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So, if you're seeing this video,
that means I'm probably in California at VidCon this week.
And let me just say that this is my third video this week.
So, if you missed the last two,
make sure you check your subscription and that bell!
Someone just tweeted me and asked.
Asked, if I could read some of these funny names from Bored Panda,
and I had to like it immediately so I can remember.
So now that I'm here,
let's see how this goes.
First, oh my gosh.
I'm not ready for this man.
First we have Sam Sung is a specialist for Apple.
How can you have a name called Sam Sung,
and you think working for Apple is in your card?!
I cannot even believe Apple hired him.
And this Mr. Perv!
He got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.
13 underage children!
And this is a Saad Maan.
Tell me he don't look sad y'all.
Someone commented under talking about living up to his name.
Did y'all really have to screenshot him being sad like that?
This is P. ENNIS.
It took me a while.
Wha, what is that?!
What is, is that a peanut?
And give it up for Chris P. Bacon y'all!
Chris P. Bacon.
1945!
They had cameras back then!
And this is Paul Twocock!
The irony.
The irony of it all is that he's at the Gay rights charity.
And this is Mike Litoris.
A home owner.
What does that even?
Mike Litoris.
This is the class of 1981 with Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt.
That reminds me of that time I watched Judge Milian,
and I'm telling y'all, Mr. Ketchup was suing Mrs. Mustard.
I kid you not.
And someone said,
they also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.
And this is Cooking with Poo,
the third edition.
In loving memory of my husband,
Moe Lester, who slipped away --
Oh, I'm sorry.
And this is Major--
Oh my God!
Look Major Dickie Head?
Call me back!
This is Major Dickie Head.
I bet the children called you that with no problem.
And This is Dr. Whet Faartz.
Oh man, this is fake man!
Batman Bin Superman fool!
Mrs. Rape!
Oh my--
Dude, the people,
does the principals ever look at the names of these people,
and say, you know what,
Mrs. Rape and Mr. Pervert is not gonna work in this school.
And my favorite exonerated dude,
Kash Register.
And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.
And Donald Duck!
You gotta be kidding me man!
I know it's Pride month but Gay Neighbors?
All right now, I think this is photoshopped.
But can you imagine this one Crystal Methven,
selling kittens to plaintiffs?
Crystal Methven.
And if you don't like Crystal Methven,
you might like Crystal Coker.
All right. This is Lieutenant Les McBurney.
He works for the fire department.
Les McBurney!
Ooh! Speaking of fire,
it's getting hot up in here in.
And a Hawaii resident by the name is Janice
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.
Eeeeeyyy Macarena!
If my name was Janice,
and you said that, I will slap the shit out--
Eeeeeyyy macarena!
And don't forget Willie Stroker, the Judge.
No, if I, if I was...
The last time I was in court is when I littered a water bottle, all right?
And that water bottle cost me $400,
and if my Judge's name was Judge Willie Stroker,
I would have said I'll pay it!
I'll pay it, Willie Stroker.
Damn!
And let's give it up for MacDonald-Berger.
They just got married.
I wonder if they threw fries at the wedding.
I'm just--
This is an honest question.
Lord Vol Demort.
You got to be lying!
And my favorite friend in the world,
Jack Daniels just got his license y'all.
Jack Daniels!
And by the looks of his signature,
he must have been on Jack.
What is that?
And a baby!
Why does a baby,
Is that a lic—
Why does a baby have a license?
Hashtag Follow!
You gotta be kidding me man!
So, this is just a Christian Guy working for the Centre for Social Justice.
Don't give him any harm man.
And speaking of prison,
this is Ex-Robben Island Prisoner,
Tokyo Sexwale.
Sorry.
Ana L?
Ana L!
Crystal Meth--
You, weren't you just on Judge Judy not too long ago?
And Mister Love,
the sex offender.
Out of all the cases,
did Mr. Love really have to get arrested for sex offending?
Wiener and Beaver in the same,
right next to each other!
And someone had the audacity to name their child Tyra--
Tyrannosaurus.
Look, I have not said that name since elementary school,
so do not judge me.
Bakhole and Balls!
In one, in the same classroom!
This is just, this gotta be a coincidence!
Gay Saylor is the head **** of the Woman's Club!
This is the Assistant Dean,
the Sirius Bonner.
And working [bleep] was Mahboobeh,
And you got it right next to your boobs man!
