AFTER THREE DAYS NOW IN WORK I'M
STARTING TO FINALLY RECOGNIZE PEOPLE JUST BY THE TOP HALF OF
THEIR FACE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE EARLIER I SAW DAVE, HE HAD A HAT ON AND A MASK.
AND FROM A DISTANCE I WEABILITIES SURE.
AND THEN I SAW HI ICE BROWS AND I WAS LIKE THAT'S DAVE, THAT'S
DAVE'S EYEBROWS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IAN, RIGHT.
>> YOU SAY IAN, I COULD BE BOBBY MOYNIHAN, JOSH GAD, I COULD BE
ANYBODY.
JOHNA HILL.
>> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT IS.
>> James: IT COULD BE JOSH GAD AND WE WOULDN'T KNOW.
JOSH, WHEN IS FROZEEN 3 OUT.
>> IT IS AVAILABLE NOW IN YOUR HEART.
YEAH!
>> James: YOU WANT TO GIVE US A WARM HUG?
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE, I'M GOING TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
>> James: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN FROZEN.
>> I HAVE SEEN FROZEN BUT IT WAS ON AN AIRPORT, AND FROZEN WASN'T
THE ONLY THING I WAS DOING.
>> James: THAT JUST SOUNDS WEIRD NOW.
YOU-- KNOWING YOU, I THINK YOU JUST MEAN SOMETHING, YOU WERE
HAVING A DRINK OR WHATEVER.
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE JUST MASTURBATING ON THE PLANE,
WATCHING A KID'S ANIMATING DISNEY FAMILY, THAT IS WHAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
THAT IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, AND AT THIS MOMENT I THINK ST YOU
FULLY LEAN INTO BEING JOSH GAD.
>> I IN JASH GAD, I HAVE BEEN THE ENTIRE TIME, ANYTHING YOU
HAVE I IAN SAID, JOSH GAD.
>> James: RIGHT NOW THERE ARE A SMALTERRING OF A FEW STAFF AND
CREW COMING TO WORK EVERY DAY, AND I REALIZED, I REALIZED LAST
NIGHT ACTUALLY THAT THIS IS MY PERFECT AUDIENCE.
PEOPLE WHO LAUGH LIKE THEIR JOBS DEPEND ON IT.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
SORRY, THAT LASTED LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
BUT I HAVE GOT TO SAY, EVERYBODY IS STILL INCREDIBLY EXCITED,
THERE IS A BUZZ AROUND THE PLACE ABOUT JOE BIDEN'S PICK FOR VICE
PRESIDENT.
YOU CAN FEEL IT, A LOT OF EXCITEMENT IN THE STUDIO ABOUT
KAMALA HARRIS.
AND TODAY JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS MADE THEIR CAMPAIGN DEBUT
TOGETHER AT A HIGH SCHOOL IN DELAWARE.
THERE WAS NO AUDIENCE.
OBVIOUSLY IN ATTENDANCE DUE TO CORONAVIRUS SAFETY MEASURES.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THEM ON STAGE.
HERE.
>> YOUR NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, KAMALA
HARRIS.
>> KAMALA.
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
>> HE INHERITED THE LONGEST ECONOMIC EXPANSION IN HISTORY,
FROM BARACK OBAMA AND JOE BIDEN.
AND THEN LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE HE INHERITED, IT RAN IT STRAIGHT
INTO THE GROUND.
>> James: THAT'S IN THE COMPLETELY FAIR.
HIS CHILDREN SQUANDERED SOME OF THAT MONEY TOO.
DONALD TRUMP GETTING BULLIED IN A HIGH SCHOOL GYM.
OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER RELATED TO HIM.
IT IS KIND OF WEIRD THOUGH SEEING A BIG CAMPAIGN MOMENT
LIKE THAT WITHOUT CHEERING, THEY SHOULD GIVE JOE BIDEN ONE OF
THESE WHEN HE INVITES-- LOOK, PLAY THAT-- WE CAN SEND THIS TO
THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN, WE'LL PUT UP THE COST, IF THEY WANT IT PLAY
THAT CLIP.
