but let me give you guys some privacy.
No, nonsense, we're all in this together.
Yeah, we are gonna share every moment of this with you
and I think we're gonna have some fun.
- Yeah. - O-okay, I-I guess.
- Hey, smile. - Oh, no. I really don't want..
- I-I don't know if we.. - Oh! Thank you.
- Oh, Ross. - What?
Here comes another contraction.
- Oh. - Ooh.
- Okay, just breathe. - Ooh. Whoa!
Oh, oh, honey, I think I'm having one too.
Oh.
- Oh. Oh. - Ow. Ow.
Oh..
Oh, hey-hey! Look at this. Huh? Huh?
- Here we go. - Oh, no, no! No, no, no!
[instrumental music]
Oh, wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh!
The miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.
Hey, you wanna see something?
Sure, what?
Okay, um, this is gonna be fun.
- Watch me freak out Chandler. - Uh-huh.
- Honey? - Yeah?
Listen, uh..
...I-I've been doing some thinking
and I don't know whether it's because we're here
or...Rachel's giving birth..
...but, um..
I think we should try to have a baby.
Okay.
Wh-what's that now?
Okay. I've been thinking about it too
and I-I think we're ready.
Wha..
Are you kidding me?
You-you-you think we're ready to have a baby now?
Oh, this is fun.
You're ready to have a baby?
My boy's all grown up.
You said you were ready, too.
Yeah, but I was just screwing with you
t-to try to get your voice all high
and weird like mine is now.
Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever?
Okay, just back off, mister.
'Cause I am ready to have a baby.
I just want Joey to be the father.
What? Are you crazy?
That's it, right there. That's all I wanted.
I am so sorry, the doctor insisted
on closing the curtain for the exam.
Oh, that's very, really, very, very okay.
Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters.
That's about four fingers.
Doctor let me feel it myself.
Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross?
- No, I don't know if-- - No, we won't be doing that.
Well, if you like, you could feel Rachel's
then feel mine to compare.
Am I interrupting?
- Uh, yes. Thank you. - Oh, no. No.
- Uh, later. - No, wait..
You can't leave me alone with these people.
Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
No, Ross. Ross. Ross.
My child has no father.
Hi. Oh. Mwah.
I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while.
I wish you'd called first.
Well, that's alright, I'm coming back later with your father.
I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
Okay. What's up?
I've brought something that I want to give you..
...assuming, of course, that you want it.
Ma, you're asking me to marry you?
This is your grandmother's engagement ring.
I want you to give it to Rachel.
Mom, no. Come on. Thank you.
- Just hear me out. - No-no, okay?
We've been through this, we're not gonna get married
just because she's pregnant, okay?
Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl
you picked up in a bar and..
...humped.
- A child should have a family. - Ma, you know what?
I-I can't deal with this right now.
- I'm sorry-- - Just think about it.
If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.
Give me that.
- Hi, dear. - Oh, hi.
Oh, thank you so much for coming.
Ross, get in here.