For sale. B.J. Worthy is for sa--
wait the house?
Or?
And if you need to go get check,
go to Dr. Pornsak.
Dr. Pornsak's clinic,
and please don't forget a room is for rent too!
Jed I Knight.
Anass Rhammar.
All right!
All right, now y'all doing,
y'all going too far now.
Ben Dover.
Jack Goff?
Middletown.
Jack Goff?
Jack off!
Oh my Gosh, it took me a while.
I just real—
Hey congratulations to Dixie Normous,
you know what, these are lies!
Deja Viau. When, wha, what are y'all parent smokin'?!
NDP supporter Tahra Dactyl cheers as.
What?
These dinosaur names, y'all gotta go!
I hope these parents are scientists naming them children this.
Mr. Sackrider.
Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong.
You are lying to me!
What's up with Chile and naming them children this.
Your Appliance Specialist,
Dick Burger is here to help.
And Yoshie Takeshita?
Yoshie Takeshit?
Oh my God!
The cashier for this one is suhkdeep.
Ohhh!
And oh my Gosh!
I found the head of the group of pterodactyl and tyrannosaurus!
It's Jurassic Park!
Rowdy Negro. Yes.
It's his real name.
Chubby Cox.
Oh you know what?
If you can just flip these names...
Speed Weed.
And it looks like he's looking right at that name,
like Speed Weed?
What was that?
And Lake Norman resident,
Bud Light is at the rescue.
And this New York City taxi driver,
Phat Ho will be [inaudible]
and someone commented, that's me!
This is Cherries Waffles Tennis.
Can you pick a damn name?
You want cherries,
waffles at tennis!
And on The Price is Right,
someone's name was Oral.
Oral.
Oh update it's Opal.
Someone photoshopped the P into an R.
Man! Y'all are evil.
Chiropractor, Dr. Will Tickel.
I feel like, I feel like now, listen now,
listen to me right now.
I feel like these people got these names
just to work for what they want to work at!
Who's name is Dr. Will Tickel?
My chiropractor's name is Will Tickel?
I'm want Dr. Will Crack.
I don't want no Dr. Will Tickel man!
And this taxi driver Chew Kok.
Now, I know this is that same driver one minute ago man.
Y'all ain't foolin' me.
And if you don't like the other taxi drivers,
you might like Butt Mohamad.
He could be your taxi driver tonight!
Vanessa Tobaccojuice.
I know that's not the last name man!
What kind of ancestor is that?
I'm gonna look that up man.
Kim Kashkashian.
Okay.
Kash! Look at this man.
We need to look,
we need to look into this.
Holden Butts false statements to law enforcement and the--
Holden Butts.
It look like he's been holding some butts.
Long~Wiwi engagement announced.
Can we just say Wiwi~Long?
Oh well that doesn't make any difference.
Uranius Johnson.
Ohhh y'all lying!
This guys name is Dyl Pickle.
I heard that before.
Dyl Pickle.
Dyl Pickle. Where's that from?
And please y'all elect your neighbor Janelle Lawless, Circuit Judge.
Janelle Lawless.
This guy has a Harry Hole.
Re-elect Judy Graham Swallows.
24 years' experience of swal—
And Oliver Loser,
a guy who will never win in life.
And Tuch Anas is right, right beside of each--
And Rick Roll is the district manager man!
Yolanda Squatpump!
Steve Sharts and Dong Dong!
Aj Kant is what?
Feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
AJ Kan't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
And Diana Dbag.
Oh my God!
Sally Mangina.
And Jolly Mangina.
That must be Sally's brother or something man.
And if you don't like the Manginas,
you might like Tatiana Vagina.
Dr. Jack Kanoff.
Wendy Wacko is your royal,
I'd be damned If I –
This is Jackson Galaxy,
a cat behavior consultant.
That's a job?!
That's a real job!
A Cat Behavior Consultant?
I'm more concerned about that title than Jackson Galaxy.
This is Dr. Thomas Fister, the senior.
Dr. Thomas Fister.
Wang Liqin and Peter Ubersechs.
Y'all! Y'all! Y'all get a little too dirty up in here.
Not like we didn't cross this line before.
Oh my favorite one.
Airwrecka McBride.
Y'all doing too much!
And Mohammadpourkarkaragh.
is that supposed to be together?
Guy Nutter is the forensic scientist.
Now, I know you lying!
And if you didn't like this video,
F. You, and everybody out there!
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