G: Well well well, what are we wearing?
A: Oh, is it new JBU merchandise?
G: Why, yes it is, Allison!
A: I don't know how we don't make all of our money
A: On merchandise, when we are so good at selling it.
G: But look at this shirt.
A: This is the best thing I've ever worn.
G: Okay, it's Sugar...
A: It's Sugar, on a couch. G: Yeah
A: And what's really hip and cool about this, guys,
A: Is like, it's an inside baseball shirt G: Right
A: Like, you're walking down the street, no one necessarily knows that this is for our channel
G: "What a cool shirt with a dog on a couch."
A: So even if you hate this channel, you could still buy this shirt!
G: This is another one we made, that's our beautiful iconic sign that is falling apart
G: That I made three years ago, and...
A: She takes so much pride in having made that stupid sign
G: Because it's become such a part of us, you know what I mean?
A: (Skeptical) Sure...I bought this couch.
~Intro Music~
G: So I know we're not usually a channel that does trends.
G: But, uh, we're gonna do one, and it'll be a little late
G: And that'll be on brand for us I think.
A: I don't wanna do this.
G: We're gonna get views from this, I think!
A: If we don't get a shit ton of views from this, then you're in big trouble
A: Because this makes me very uncomfortable
G: Okay, well we're gonna do, as the title suggests,a Smash or Pass.
G: And what Smash or Pass is, is when you bring someone up, and then you
G: Judge them, I think based solely on physical characteristics.
A: I can't believe that YOU'RE supporting this!
A: Of all the weird YouTube trends, you want to do this one, the meanest of all!
G: This is an excuse for me to like, say that I would hook up with people
G: And then like put the idea in their heads
A: You would hook up with anybody
G: Exactly! Smash or pass Igor?
A: That's so mean! G: (Laughing)
G: You would say it to his face!
A: Fine pass G: Smash
A: You've already smashed
G: Yeah.. does it count? Can you say smash if you've already smashed
A: I don't know the rules of this game!
(Sugar barks)
G: Ohhhhh...
Both: Pass
G: Rose and Rosie?
A: Well uh..
G: (Laughing)
A: They're lovely but I'm not gay!
G: Okay
A: But maybe.. that's the closest I'd come
G: Oh my god, congratulations Rose and Rosie!
G: I would also smash
A: Wouldn't everybody with those two?
G: I feel like every single person in the world would, right?
G: What about the Greens?
A: GABBY! This is like so gross and innapropriate!
G: But here's the thing you could think about like you don't
G: Really mean smash, but like you just think that they're cool or you like them
A: Then we're... that's not even the game
G: Try and think about it the way other people would think about it
A: I... you don't think other people are thinking about sex?
G: They are but like think about it like.. A: Then why do I have to think
A: Of them together, that's incest
A: I'm a hard pass on incest! G: I'm trying to think a trick to trick you
G: Oh okay, Miles Teller
A: Smash!
G: See? we did! We got one! A: I love Miles Teller!
G: Were you upset that he wasn't in La La Land when he could've been?
A: I'm upset a lot about Miles Teller, mainly because he's so mean
G: Okay so smash or pass- A: you didn't do him
G: Oh, uh, pass Wow, I know!
A: Why? G: Just not into it
A: Solely because I'm into it? G: Yeah.. Smash or pass Alexis G Zall?
A: She's a child! That's not even appropriate to have on the channel!
G: She's 18! A: You go first
G: Uhh I- I- - find her lovely, I would love to continue working with her
G: In a professional capacity so I would say smash.
A: That's not what smash means!
G: Smash or pass Alan? A: Our fearless director?
A: Alan, I love you...I'm going to have to pass.
G: I feel like I have to pass just for my dignity
G: Because I did hit on Alan at the beginning and I was rejected.
G: Smash or Pass Anna Akana?
A: I'm straight!
G: Now you feel like you have to say smash cause she's your friend.
A: But I'm being unfair because I'm not going to have sex with Anna Akana
A: Mostly cause she's not interested.
A: You would smash her?
G: I would smash into next week... are you kidding me
A: Yeah Gabby's also aggressively hit on Anna Akana and been rejected
G: I'm not rejected, she flirts with ME.
A: (Sighs) Okay.
~Outro Music~
G: Do a final one, who's your final one?
A: Sugar
G: Awwwwww Both: Smash!