me there's a tornado.
They get a huge boner because they're so excited.
They'll interrupt programming for the ----ing Super Bowl
over something 500 miles away.
It's a walking hard-on.
- I couldn't have said it more eloquently
had I spent hours trying to come up with it.
- You're welcome.
- Morning.
- Hello.
- Let's go check it out.
Have you seen this? - That looks great.
I haven't seen it like when it's all the water in it.
Brian Bogert's house is kind of right in the heart
of this neighborhood called Edgemere Park.
It's a gigantic lot.
It's an historical neighborhood.
I have been actively working on it for three full years.
- Oh, man, this is awesome.
- It's gonna get even better when they do the cabana.
- I've done all of Bogie's projects.
We've just finished his new office.
- Oh, yeah, look at this! Wow. It looks awesome.
- And Bogie's house has been a three-step process.
Phase One was the house.
Completely updated this historic home.
And Phase Two was the swimming pool,
and we just finished construction
on the swimming pool.
- Oh, you got the fire pit up and running!
- Oh, yeah.
- Looks great.
- And so now we've moved to Phase Three,
which is gonna be this detached garage
that we are gonna convert into a cabana.
Okay, these are steps that go down to this--
- Hey, T-Vert!
- Yo! How's it going?
- Bogie? T-Vert. T-Vert, Bogie.
- Can't believe you're-- - How do we--I know. What's up?
Hey, we're new best friends, apparently.
- Okay, so, T-Vert, this is what we got.
That's Guac Manor.
Guacamole paid for that thing.
Check. Killed it. I'll show it to you in a minute.
Queso's paying for this little gem.
Brian Bogert's house is nicknamed Guac Manor
because he owns very lucrative taco shops.
So basically we joke around
and say it's The House That Guac Built.
And so we're nicknaming it Queso Cabana
because it's The Cabana That Queso Built.
We've got queso, we've got guac.
- Churros. [both laugh]
When we did the pool, this is what the whole pool decking was.
And we didn't know what we were gonna do here.
He had some more Queso to sell.
- [laughs] - Okay?
And he's been ----ing selling it left and right.
- This is--Phase Three is the last phase.
- Right, right. - We are totally done.
- I thought you were doing a tennis court.
- No more. Well, maybe.
[all laugh]
- We're trying to complete this cabana
by the end of the summer
so that Bogie will have time to enjoy it.
This is a two-car garage that's detached.
What I think we do
is this is from that Tile By Design,
but I want the same stuff laid just like there,
so without the grass, with the grout line.
- This will be enclosed. - Yeah.
- It's gonna be enclosed.
There's gonna be a glass box area here.
It's kind of going to be cantilevered out.
- I really needed a glass box.
- You got to have a glass box!
- [laughs] Hey, why not?
- Hey, you got to have a glass house
so you can sit and throw rocks in it.
So the architect's inside. - Okay.
- I'll give you a tour of the house
so you can tell me how ----ing awesome I am.
Let's go, dogs.
So this is the kitchen.
- Oh, wow.
- Completely gutted it.
Left the beams because the house is so old,
but then just went all modern.
Bogie's home is in an historical neighborhood,
so I had to preserve the historical natural of it,
but modernize the rest of the house.
So here is a guest bedroom and bathroom.
Isn't it great, all the natural light?
- Oh, yeah.
- All that tile is original.
- That stained glass right-- - Original.
- All original. - I'm a preserver.
I'm all about preservation and demolition.
When you are in an historical neighborhood,
you are at the mercy
of the Historical Preservation Committee,
and they want to preserve all of this architecture.
HP only meets once a month,
and so they just need to dot their I's and cross their T's
to make sure that we're not taking down something really old
and putting up something hideously modern.
- Wasn't it built in '29?
- Alex knows.
- No, I think... I don't know.
I could be wrong, but it's ringing a bell.
Could be the wrong bell.
- [laughs]
All right, Boges, you sit here.
The architect has already done his job.
This is Tim. He's the builder.
- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Girls, come sit. Hey, James.
- So Brian gave us this inspiration for the glass box.
So we're trying to tie in that
with the architecture of the existing house.
- I saw this thing and thought we could build that area up,
and then just kind of have that offshoot into the back yard.
- So this is a 16-foot opening,
and it gives us walls.
We actually could beef these up and pocket.
- When the doors just completely disappear into the walls,
it's money. - That's the best look.
- I mean, it is so fabulous.
And then this is a great opportunity, I think,
to do this bench.
But we can tie in the tile that's on the hot tub
and on the risers of the steps,
that exact same tile here and here.
- Oh, it's gonna be awesome.
- Basically, the details and the finishes that we choose,
I know that I have to strike this tone
of what the inside of the house looks like,
what the Mediterranean architecture calls for,
and also owning some of that new modern part.
So mixing these looks together, throwing them all in together,
is always really challenging.
I'll start specing this out
and we'll send you a spec sheet so T-Vert can quote.
- Sounds wonderful.
- We have a permit to start construction,
but that glass box
has a date with the Historical Preservation Committee.
Okay, you do those things. - I got it.
- You do your things.
We're gonna work on the aesthetic specifications.
And the lighting--
- Go [ bleep ] yourself
'cause you know what you're gonna be when it looks good?
A goddamned peacock with his feathers spread
acting like you designed the whole thing.
[all laugh]
- Hello? - Hi.
- I need a manicure-pedicure.
- Okay. Will you sign in for me?
- I'm gonna have a friend join me.
Is that okay? - Yes.
- I enjoy a manicure-pedicure,
but I need a little more nurturing.
Like I want a scalp massage or a back massage
instead of mani-pedi.
- Yeah. I just--my attention span is so small,
it's hard for me to commit to an hour of doing nothing.
[cell phone rings]
- I'm five minutes late. That hardly counts as late.