- Hey guys, so I’m here with Dave
from BoyInABand.
- [Dave] Hi! - [Hannah] And we’re
gonna talk about what emoticons really mean.
- “Hi, how are you?” Winky face.
- Great sex last night.
- I hid the bodies well.
(laughs) - What?
Brilliant.
There’s gonna be so much sex and murder.
Great start!
“Hey, how are you?” Tonguey face.
- It’s not called a tonguey face!
- What is it called then?
Hey, how are you?
een thinking about you naked.
- Hey, how are you?
I’m Miley Cyrus!
- “Goodnight...” Elipsis, winky face.
Enjoy having wet dreams about me.
- Straight in there.
(laughing) Ow! My eye!
- “Goodnight...” Ellipsis, tonguey face.
Have fun watching porn.
I’ll be watching porn.
Of you!
Pizza.
- Pizza?
I just fancy a pizza, to be honest.
- I want to eat pizza off your naked body.
(laughter) “Okay then,” smiley face.
Everything you say is fine.
- You are the epitome of luminescence.
- And I love it.
(giggles) - “Okay then...” Ellipsis.
- Bitch.
- I hate you.
“Thanks,” blushy face.
- Oh my god, he complimented me.
Oh my god, I want him to know
that I liked the compliment, but without
kind of going overboard.
Oh my god! (giggles)
- I’m bleeding internally!
(laughing)
- It’s coming out through my cheeks!
Tonguey face, “what happened?”
- I know you got some.
- Did she give you a blowjob?
Shocked face, “what happened?”
- Did you died?
I just had my tonsils out.
Is everything looking alright back there?
(groaning)
- “Nothing happened,” angel face.
- I murdered them, and their body is on the M6.
(laughing)
- “Nothing happened,” winky face.
She totally gave me a blowjob.
(laughing) - Totes, mate.
- Okay, maybe it wasn’t a blowjob.
Maybe it was like a hand-job, or like a finger-job.
- Maybe she looked at me.
“Talk to you later,” winky face.
- I’m gonna fuck you later.
- You’re subtle.
- The winky face is not subtle.
“Talk to you later,” vomit.
- “Whoops, typo!” Tonguey face.
- That wasn’t a typo, I really hate you.
- You make me sick.
- “I’m fine.” Full stop.
- Everything’s okay.
That’s genuinely what it means.
(laughing) - What? Really?
- Everyone’s been misinterpreting that for years.
- It genuinely means you’re fine.
Absolutely fine.
“I’m fine,” cool guy sunglasses smiley face.
- Bitches wanna be me, bitches, bitches wanna be with me.
- “I’m fine,” party, party, birthday cake, birthday cake,
birthday cake, party, crying.
- How could you forget?
- I can’t believe you forgot my birthday!
ut I’m fine about it,
I’m fine!
(sobs)
- Squirrel.
- I don’t know how to use a computer.
(chuckling)
- I like nuts.
- I like your nuts.
- Oh!
- If I was a squirrel,
then I’d gather your nuts
and store them for winter.
- There’s a job I’d like.
(laughing) - “Nevermind...” Ellipsis.
- Can’t believe you don’t care.
Also, I can’t spell.
“Never mind...” fringey face.
- No one understands me.
- My soul is a black abyss of death and pain
and blood and bleeding and blood.
- [Hannah] “Lol.” - That wasn’t funny.
“Lol,” tonguey face.
- That wasn’t funny, and you’re a dick.
“Lol,” winky face.
- That wasn’t funny, but I’d still have sex with you.
“Lol,” smiley face.
- You’re hilarious!
(laughing)
So I hope that cleared a few things up for you.
- Science.
- What are your favorite emoticons
to use and what do you think they mean?
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Also, go and check out Dave’s channel
because we did a video over there, and
it got deep, and it got personal.
I’ll say no more.
- [Both] Bye!
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