- What the fuck is the difference between
peeing in the shower and using your shower as a toilet?
The shower is a toilet at that point.
- You're taking a shower while you're peeing!
- That doesn't make it better! - Killing--
- Peeing in the shower. Come on. Admit it. You've done it.
Have you? Filthy. Or is it?
Look, I don't know. It's not my call.
But I think we owe it to ourselves to talk about it.
So with that in mind, we've brought people here
from both sides of the issue to argue their cases.
Peeing in the shower. It's debatable.
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- I'm Chris and I'm for peeing in the shower.
- I'm against peeing in the shower.
- I pee in the shower.
- I for obvious reasons, do not pee in the shower.
- You shouldn't pee in your bath tub or your shower.
- It's all pipes.
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- You're literally in the cleanest place you can be...
- You've got soap if you're really that afraid
of your own pee.
- I can see what your finger's pointing to.
- Oh yeah. You.
- It's an argument of somebody who
isn't comfortable with themselves.
I think you're afraid of being a human being.
- No, I think you're trying not to be.
- Drought. Save water.
- There are kids all over the world that would be
happy to take a shower in your urine puddle.
- In your pee? You just said you think children
desire your piss to roll around in.
Are you listening to yourself?
- You really want to save the environment?
You Greenpeace hippy?
- You think that three gallons, one to three gallons
you're saving on that flush is making
the difference that California needs?
- Every little bit helps Keith.
- Well, we can all pretend we care about pennies
but pennies are worthless Colin.
- It's all going down the same place anyways.
- Do you take a shit in the shower? It's pipes.
Like, that's literally your argument.
- No, shit won't go down in the drain.
- It will eventually with water if you sprayed it enough.
- No. - [Man on right] It's
literally the same train of thought.
- You don't go to a public park
and pee on the water fountain.
It's all pipes Colin.
- The problem with that is that you are
exposing your penis in public.
- What if I put a little like bowl over my penis.
- Shit is not a comparable thing.
The comparable thing that you could've said,
which he didn't, would be like would you put semen
in the shower. And my answer is yes!
- For women, it's better to pee in the shower
because you don't have to worry
about toilet paper getting your lady bits.
Because that's how UTIs get.
- But what about baby wipes? Why not use the baby wipes?
- Okay! Rich guy.
- Rich guy!?
- I believe urine is sterile and it's something
that you can literally drink.
- Have you drinken your own pee.
- I have never been stranded on a deserted island
but if I did, I would.
- Yeah, I would too. But I wouldn't...
It's not like, in everyday life every morning
I'm gonna take a swig of my own piss.
You weirdo. What are you doing!?
- Are you one of those people
that doesn't pee in pools either?
- No, I love peeing in pools.
- What's the difference!?
- The diff-- woah.
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- I don't have exclusive rights to my shower.
I share my shower with my girlfriend.
I don't want to do that to her.
- What are you doing to her?
- I'm forcing her to try to get clean
in a misty aroma of my urine.
- I wish I had a mop in there to mop up
the disgusting mess that is my own urine.
- It sounds like something is up with your pee
if it's that gnarly.
- I'm not like, pissing all over myself.
Or like peeing all over the bathtub.
I'm peeing into a drain.
- This isn't an argument about your marksmanship.
Which I'm sure is, no doubt great.
- Have you been in a relationship with peeing
with the door open in front of someone.
- Yes, I've shit in front of someone with the door open.
- We all have, but my point is, is that
you won't do it in the shower? You're too good for that?
- 'Cause it's going on their feet.
- Do you like spray pee?
- I'm not saying my dick is a shotgun blast
but I'm saying that when I'm peeing
into a stream of water hitting it
there's ricochet scenarios.
- Other people use washing machines that
have been filled with your clothes
full of your poop-stained underwear.
So are you then--
- How much pooping are you doing in your underwear Colin?
- Bullshit. Everybody's underwear
has had a poop stain in it at some point.
You can't see it. Sometimes there's just fecal matter.
Fecal matter on everything.
- Do you not clean your shower? - [Man] How often do you
- [Man] clean your shower?
- Once a week perhaps.
- The lies!
- There's rules made to pee in a certain place.
- So, if you're in a shower and you go
fuck, I have to pee at the very beginning of the shower.
- I wrap it up. Like an adult, dry myself off
- You put a condom on?
- [Man on right] What the fuck are--
- You wrap it up?
- Yeah, I'm gonna put a condom on my dick
and pee in it and make a giant water ballon.
- Like I wouldn't be surprised if you made that argument.
- Do you shower before sex?
- No! Of course not.
- I don't get that then.
- Why is that.
- 'Cause you said you don't want
to get your girlfriend dirty.
- Would you ever stick your foot inside the toilet?
- Maybe if I dropped a necklace down there or something.
- How's your necklace get in there?
Woops! No problem! Going down there. Your hand's
all dripping piss when you got your necklace out.
And you don't even wipe it off do you?
- Let's also keep in mind that people
who pee in the shower aren't always dudes.
- I mean I've watched girls pee before and
- (scoffs) - [Colin] (laughs)
- Come on. Why.
- It's definitely more of like a firehose situation.
- Right, it's like pshhhh!
- I'm simply letting it fall down my thighs into the drain.
- I came into the shower with pretty clean feet!
I'm gonna piss on them now in the shower.
- We'll you're a dirty human.
- I'm a dirty human!? You pee on your feet!
- I use soap!
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- Freedom, relaxation, time management...
- I think, that as a human, you shouldn't do that.
- Lazy lazy lazy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
- I am with the 99% here.
- 99% of people don't piss in the shower!
- I'm comfortable with this shit filled air
that we breathe everyday.
- You live your life Colin. I'll live mine.
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- What do you think about catheters?
- Hooof! Like recreationally?
- Yeah, sure. (laughs)