*swoosh*
*Assassin's Creed intro music*
Michael: Where the fuck is my target? Eh it doesn't matter. God dammit.
Jack: (giggling)
Gavin: What just happened? Michael: Geoff murdered me.
Jack: Fuck, fuck, FU.. God dammit. Gavin: Oohhh, thought you could come murder me on a bench? Nope!
Jack: Fuckin' hate you.
Gavin: Now I'm gonna stand, rubbing my crotch on your head.
(Michael giggling)
Jack: Please give me Gavin again. Please give me Gavin again. (Gavin laughing)
Jack: Ugh- This- I'm gonna follow you-
Jack: (unintelligable) goddammit-
Jack: Grr- kill him!
(Gavin screaming)
Jack: GAHH YOU FUCKHEAD
Jack: God dammit.
Gavin: I'm gonna get an escape for that. That's excellent.
Jack: Oh fuck I'm being chased too.
Michael: OhhhH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT OH GOD no NO NO NO NO
Gavin: I got a Hidden Escape.
OH! HAHAHA! OH! Oh my God!
Jack: I hate everything.
Gavin: The hell's going on here?
(Geoff chuckling and Gavin giggling at his latest poison)
Gavin: AAHHH! I got Intercepted.
Jack: Fuck it! Gavin: NOO! That was a focused poison.
Jack: Fuck it.
Jack: Gehehahahah Gavin: Aww
Jack: Not even gonna.. Not even gonna be subtle. Michael: God dammit.
Gavin: 250 points. Wow, Jack.
Jack: Yeah, well I just fuckin' hate you. I just want you dead, Gavin: Ni-nice discreet kill.
Gavin: That bit where I escaped from you twice in the span of 10 seconds was awesome. Jack: God dammit!
Jack: There we go, slap Geoff. Geoff: NOOO!
Geoff: NO, I WAS WATCHING HIM! Michael: Boooosh!
(Jack giggling and Michael cackling)
Geoff: I FOLLOWED HIM FOR AN HOUR.
Geoff: 'S bullshit.
Jack: What? Did you get stunned and then immediately killed? Michael: Yeah.
Jack: Ouch.
Michael: Aw bullshit! C'mon! Gavin: Oh, n-no abilities, huh?
Michael: (Mocking Gavin Noises)
Gavin: And now you're trapped in there.
Michael: No, I'm not. I'm outside (Gavin snickering)
Gavin: Oh, really?
Michael: Was just about to murder Gavin.
Geoff: How did I not kill y- I don't underst- what the fuck? (Jack giggling)
Geoff: Wha- did you hit B?
Jack: Yes, I hit B. Geoff: You hit B better than I did.
Geoff: (To the Lads) Hey, everybody, Jack is over here sittin' on a bench.
Jack: Which one am I?
Jack: Which one am I? (x2)
Geoff: You're the one on the left.
Geoff: Right here.
Geoff: (Drowned mostly out by Michael's cackling) If anybody's lookin' for Jack, he's right there.
Jack: (To the Lads giggling) You f- you fucking poisoned me! I fucking hate you!
Jack: (Joining on the giggle-pot train) Geoff: Check it out, he just went through a door.
Gavin: *Sqee-eek* Geoff was like...
Gavin: Ja- Jack's sitting down on a bench and at that moment, I saw someone sit down on a bench.
Gavin: And it was Jack and I poisoned him.
Jack: Dick.
Gavin: That was- aww...
Jack: Good.
Jack: Whoever jus- Geoff: OOOoooh!
Michael: Oh God!
Gavin: I've had some great kills on Jack (beat) this round. It's making me happy.
Gavin: (To himself) Someone's being...
Little bit...
Clever...
Gavin: Oh, I was right.
Geoff: Dammit! I was hitting B.
Geoff: Can you pre-hit B?
Geoff: Can you start hitting B fro- like- Gavin: Uhh if you wanna start bashing the civilians that are next to you, sure.
Geoff: I don't wanna do well in this game,
Geoff: I just want to find Jack and let people know where he is.
Gavin: There's something quite satisfying about killing a civilian.
Michael: (like he's waving his arms in a fit of rage) GRRRRR! FUCK!
Michael: I knew he was coming too. Like, I was fucking the B button.
Jack: Well, there's your problem.
Michael: Dammit! Fuck! Jack: Yeaaah, that was sick. Gavin: Aww. Ahawhawhaw.
Jack: No, I saw you, like, I was- I was in that group walking around.
Jack: And I sa- Fuck! God dammit. Gavin: Did you do a- Did you do like uhh... Michael: Fuckin' finally, you fuckin' bitch.
Gavin: Oooooo, Michael.
Gavin: Ooh, Michael you poor, poor fellow.
Michael: Shut up. Gavin: That was a heavy kill for you.
Jack: Aww, that was perfect.
Geoff: Aw man, I was fuckin' followin' him too. Jack: That was perfect.
Geoff: (To the Lads) Hey everybody, I fo- I know where Jack is.
Geoff: If anybody's looking for Jack...
Jack: God, please gimme Geoff as a target.
Michael: Fuck!
Jack: Nice! (Geoff laughing)
Gavin: Oops! Geoff: Bop.
Gavin: (While laughing with Geoff) Dammit.
Geoff: Was that discreet enough?
Gavin: (Amazed that Geoff can learn to be stealthy) Oh my God, you got 750 points for that!
Geoff: What's that?
Gavin: You go 750 points for that. Geoff: All right, will you shut the fuck up about me getting points now?
Geoff: Oh, I hit B!
Geoff: Oh, I hit B! (x2)
Geoff: I hit B on you, you dick! Michael: God dammit.
Geoff: Whaddaya gonna do 'bout that? Nothin'!
Geoff: Fuckin' taunt.
Geoff: Taunt. Do I get 250 points for taunting you? Michael: You fuckin' piece o' shit.
Geoff: Do you get points for taunting? Gavin: You get like a challenge but that might (beat) just be online.
Geoff: Aw, I hit fuckin' B all over you, dude.
Jack: Excuse me, excuse me! Michael: You sunuvabitch.
Geoff: Aww fuck! Jack: There we go.