What's up Everybody?
Rob here.
[Uh...] Welcome to Man vs...
Corinne vs Pin!
PANCAKE edition.
Pancake ART edition
Pancake farts (Subtitler: Why Corinne?)
[Laughs]
I wasn't expecting a fart joke.
I mean... I wasn't...
This early on into the episode
'Kay, I don't know what to say next.
[Laughs]
What do we do now?
Corinne: [Laughs] Rob: Do we make the pancakes?
[Indiscernible muttering] We're gonna do the pancake challenge!
I got the Bisquick. I got the milk, I got the eggs; I got the buttermilk pancake mix.
Got these little... These little things.
Got some... Some food coloring.
We got all the s***
Okay then,
"Let's Get Started, Shall we?"
We shall.
Step 1: Make the batter.
I'm gonna do this one because... You just add water.
Easy enough.
I'm gonna got the hard route.
I'm gonna add the oil, and the eggs, and the whole process.
(S: The famous last words)
Oh hey! We got this f***-ing camera on too.
Recording everything we do.
Corinne: What up Camera Two?
Two-and-one-fourths cup of milk...
Two large eggs.
Do I have to whisk the eggs?
Sounds like 'whisk-ful' thinking.
[Laughs]
Ya' sure know how to crack 'em.
[Laughs]
Alright, I'm down here with my eggs... Milk, some butter...
Corinne: Do you think-
If you're gonna keep holding it up we should focus more here?
Rob: I don't give a s****. They don' give a f-
Do you care whether or not this f***-ing shot is in focus?
Come on!
They don't give a s***. Corinne: Come on!
[Laughs]
Corinne: Its like baby-batter.
[Laughs]
Too gross?
BOTH: Too gross.
Corinne: So, for our tiny...
Cocktail pancakes
I'm gonna add chocolate chips to that s***.
Rob: There's a cocktail involved?
There is a Goddamn cocktail involved everyone.
Holy... [audio cut]
You "batter" believe it!
So what do we need?
Ice.
[Cocktail making sounds]
Alright, we're good.
Corinne: Small batch Canadian whisky.
Cheers, eh?
Oh, my God. Its burning.
[Corinne's sounds of panic]
[Corinne's pained screams]
[Footfalls]
[Nervous laughs]
The chocolate's really hot.
[Laughs] Rob: Wow.
Corinne: Alright, here we go.
Corinne: Whiskey into the shaker...
Corinne: Three shots... Rob: Okay!
Corinne: Put a little bit of this in there... Rob: That's a lot of Grenadine?
Corinne: [Inaudable muttering] Rob: Have you made this drink before?
Corinne: [Um...] I got this maple syrup Cristine left when she was here.
Corinne: And I'm gonna... Very artistically line the glass with the maple syrup
Oh wow.
[Cocktail making noises]
Corinne: Oh, look at that.
Corinne: Shake it on outta there...
You used to be a bartender, right?
[Laughs]
Corinne: Alright, [um...] Cheers!
To whatever is happening right now.
Cheers!
[Aaugh!] Noo! No!
[Ugh!] Oh, its terrible.
[Sounds of disgust]
[Laughs]
So we've let our mixtures sit for five minutes.
They have risen.
Rob: [Uh..] Now we just gotta add the...
Add the colors.
Corinne: Oh, this is gonna be good!
I'm excited.
Rob: Look at that! Yellow and black!
This is gettin' weird over here.
We did it!
We got all the colors made.
Don't know how it happened, but it happened.
So, what kinda pancake art are we going to perform today?
We asked a bunch of people over on Twitter, [uh...] 'cause we weren't [uh...] creative enough to figure that out.
Twitter user Hüris has suggested that we make ourselves.
That sounds very narcissistic.
I think its a fantastic idea!
You make me, I'll make you.
I guess this is about your skin tone.
About right.
Pasty white.
Corinne: Alright, I'm gonna follow your lead.
Rob: So I'm just [uh..]
I got your face,
A little purple hair...
We got the glasses... Perfect.
Corinne: Why does my mouth look like that?
Rob: Becau... [Laughs]
Corinne: It looks like Blow-up Doll Corinne.
Rob: What the f*** is going-
What the- What is this?
Is that a-?
What is that?
Are you puttin' a d*** in my mouth?
Corinne: [Laughs]
Corinne: Why'd you make my mouth like that?
Rob: What the f*** is happening here? Corinne: [Laughs]
Corinne: Your shirt's very abstract, 'Cause you wear weird T-shirts.
