♪ Listen, uh-huh ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ Shante, Shante, ooh ♪
♪ I can't believe it, no way, no way ♪
♪ Now listen, I say I'm cleaner than a reverend ♪
♪ But can I give you a hug 'cause girl, you are a legend ♪
- Hey, there it is. (audience cheers)
♪ Now that's so nice, as you can DC ♪
♪ For a minute, I thought your name was VD ♪
♪ I got confused, didn't know what to say ♪
♪ But I'm a hug you back, let's have a nice day ♪
- Hey. (audience cheers)
Did you just say he had VD and y'all over here hugging?
- Give me DC.
(audience cheers)
Sorry I gotta do this to you, man.
But come on out here, man.
Go easy on him.
(audience cheers)
- Double time. - Ow!
- Okay. (audience laughs)
On my count, one,
two,
three.
- You look similar to a horse's ***.
(audience laughs)
- Boy, if you don't get your "Can I see your license?"
"Ah (beep), I'm going to jail" looking ***.
(audience laughs)
- Did you just come off the cast of "Brokeback Mountain?"
- [Audience] Oh!
- Boy, if you don't get your "I voted for Barack Obama"
but you're lying to get Black friends-looking ***.
(audience laughs)
- If you don't get your friends wearing tight jeans,
un-cowboy acting *** outta here.
(audience laughs, applauds)
- They can't hear me.
They can't hear me.
- Boom!
- [Audience] Got ******.
(bell dings)
(air horn blares) (audience cheers)
- I can't believe that just happened.
- Woo!
- Let's get to it.
New School, give me DC Young Fly, I need you here.
(audience cheers)
Old School, it's time to crack some heads.
Give me Headkrack. - Let's go.
- Okay, cool.
"Wild 'n Out."
- DC Young Fly looks like he belongs in a gang.
- Shaky.
(audience laughs)
- Boy, your *** sound like a youth pastor
but don't nobody come to your church, ugly ***.
(audience laughs)
"We workin' on it.
I know I got two people in the congregation but,
(audience laughs)
matter of fact, y'all can go home.
We gonna try again next Sunday.
(audience laughs)
- DC Young Fly is the Great Value Chris Tucker.
- Ooh. - Ooh!
- Boy, if you don't get your "Toy Soldiers" boy,
"We are the Gorgonites" looking ***.
(audience laughs)
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Hold up.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Let him go.
- What? - Yo, hold on.
- Yo, you jumping Headkrack.
Go, let him go.
- Are you sure? - Go, DC.
Let you jump my friend, what you gonna say?
- Okay.
- Boy, both of y'all look like y'all do this at home.
"Uh-oh, Andy's coming."
(audience laughs)
(bell dinging)
(audience cheers) (air horn blares)
- New School, let's give
the people what they're waiting for.
DC Young Fly, I need you here.
(audience cheers)
Old School. - No.
- Give me the Tommy Gun, Tommy Gunz.
- Let's go, Tommy!
- Let's go, OG.
This what you do.
- Man, I can't roast the OG, man.
- Oh, come on, man. - God ****, man.
- Come on, man.
"Wild 'n Out."
- Boy, your *** look like you wear
church socks when you go swimming, ugly ***.
(audience laughs)
- With them Louis sneakers and them corn rows,
your whole package is funky.
- Okay. - Okay?
But you happen to look like
Lamar Jackson if he was a monkey.
- Oh!
- All right, look.
When your *** played "In Living Color,"
it wasn't even color on the television, ugly ***.
(audience laughs)
♪ Everybody's too ******* white ♪
(audience laughs, whistles)
- Tommy, you are out.
- [Audience] Got ******.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Give me DC Young Fly.
(audience cheers)
- [Nick] Let's go, Fly.
- From the Black Squad, give me Spoken Reasons here.
(audience cheers)
"Wild n' Out."
- Go ahead.
(audience member laughs)
- Boy, **** that, boy.
Boy, your hair look like the rat off of "Ninja Turtles."
Ugly *** boy, I'll roll your stupid ***.
Boy, you're homeless.
Your pocket coming out your pocket.
Stupid *** boy, I'll roll your dumb ***.
How you got on Valentine's shoes with no date?
Ugly *** boy. (audience laughs)
Is you?
- Boy, if you don't get your (screams)
"I gotta scream to be funny" *** boy.
(whistle blares)
- Did he just scream at me?
(whistle blares)
Did that ***** scream?
Oh, he was impersonating me? (whistle blares)
I'm about to get on your *** boy,
if you don't get your "I stole my boy
Emmanuel's video four years ago."
- [Audience] Oh!
- Why you asking all them questions?
Not your video, ugly *** boy.
- Oh, okay. (audience laughs)
- Boy, if you don't get your internet,
you came from my left nut-looking *** boy.
- Whoa, shake, shake, shake.
- You know why Russell Simmons dropped you?
He said your *** was overdrafting on the RushCard.
(audience laughs)
Ain't nobody never overdraft on a RushCard.
But this *****, ugly *** boy.
- (beep), the RushCard ain't even in business no more.
- I know 'cause of you, stupid *** boy.
(audience laughs)
(whistle blares)
- He's
out!
- [Audience] Got ******.
(bell dings) (air horn blares)
- The topic is graduation.
(steady tempo hip hop music)
♪ I (beep) my teacher to get an A ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ You didn't make it ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I put my thing on the desk ♪
♪ I slapped my thing on the desk ♪
♪ Ah ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Ka-ka-ka-ka ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Dee ya, dee dee ya ♪
♪ Dee ya ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Boop bop, ba bap boop, ba ba bap boop ♪
♪ Ba ba bap ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Whoop de scoop ♪
♪ Whoop de whoop ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
- You stupid. (bell dings)
You stupid.
