪ But guess what? Yo girl booty smell ♪
♪ And if you out here, (indistinct) Imma tell him ♪
♪ (indistinct) (censored) ♪
♪ Hold up, ha, uh uh, stop ♪
♪ Get back fake gang 2PAC ♪
♪ I told 'em I got (indistinct) ♪
♪ I got Grammy's, baby Mammy's, hammers ♪
♪ And tattoos older than you ♪
♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪
♪ So ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Old School vs. Trap"
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Look you OG, you in the rap ♪
♪ Since I'm so West Side Imma take it trap ♪
♪ Take it trap, I take it BK ♪
♪ I don't get down with that "he say and she say" ♪
♪ Hold up, use it, uh uh, don't abuse it ♪
♪ Uh uh you know Atlanta is running' this music ♪
♪ What is the music, I have to do it ♪
♪ Anytime I do it, and choose it ♪
♪ Uh, choose it and flew it ♪
♪ You M.C. Lyte so go ahead girl do it ♪
♪ Well, Imma do it 'cause I'm M.C. Lyte ♪
♪ New trap singers, why y'all pants so tight ♪
(everyone cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Thugging".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Talking' bout thugging, you want no drama ♪
♪ Shout out my hood (censored) that stay with they mama's ♪
♪ Stay with yo Mama, I'm still with yo Mama ♪
♪ Come with that bull (censored) I'll bring all the drama ♪
♪ Stay with my Mama, hold up please ♪
♪ Stay with my Mama, where's my EBT ♪
♪ Your EBT? This ain't the first of the month ♪
♪ Man, why you out here trying to front, hey ♪
♪ Hold up, front, I'm with (censored) ♪
♪ (censored) you old still smoking' Nicks ♪
♪ Smoking' Nicks, I'm smoking on the dub ♪
♪ Whatchu trying' do, man, you know I'm a real thug ♪
♪ You ain't no thug, but some (censored) ♪
- Yes you is, goddamn.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Ex-girlfriends".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Talking' bout ex, y'all got some switches ♪
♪ Matter of fact (censored) y'all (censored) ♪
♪ Yeah, my man, while you going hard ♪
♪ Do some banging out in the backyard ♪
♪ Hold up ♪
♪ Smash ♪
♪ Let's dance, know your ex-girlfriend got yo new pants ♪
♪ Check out your pants look like my daughters ♪
♪ Now, now y'all know that (censored) outta order ♪
♪ Hold up, we get down like that ♪
♪ Why the hell your voice sound like that ♪
♪ Why you sound like a young Chris Tucker ♪
♪ You, you, skinny mother (censored) ♪
♪ Ah, skinny mother (censored), hold up that's that ♪
♪ What the (censored) is wrong with ya hat ♪
♪ Hey, what the hell's wrong with you ♪
♪ This is what I (censored) do ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Celebration".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ We celebrating, y'all come let's party ♪
♪ Matter fact D.C. you get it started ♪
♪ Imma get it started, oh here go the cold ♪
♪ We appreciate 300 episodes ♪
♪ 300 episodes with that Joe ♪
♪ Y'all know everything, I got that flow ♪
♪ Uh huh, got that flow you'll never be wack ♪
♪ You already said that they had to give your job back ♪
♪ 'Cause you that (censored) ♪
♪ You already know to pull the trigger ♪
♪ Yeah, you the one to turn everyone bigger ♪
♪ Yeah, for you Imma salute that, (indistinct) ♪
♪ And Imma stand here and I got your back ♪
♪ Yo he's got my back, and I breathe that tight ♪
♪ And everybody know that D.C.'s so nice ♪
♪ New school, old school, we gonna say this right ♪
♪ Today price is up ♪
♪ Yesterday's driving ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic's "School Subjects".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, please don't you laugh ♪
♪ My father sold drugs, so I'm good at math ♪
♪ You good at math? So what Lil' buddy ♪
♪ I'm skipping class especially Social Studies ♪
♪ Especially Social Studies, that packed a punch ♪
♪ I'm skipping class and going to lunch ♪
♪ Talking' bout lunch, boy you is scrambling ♪
♪ I'm in the bathroom (censored) I'm gambling ♪
♪ You are gambling, boy Spanish ♪
♪ I love Latinos so I'm going to Spanish ♪
♪ Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco ♪
♪ Seis, seite, ocho, nueve ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Nick Cannon Music".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ If we keeping score, I'm not a bore ♪
♪ (censored) you, know my music better than yours ♪
♪ First of all, this topic is stupid ♪
♪ I ain't never heard your music ♪
♪ Aye, never heard my music ♪
♪ Every beat on this show, I produced it ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ You heard it, you got worded ♪
♪ And matter of fact I'll pay you so don't say a word bitch ♪
♪ Okay, ten and four, I heard gigolo ♪
♪ Okay, wait, I remember Big 2k ♪
♪ Uh uh, stop it, the other one, I forgot it (laughs) ♪
♪ I forgot it ♪
(everyone laughs)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Sneaky Links".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I got sneaky links, that is what's up ♪
♪ Your girl in my phone as "Pizza Hut" ♪
♪ Pizza, Hut, ho, that (censored) crazy ♪
♪ 'Cause last night I had your main lady ♪
♪ You had my lady? Man, that's wack ♪
♪ Just (censored) disappear, text her Snapchats ♪
♪ Talking bout Snapchat, wow that's funny ♪
♪ You a texting me (censored), you said that's money ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Movies".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I like good movies, good movies I like ♪
♪ Especially them joints directed by Spike ♪
♪ Talking bout Spike, boy I got the shine ♪
♪ (scatting) the drum line ♪
♪ Drum line, drum line, yeah that's sweet ♪
♪ Kind of reminds me of the "Five Heartbeats" ♪
♪ "Five Heartbeats", you know I'm bout the action ♪
♪ You know you're dead wrong for playing Micheal Jackson ♪
♪ D.C. you wrong, boy don't you push me ♪
♪ Last night I said, "Hehe!", and then my (censored) ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Farming".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Okay, dogs, pigs, turkeys, eggs ♪
♪ D.C. you got chicken legs ♪
♪ Chicken legs, hold up, Paul, look at your eye ♪
♪ Boy you built like a frog ♪
♪ Built like a frog? You think you slick ♪
♪ D.C. you built like a veggie stick ♪
♪ Veggie stick, uh uh, don't choke ♪
♪ Justina look like a (censored) goat ♪
♪ Look like a goat ♪
- Bahh.
♪ That's fo' sure ♪
♪ E I, E I, E I, O ♪
♪ Oh, I said that's fo' sure ♪
♪ E I, E I, E I, O ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Gender Reveals".
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Gender reveal, pink and blue shirts ♪
♪ We only here 'cause Plan B didn't work ♪
♪ Plan B didn't work, but guess what toy ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha I'm having' a boy, aye ♪
♪ Having a boy, that might be true ♪
♪ I hope that (censored) don't look like you ♪
- You're ugly as fuck D.C.
(everyone laughing) (bell dings)