Rob: How the- How the f***- How are you gonna flip that?
Rob: I can't wait anymore. I gotta flip mine over.
Corinne: Okay Rob: Okay, here we go...
Rob: You ready? Corinne: Yeah...
Corinne: Wow.
It's pretty good.
Rob: Boom!
Corinne: [Indiscernible muttering] Rob: Oh... You gotta do two separate ones.
Corinne: [Uh...] Can you help me?
Rob: No!
Corinne: I need one more...
Spatula... [Laughs]
Corinne: [Indiscernable muttering] Somehow, that worked...
BOTH: [Laughs]
Rob: How did that even happen?
Corinne: Nooo...
Rob: [Indiscernible]
[Corinne's cries of disappointment]
Corinne: Wait! Maybe I can repair him!
Aw, there you go.
Here you go Pancake Rob.
Oh, we can turn that into a scarf!
Rob: I looks like there's blood- Like somebody cut my neck open and there's just blood comin' out of it.
You really nailed it.
Corinne: I think it looks just like you.
Rob: This shirt... That's definitely... Somethin' I would wear. Corinne: See, I... I think so.
For 'shirt'
[Laughs]
Corinne: Wait, you know what I'm wondering
I don't think this actually flipped.
[Gasp] There it is!
It didn't flip it- Like when I did the...
Rob: Ohhhhh...
Corrine: This is French Rob.
Oh, hello I am French Rob!
[Laughs]
[Indiscernible]
Rob: Alright well, that's what they got to vote on.
Right there.
French Rob, and [uh..]
Blow-up doll Corrine.
You let us know in the comments down below,
which one you like more.
Corrine: Round one, complete?
Sure.
Rob: Round two,
H Smith suggested we do one of our cats.
Corrine: I like that idea.
Rob: We got two cats.
Corrine: Let's do it.
Rob: Lets grill some cats.
Corrine: Are you going to pick a cat?
Do you have a favorite cat?
Rob: No.
I hate 'em both.
Corrine: That's so mean.
The f*** is that.
Why do all your things look like they're trying to give someone a blowjob.
Rob: [Laughs]
Corrine: [SCREAMS]
Rob: [screams]
BOTH: [Laughs]
Rob: What'd ya do?
Corrine: [Laughs] I was just squeezing it.
Rob: Yep, sucks. No more yellow for anybody, now.
Corrine: It's not my fault! I had a faulty... thing.
Rob: Doesn't look like you're there.
BOTH: [SCREAMS]
[Laughs]
Corrine: MMMMMMMM...
Rob: Wow.
Here we go. Here's the flippage.
Oh yeah. Ooh it looks great.
What the f*** is that.
Corrine: [Laughs]
Watch out!
I gotta flip it one more time.
[Laughs]
Rob: That cat is...
trippin' out.
Alright. There... that's it. That's enough.
Corrine: [Laughs]
Rob: This is what we're looking at here.
Round two,
over here
Which cat, is the winner?
Cast your vote down in the comments below!
Round three!
Anna Banana suggested that we do the Threadbanger logo.
Well I gotta look up what it looks like.
Corrine: Yeah I don't dunno either.
Rob: Yeah I forget.
Okay here it is.
That's the Threadbanger logo,
for those of you who don't f***in' know.
Way too big.
Corrine: What?
Rob: WAY too big.
Corrine: What do you mean...
BOTH: [Laughs]
Corrine: Ohhhhhh... Rob: Eyyyyyy.
Corrine: my god.
Why am I so bad at this.
What the f***.
Should I just give up now?
Rob: [Laughs]
What the f*** is happenin'...
[Sigh] Really?
Corrine: What do you mean "really?" Yes.
I told you I wasn't good at art.
Awww.
I was- [Indiscernible muttering]
Why are you laughing?!
Rob: I'm not I had something in my- AHEM in my throat. Corrine: It's not funny!
Rob: AYYY!
That's... that's not bad.
Corrine: It's not bad.
Mines better.
Rob: Toootally.
Corrine: Mines so much better.
Rob: It is.
Corrine: F***.
Talkin' all this s*** before your f***ing little eggs were hatched!
Who suggested this one?
Anna Banana?
Rob: Anna Banana suggested this one.
Auuugh. BOTH: [Laughs]
Rob: God... DAMN it.
They don't show you this bulls*** with the... in the other videos!
Corrine: These things are hard to use, so...
Rob: Yeah these are... Corrine: This is not easy.
Rob: I f***ed mine all up.
Corrine: Damn dougs!