>> THE NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, KAMALA
HARRIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> KAMALA THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: AND THEN PLAY THE BIT WHERE SHE SAID ABOUT TRUMP.
>> AND THEN LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE HE INHERITED, HE RAN IT STRAIGHT
INTO THE GROUND.
>> (LAUGHTER).
>> James: WE SHOULD SELL THESE TO THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN.
>> IT'S BRILLIANT,.
>> James: HERE'S THE THING, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT, IT
CAME OUT TODAY, THIS IS QUITE SHOCKING NEWS I DIDN'T KNOW.
DONALD TRUMP ACTUALLY DONATED TO KAMALA HARRIS' PREVIOUS
CAMPAIGNS.
HE DONATED A TOTAL OF $6,000 IN 2011 AND 2013 WHEN SHE WAS
RUNNING FOR CALIFORNIA'S ATTORNEY GENERAL.
GOT TO BE HARD TO EXPLAIN GIVING SOMEONE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND
THEY ARE JUST TURNING AROUND AND ATTACKING THEM.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME COMING OUT SAYING YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE,
SHAKE SHACK.
NOW THE GENERAL CONSENSUS IS THAT CHOOSING KAMALA HARRIS AS
THE VP, I THINK WE ALL SEE HERE IT WAS A GOOD DECISION, RIGHT.
SEE, IN ON HARRIS.
>> YEAH TIM, HARRIS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: REGGIE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: HAGAR.
>> GUILLERMO.
I THINK IS A GREAT PICK PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU COMPARE IT
TO HILLARY CLINTON'S VP PICK.
WHO WAS-- WHO IS THE GUY, WHO WAS HER RUNNING-- .
>> Reggie: IT WAS-- .
>> James: WHO WAS IT?
>> IT WAS THAT-- .
>> James: CAN I SEE HIS FACE.
>> WAS IT A CRAIG?
>> James: CRAIG.
>> WAS IT A CRAIG SOMETHING?
>> James: TIM KAINE.
>> Reggie: OH WOW.
>> James: THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING, TIM KAINE.
WE WERE GOING TO DO THAT BIT IF HE CAME ON THE SHOW, TIM KAINE
AND THE MEMBRANE.
I WISH THAT WAS A JOKE.
THAT'S TRUE.
WHAT I AM SAYING IS I THINK THIS VP PICK IS BETTER THAN THAT.
WE ARE ALL THRILLED.
ARE YOU A BIG NBA FAN, AS YOU KNOW NBA PLAYERS ARE QUARANTINED
TOGETHER IN DISNEY WORLD IN WHAT THEY ARE CALLING THE NBA BUBBLE.
ACCORDING TO A STORY IN "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL," SOME OF
THE PLAYERS ARE SO BORED DURING THE DAY AT DISNEYLAND THAT THEY
HAVE TAKEN UP FISHING, RIGHT.
BASICALLY YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING NEMO ANY
MORE, ANTHONY DAIFTION HAS CAUGHT HIM.
BUT LOOK AT THESE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS, THERE IS PAUL GEORGE,
RIGHT, THERE IS LUKA DONCIC AND LOOK AT THIS ONE, THIS IS BOBAN,
I DON'T LAUGH, I KNOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A SMALL FISH, YOU HAVE TO
REMEMBER BOBAN IS HUGE.
THAT FISH IS LIKE THREE FEET LONG.
THIS IS ME HOLDING THAT EXACT SAME FISH.
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW I HAVE NEVER IMAGINED
WHAT A FISH'S FINAL THOUGHT MIGHT BE.
BUT NOW I THINK FOR SOME REASON SOME OF THEM ARE SAYINGOUT, THAT
IS MY LIP, IS THAT CHRIS-- OH.