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Ok, finally - Alright, lets fucking turn that shit off
oh that was grueling
I can't stand kissing you anymore, like how many times.. - You don't even kiss me in the videos anymore
That's exactly why we don't do it, and then we had to be like "Oh we don't kiss anymore because blah blah blah
we don't need to kiss to prove that we love each other" but apparently we do.
You don't have to play Bestfiends.
Do you want a coffee? - Ahh yes please
Double cream? - Uhh always
Jack, can you make us a coffee?
So i was thinking, you know 600,000, a lot of people - Yeah
I know we bought 50% of those subscriber, but
if we wanna get to 1 million, we're gonna have to like sex it up
Serious. Or stage a breakup
Have an affair, something something something
Like it's getting a bit dull, like we need a bit spunk
Yeah yeah - I knew you love that.
That was for you, hahaha!
Chuck is quite cute, isn't he? - He's not really my type
Really? - Yeah
Right, call me crazy, i think we should stage an affair
What d'you mean? - I just mean like
maybe get some you know, lesbian drama
you know, maybe I could sleep with Alexis G Zall
So like, why Alexis G Zall?
'Cos like, that's who everyone says they've slept with.
We need drama, we need something like - Yeah yeah
Right, i'm gonna talk to Phil actually about the story arc for 2017
Because we are doing a tour
Yeah - Like yeah great great great
"Oh we get to meet you"
and we got like "the other thing" that's coming out for Christmas
Yeah yeah - Yeah, don't even know about these yet
Like we gonna have to think about something - I know gotta think of something else to make before Christmas
Oh my god - Omg, should we get married again?
Phil writes most of the stuff. I'm gonna say to Phil
"Phil, we need something huge for 2017" because like we got married,
like we obviously don't wanna have a baby, because they gonna complicate our whole situation
like how we fuck
so we gonna need something like - Oh my god, ok "Marriage On The Rocks 2017"
Phil, Phil - Okay
Marriage On The Rocks 2017
He gave us a thumbsup
I think i should have the affair
Why? - Um because i'm the hot one
but don't you think thought, the committed one
It would be more like "Oh My God! Rose is such a good girl, she had the affair, what a bitch!" - No, that's stupid
No but I've told everyone I'm bisexual, so obviously I should have the affair - Oh god
Obviously - and like obviously i'm like blonde, big boobs
Yeah yeah - Like it should be me, like i'm the hot one
and so..who should it be with..
Don't forget that like we are not getting fucking paid for come out with the storyline
So like, we're just the pretty faces
Stunning faces - Yeah
Oh my god
Such a pisstake that we're on the front of that magazine - Oh my god, I know, for the second time.
Lesbian, positive role models, give a fuck.
I know and did you notice that everyone at works there was like couple
Yeah, that was really gross - Sickening wasn't it
Yeah, there wasn't a man around, i thought there will be like someone
Not a single man at that magazine - I know
Sorry to go off the tangent
How much more fucking 5th Harmony am i gonna have to listen to?
Omg
Like Phil was like "Oh tap into that demo, tap into that demo. It's a really good idea like cross" you know
Yeah yeah - whatever, cross promote whatever
Like do i give a fuck? - I know like why couldn't we cross promote with Little Mix?
No, hot guys, how about that?
Oh yeah, the audience won't like it
"Don't have a man on your channel. Don't act like you like any man. Justin Bieber? Absolutely not."
Not only do i have to pretend to like Fifth Harmony for like 6 months
I have to fucking go to their concert 'cos Phil is like
"Oh you wanna make it believable, go the extra mile, put it on the vlog channel"
it's like... - and you know what
"Camila, Camila, Lauren, nahnah nah"
and you know what, not only was i surrounded by lesbians
but also gay guys there
like do they have a single straight person in their audience
I know, not a single straight person - I know, i was like "Where all the single men at?"
Right? - I know
Like, that's like the worst place to meet like heterosexual people
Also, did you notice Lauren Jauregui just came out as a bisexual?
Yeah i know, of course she did
Money~ - I know, i know, who isn't.
She like totally jumped on our train, like i'm not being rude, but like
I know, do you remember when Jessie J did it? - oh my god, yeah
And then she's like "It's a phase", it's like..
I mean whoever managed her was so stupid - I know
He should have just said "She was bisexual, like every"
and then you just get all the audiences, the gays and the straights, isn't that just the dream? - Disaster...i know
She just threw that all away - and she was like, "oh throw it away", it's like hello, you just throw away your career
Yeah, it's like honey, i know you love the dick, but can't you just fake it a little bit, to get both the audiences
Right, like tap into the demo. What Phil always say "Tap that demo"
It's like yeah i will, i fucking tap that demo
Talking about ohh Phil
Phil is disgusting, no offence
Phil..oh he can't hear me
But like no, absolutely not, i'm not gonna let you fuck Phil
Phil is the only one you haven't fuck on the set - Yeah, but lemme tell you why
Yeah, let me tell you why - Why?
'Cos, it's the Boss Complex
like it doesn't matter how ugly they are
Like what, it doesn't- I don't care what he looks like
you know, he's the boss
I've actually got a question for you right. - Yeah
How drunk would you have to be to actually fuck me in real life?
I won't do it mate, i'm sorry.
Yeah, so tell about that date you went on the other night
Omg, so basically he..*phone vibrates*
Take of the devil
Hello
Hey
Yeah, no, i , yeah know, no i was gonna text you back but like i had to pretend that
i like dropped my phone twice last week
and like i was so worried that i was actually like accidentally send a tweet
it's a long story, basically i just basically couldn't use my- yeah..