I think we have to have a tie-breaker round!
Rob: A tie-breaker round?
What are you talking about?!
Corrine: [Laughs] I'm still thinking...
Rob: I won two out of three rounds!
Corrine: [Laughs] Rob: I think it was pretty, [uh..] clear.
Alright, so, that's what you got, right there.
Corrine: My s*** looks goood!
Whaaat!?!
Rob: F***in'... Jesus Christ...
Corrine: Goin' down, sucka.
Hey look at this.
[Laughs]
Sudden death round!
Rob: Round four, the last round!
Corrine: Whoever wins this, takes it all.
And we've decided...
that it's gonna be a free draw.
Rob: I can deal with that.
Corrine: You can draw whatever you want.
But... you have to wear...
ovenmitts while doing it.
Rob: What!?
Corrine: I got you some special ovenmitts.
Hold on lemme get them for you...
Rob: What kinda f***in' stupid little twist is this?
Corrine: It's the sudden death round you gotta...
make things... more interesting.
These are for you.
Rob: Really?
Corrine: Here you go.
Rob: That doesn't even make sense!
Are you f***ing kidding me...
[Rob's an angry crab]
Ope.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Corrine: Woah... dude.
Rob: Alright
Corrine: Cut the red, okay?
'Cause I need that next.
I'm making...
A replica of my favorite...
pizza.
That's what I'm doing.
I dunno what you're doing.
Rob: Oh I think you know what I'm doin'.
Corrine: TYPICAL.
Rob: CLASSIC,
UN. BRAND. ROB.
*DE.*
MONOTIZED.
Corrine. Uh, here we go...
Corrine: [SCREAMS]
Rob: Ohhhhhh,
f***in'...
s***...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Corrine: [Laughs]
Ohhh...
Rob: Here we go..!
This is it!
This is the flip!!!
Ayyyyyyyyy!!!
Damn, Daniel.
You really came through at the end.
Corrine: I think it looks great.
Oh! He could pretend to eat it!
Rob: Wow.
Oh yeah.
Are you gonna give that guy a voice?
Corrine: This guy?
Rob: Yeah, that guy.
Why don't you test him out?
Corrine: What do you mean?
[Laughs]
Alright. Rob: Here we go.
C'mon.
What is that?
Sharky McSharkerton?
Who is that?
Sharky McSharkerton: H- [Laughs] Hey there...
Corrine: I can't stop.
Leave me alone!
Sharky McSharkerton[?]: Hey, hey guys. I'm [uh..] Joey the shark.
Rob: Joey the shark!
Joey the Shark: I live in Brookland.
[Laughs]
And I like pizza!
[Laughs]
Rob: Things are gettin' real WEIRD here in the Threadbanger kitchen!
Corrine: I'm, happy with this.
This looks great.
It actually looks like a real pizza, pizza!
Ohhh, look at that...
Rob: Here you go.
Corrine: If you filled in, like... I think you could actually make that a real thing.
This is definitely more promising then your last work.
Rob: [Laughs]
Joey the Shark: Joey the Shark approves!
Rob: Oh, here we go here we go.
Corrine: Boom.
Niiiiii... ohhhhhh...
Rob: Ohhh nooo...
Corrine: [Laughs]
Rob: Oh it's backwards.
Corrine: Awwwwww...
Rob: Welp, there's [uh..] there it is.
This is what we're lookin' at.
Corrine: Yeah.
Look at that!
Rob: Wow.
Corrine: Look at what we've accomplished!
Rob: I say that they have to vote,
On the body of work!
[uh..] Down below, in the comments!
Get down there!
But, you gotta think about color...
You gotta think about... attitude.
You gotta think about art and-
Corrine: Fashion choices.
Abstractness.
Rob: You di- Yeah!
I'm lovin' French Rob.
French Rob: Hohoho.
Rob: Oh is that the voice?
Is that my voice there?
French Rob: Hohoho.
I am French Rob!
Rob: These really look like us.
These really capture our essence, I think.
These two.
French Rob, and blow-up doll Corrine.
[Laughs]
Blow-up doll Corrine: Well, I think that's it for this video.
French Rob: Hehehoho,
that is all for this week!
Blow-up doll Corrine: As always, make sure to subscribe,
like up this video,
we'll see you next time.
French Rob: Ahh, afita zen!
Blow-up doll Corrine: That's not French.
French Rob: Caio!
Blow-up doll Corrine: N... that's Italian.
French Rob: F***.
Corrine: [Laughs] That's French.
BOTH: [Laughs]