[gasping]
That sounded like hatch doors!
[sniffing]
Do you smell it?
That smell.
A kinda smelly smell.
A smelly smell that smells...
Smelly...
Anchovies!
What?
Anchovies!
[anchovies screaming]
Please, please quiet!
Is this any way to behave?
Hmm?
Can we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line
in front of the register?
[anchovies screaming]
♪ Barg' N-Mart Meeting all your special needs ♪
Ahh, that's a nick. get your anchors outta your pants!
One single file line is all I ask!
Woah!
Baton down the hatches, Mr. Squidward!
We're taking on water, Mr. Squidward!
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
[humming]
♪ Spatula, spatula Port and starboard ♪
- Help! - Man overboard!
Climb, Mr. Squidward, climb!
[anchovies screaming]
[crashing]
This is the end!
Goodbye, Mr. Squidward!
Oh, Mr. Krabs!
[music playing]
Welcome aboard.
If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say,
congratulations!
You've recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant
and this is your first official day of training.
Can I make a Krabby Patty now?
Oh, no, you've got a lot to learn
before you're ready to make a Krabby Patty.
As you can see by this graph...
[clearing throat]
Graph!
You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants
in Bikini Bottom but it didn't get that way over night!
Because the store closes at six.
No, the story of the Krusty Krab is a story of one man's hard work,
perseverance, vision, determination and sweat... but mostly, his sweat.
It makes me jolly as a roger
to finally have you aboard the family business!
Great, dad!
Because I have so many new ideas!
I can smell the money already!
I'll be in my office if you need me!
- What's in the box? - It's a surprise!
- I like surprises! - Great, then close your eyes!
I'm ready!
Well, I like it so far.
Ta-da!
[gasping]
It's the new Krusty Krew uniform!
I designed it myself.
OK, this is it, SpongeBob!
Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform!
OK, Squidward.
Pearl...
This is the greatest uniform ever!
Fish paste.
Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable, I could just eat you up!
Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu!
[laughing]
Well, I didn't think it was possible, SpongeBob,
but you look even more ridiculous than usual!
Don't be jealous, uncle Squiddy, I made one for you too!
Don't bother, only a fool would wear that!
Avast, ye shipmates!
Don't these just shiver your timbers?
[laughing]
Get that suit on, sailor!
It's already been paid for!
See you around!
[indistinct chattering]
What's happening?
Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs, they're putting up pendants in the Krusty Krab, what's going on?
- I'm retiring! - Retiring?
I'm free to do whatever I want!
I could learn how to ride that bicycle I got 30 years ago!
Or go to the new hook museum downtown!
Or even paint bowls of fruit!
Aren't you happy for me?
- I sure am! - So long, boys!
Have fun, Mr. Krabs.
[sobbing]
Heaven knows, I won't.
Hi, gentlemen, I'm Carl, I'll be your new manager!
New manager?
I think you'll find working at the Krabby O'Monday's
to be both a learning experience and an enjoyable one!
Krabby O'Monday's?
[phone ringing]
- Is this The Krusty Krab? - No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
- Is this The Krusty Krab? - No, this is Patrick!
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
- Is this The Krusty Krab? - No, this is Patrick!
I am not a Krusty Krab.
Er... Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
[gasping]