[Rosie whispers] hold it this side so i can hear it
Yeah, no i had a great time
yeah yeah i don't usually fuck on the first date
Shannon and Cammie..what did you call them other day?
Shammie, 'cos it's a shame, a massive shame - Shame, Shammie
'Cos obviously straight, straight
Have you met Shannon's boyfriend?
No, why? What is he like?
Well he's a bit weird, like i tried to like got on with him on stuff but
it's really clear that when i saw him, they just had sex
Really? - So it was like
you know when someone's like a little bit flushed and like they smell of sex?
Yeah - Like he obviously knew i can smell it
and i was like, i was like - Ughhh what it smell like?
Like cantonese food? - It smelled like Shannon
Ohh ohhh
I know 'cos like, do you remember that really crazy night when we were all talking about how we are all straight
and then we got really drunk, and then i fucked Shannon
and then it was like oh fuck, is that gonna mess with all the chemistry
yeah can i just say that was like
yeah i know - Why did you do that? like - Like biggest fucking regret
Can i just say i don't really agree with that..
Do you know what the dumbest part of all this? - What?
When we do this ad, and we're like say how we're straight and stuff
and like we are just in it for the money, and they are so dumb they're just like
deaf and blind to it, it's like.. - I know
Are you not hearing what i'm saying? I'm literally saying i'm just doing this Ad for money
and they get like some of the most hits - I know
and it's like...you're so fucking stupid - they think it's like a huge ironic joke
It's like you are fucking stupid
It's like first of all, i'm not clever enough to think that ironic joke, that's what i pay Phil for
Second of all like you are so stupid
Omg and then they're like ohh - Do i have to spell it out for you?
"ohh you're so like funny, improv, you don't script anything"
like we fucking script everything
I know. It's so embarrassing - Every single thing is scripted
Do you remember when Stevie and Ally had to stage their breakup
because they started looking too much like each other - omg yeah
and then the script writter was like "No, this isn't working. You can't like...
...you can't literally sound and look like the same person, you need to split" - They look like conjoined twins
Cammie's got like a new love interest now
I know, they found her quick did they
Yeah, i know. I think she auditioned months ago, they kept her on like the back burner
What's her name? Sara?
Kara, i think - No but her name is Sara, but they call her Kara
Oh really? - Yeah
I'm not being rude
But who does this dog belong to?
I see- it's on set- Phil!
Is this your dog?
I know i said like what if it dies, then we got to get like a replacement dog or something
oh fucks sake, i fucking hate animals
I just love how the writers got Amy Ordman in from Australia
Yeah i know...they need a kiwi - like they needed a bit of like
Wait, isn't she from New Zealand? - That's not...no, i don't know
I thought she's from New Zealand.. - South Africa?
Whatever, whatever, they obviously wanted one person to represent all those countries
like in the story arc, so we obviously need a bit of diversity whatever
and it's like "ohh, just chuck in someone from down under, that'll work"
You know what i just thought though - What?
What i don't get is right, Shannon's acting in other roles now...so like
I know, it's getting really confusing - Like it's ok
'cos she- i think she's acted like gay in this other thing as well
but like what's gonna happen when people are like "oh she's an actress"
like what's gonna happen? - I know, she's acting..
...an actress, like it's too close to the bone - What...
It's like when Joey on Friends was an actor on Friends
Wait, but she's an actress - It's like ohh, you gonna blow your cover
It's very clever - So she's pretending to try and become an actress - Right, right, it's a very clever script writing now isn't it? - Yeah
It's just like it's throwing you all off, it's so... - You know what, that's too much for me, i just can't keep it sii-..simple like
You're sounding a bit like your character, not understanding things
Then there's like this whole enigma of like Danny Padilla
Yeah - It's like
right, who is he gonna end up with? - I know
Something's gonna happen - I fucked Danny Padilla, did you know?
We all fucked Danny Padilla
When did you fuck him? - When did you fuck him?
When i was at umm, what was it, Playlist Live
I told today on the internet i was like"You are such sexy mexican dessert"
Like to me he's like... - Oh yeah
Oh yeah, eat that ice-cream - He knows-
Did he do that one move with you? - What was the move?
Mexican.. - Wave?
Oh the Mexican Wave - the Mexican Wave
Yes, when they make you gush
Yeah, yeah, he did the mexican wave. I was so thrilled, omg
He whipped it out
He whipped it out and i was like "Holaa!"
The thing is like, in the script everyone fucks Alexis right?
But in real life everyone fucks Alexis right
I know, well i mean that's what i call, what is it "type cast"? - Type casting
Fucking dirty bastard
You are cunt! Phil
Phil, you're such a cunt
Alright, Mark texts me, he's outside, gotta go
Alright, fuck off, see you next week - Bye bitch
I'm gonna furiously masterbate over men
Stay still - Bye - Bye
Like why Alexis G Zall? - 'Cos that's who everyone says they sleep with
Ya- hold on, i keep laughing
Wait wait, i've got something else to say as well
Also like, don't know if...
Wait, wait wait - OK
Ok - Right, why Alexis G Zall?
I don't why it's getting me so much - You're setting me off, you're setting me off
I'm just gonna stare and get blinded by this light, can you fucking hurry up
Wait - But like...what the fuck is that?
I'm getting out all my smiles at once
So instead of you talking and me going...
well, i'm going..
Ok but like Alexis G Zall?
We can do this, we can do this. We can do it.
I really do think you've got a point - Wait a second
Wait *Farts*
oh yeah, just let me sit on that
Thick , and it's like ohh you'll feel it inside..so good
*GAGS*