i'm not cheat i'm an innocent man i know i know hello cockers today we're going to be
playing the try not to laugh challenge yes we are indeed aren't we hacker and in honour
of father's day we are going to be doing the very best and the very worst dad jokes aren't we we sure are cocker
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you aren't you cocker hey i'm not bad but how does this uh try not to laugh challenge thing work it's
easy me old chickpea if i tell you a dad joke lee and you laugh i score a point and if you tell
me a dad joke and i laugh you score a point it's basic point scoring uh situation but i'll never
happen cocker i'll never laugh for i have a snout of steel me old cherub i will nil crack
into a smile i'll never break into a grin i lee will nil laugh do you want to start then go on then
all right then oh look hey i've got one here cocker how does the moon cut his hair i have no
idea eclipse it eclipse it do you get it eclipse eclipse it eclipse it eclipse it eclipse it eclipse it
do you get it ha you laughed you laughed at my fantastic joke eclipse it it was all right it was all right
so you've got one point now hacker yes i have yeah i'm riddled with them right yeah anymore you tell me
each other if you want to play it that way this is for you then hacker ready yep why do dads take
an extra pair of socks when they go golfing oh because it's cold it's cold outside that's why in
case they get a hole in one you know like a hole in the sock like a hole in one when they go
your shoes wouldn't fit on with two pairs of socks that's rubbish that i'll tell you a proper joke
you're daft you i don't get a point for that no point for that it wasn't funny
you're weak you you're weak at jokes i'm better than you why couldn't the bicycle
stand up by itself because it hasn't got feet no no listen what then because it was two tyred two tyred it has two tyres
ha ha do you get me I'm not giving you a point for that one you smiled though no no no half a point you smiled
and you can't see smile on yours i know because i've got a very i've got a poker face
what did the ocean say to the beach i don't know nothing it just waved you know like waves it's
no arms though no but it waved like it's got waves it's got no arms lee it's got waves hacker it has no arms but it waves right
i'll tell you a proper joke so no point for that one then there's a different one look i've got a
different one here anyway so the jokes on you why do bees have sticky hair to get
the no no what then sticky hurr i'll tell you why why because they use a honeycomb ha
did you get it that was a good one another the point to me if you're keeping score in there are you keeping score yeah you can have a point
i've got one for you ready yeah did you hear the rumour about butter
no well i'm not going to spread it because you like to keep secrets i get it that's a point for me that one
you're very secretive and you don't tell people stuff it's good
it's a good one that is right i've got to take a breath i'm doing a vlog this is a different bit of paper
anyway so the joke's on you i know it is i can see that why is peter pan always flying because he's i don't know no
because he never lands he never lands he'll never land like the place never land ah do
you know what hacker i don't think you get right you get a point for that because i laughed at you
what did one hat say to the other i don't know stay here i'm going on ahead
you get it you're going on a head and he's going in front what do you mean like he's going in front
oh you just stick to the that's the point to me because you were unfunny then you can't have extra
points yes i can this is a good one this is not the same bit stop thinking it's the same bit of
paper because it isn't right i never said it was listen now i'm listening to you i used to love
farm machinery yeah you could i guess you could call me an extractor fan no i can't do that no do
you understand it i actually don't get that joke right if i used to love farm equipment right and
i don't anymore i'm an ex-tractor fan an extractor fan an ex-tractor he's good but extractor you didn't make me laugh
you didn't get a point for that
you do one then i'm going to do one take the same bit of paper i've actually got a different paper
so have i no i i know i can see that i can see that stupid i can see that go on then what do you call
cheese that isn't yours um somebody else's cheese nacho cheese you know like it's not yours not yours
nacho nacho ha
it's good that's a good one it was a good one it was a good one that hinchy pips
that's another point to me then all right you've got that means you've got one point all in now no
no no just do another joke let's get a different piece of paper
there we are that's a different one yeah you love this one what do clouds wear
nothing they're in the sky no thunder pants underpants that one's a good one like kecks thunder kecks
you get it yeah i get you see yeah yeah that's me i gotta find you you could have a point for that one
right are you ready i'll take two points for that one no no the only one stop cheating only one point are you ready
for this one then i'm not a cheat i'm an innocent man i know i know what do you call a magician's
dog i don't know a labracadabrador that's good that yeah right we're gonna do one more each now
because the novelty is wearing off of this i'm getting quite frankly sick of you how many tickles
does it take to make an octopus laugh how many eight no ten tickles oh tentacles ten tickles tentacles
you get a point for that one yeah it's good that one innit i personally think i might have
won though well you've got one more to tell me i have got one there's no i've got a minute you've
got one put me a bit of paper down you just get rid of that paper you're gonna let go i'll keep
out of it for a bit okay keep it what country's capital is growing the fastest i don't know cocker i
don't know which one is it why is it ireland every day it's dublin haha dublin in size doubling in size i get
another point for me i have a point you can have my point for that well the final scores are in and
it's five to lee and four to me which implies that i am yet again the loser you are unfortunately
a loser hacker do you know what you had some good jokes in there but mine were definitely
better well i'll agree with that cocker first i lose that the baftas now i lose at this what next
cocker never mind i'm not bitter i'm not gonna yap on about it for the next 10 years well lee
it's been an honour nay privilege to do this joke challenge with you i've enjoyed it have you
enjoyed it i have enjoyed it if everyone at home has enjoyed it as well i reckon you should click
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i can't get rid of this stupid thing give me that paper give me it here get it off me lee it's stuck
i don't like it just leave it