(audience cheers) (air horn blares)
- The topic is soul food.
- Let me get to the soul food.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You're momma's so silly, I kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Your momma's so crazy, I kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Okay, boy, don't play me ♪
♪ I got your girl ****** like gravy ♪
♪ Your momma is gross, boss, she don't know my name ♪
♪ But her name is lame, her name is pain ♪
♪ Okay blimp, hold up wimp ♪
♪ Look at your hair, look like burnt shrimp ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is beat boxing.
♪ Kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You already know what they call me in the South ♪
♪ I'm a beatbox (beatboxing) with my mouth, come on ♪
♪ Okay, I'm the original beatbox Dikembe, I will decay ♪
♪ I am the one that go (beatboxing) ♪
♪ And this goes out to you, DC, ooh ♪
- What you gonna do, DC?
♪ I don't know what he said but look ♪
(DC Young Fly beatboxing)
Come on.
♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay ♪
(challenger beatboxing) (crowd cheers)
(mid tempo hip hop music)
(challenger beatboxing)
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is old school versus trap.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Look, you OG, you and your rap ♪
♪ Since I'm so West Side, I'm gonna take it to trap ♪
♪ Take it to trap, I'll take it to BK ♪
♪ I don't get down with that he say and she say ♪
♪ Hold on, use it, uh-uh, don't abuse it ♪
♪ Uh-Uh, you know a llama is running this music ♪
♪ Boy, that's the music, I have to do it ♪
♪ Anytime I do it and choose it ♪
♪ Choose it then blew it ♪
♪ You MC Lyte, so go ahead girl, do it ♪
♪ Well, I'm a do it 'cause I'm MC Lyte ♪
♪ New trap singers, why y'all pants so tight ♪
- [Audience] Oh!
♪ Kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- [Nick] There we go.
♪ Kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is ex-girlfriends.
♪ Kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Talking my ex, y'all got some switches ♪
♪ Matter of fact, (beep) y'all (beep) ♪
♪ **** my man, why you going hard ♪
♪ Pull something out and look back yard ♪
♪ Hold up ♪
♪ Smash ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ I know your ex-girlfriend got your new pants ♪
♪ Check out your pants, look like my daughter's ♪
♪ Now, now, y'all know that (beep) outta order ♪
(audience laughs) - Hold up.
♪ With that call like that ♪
♪ Why the **** your voice sound like that ♪
♪ Why you sound like a young Chris Tucker ♪
♪ You, you skinny mother (beep) ♪
♪ Skinny mother (beep) ♪
♪ Hold up, that's that ♪
♪ What the (beep) is wrong with your hat, hey ♪
♪ What the ****'s wrong with you ♪
♪ This is what (beep) I gotta do ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I like good movies, good movies I like ♪
♪ Especially them joints directed by Spike ♪
♪ Talking 'bout Spike, boy, I got the shine ♪
(DC Young Fly beatboxing)
♪ Got the drumline ♪
♪ Drumline, drumline, yeah, that's sweet ♪
♪ Kinda reminds me of the five heartbeats ♪
♪ Five heartbeats, you know I'm about the action ♪
♪ You know you dead wrong for playing your Michael Jackson ♪
♪ DC you're wrong, boy, don't you push me ♪
♪ Last night I said hee-hee in your momma's (beep) ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is thugging.
(audience cheers)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Talking 'bout thugging, you don't want no drama ♪
♪ Shout out my hood (beep) that stay with they momma ♪
♪ Stay with your momma, I'm still with your momma ♪
♪ Come with that bull (beep), I'll bring all the drama ♪
♪ Stay with my momma, hold up, B ♪
♪ Stay with my momma, where's my EBT ♪
♪ Your EBT, this ain't the first of the month ♪
♪ Man, why you out here trying to front, huh ♪
♪ Hold up, front, uh, I'm with the (beep) ♪
♪ (beep) you all still smoking Nick's ♪
♪ Smoking Nick's, I'm smoking on a dub ♪
♪ What you trying to do, man, you know I'm a real thug ♪
♪ You ain't no thug ♪
♪ What's up (beep), yes you is, god **** ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(crowd cheers)
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
- Rap, mother (beep).
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ I'm the tree without the roots ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ I'm the roots without my boots ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ Boy, I'm hot without the sauce ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ You the sauce without the Ross ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ You the Rick without the Ross ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ I said that 'cause I'm a boss ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ I win, you never lost ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ See, you lost but that's the cost ♪
♪ Wild sauce ♪
♪ Lookin' like you ♪
- Yeah!
(bell dinging) (crowd cheers)
(air horn blares)
Woo!
- Let me get DC right quick.
- Get him, Puru Zack. (crowd cheers)
♪ Welcome to my 7-Eleven, you can't mess with me ♪
♪ Your girl came to my store and gave me a Slurpee ♪
(audience cheers)
- That was a good bar.
But guess what though?
♪ I ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ Won't give a (beep) what you know ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ The next time, I'm gonna steal outta your people's store ♪
♪ Ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I'm gonna dip ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ The next time I go in your people's store ♪
♪ I'm a steal me a big bag of chips ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Your *** is ugly as **** ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Where the hell you get them god **** beads from (beep) ♪
♪ (beep) that ♪
♪ From his people's store ♪
(audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(air horn blares)
♪ Lay Lay, come here ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep it real ♪
♪ You think you up here grown ♪
♪ Until your little *** start paying some bills ♪
♪ I'm talkin' light bill, gas ♪
♪ That's gonna kick your *** ♪
♪ All right, okay, let's do it ♪
♪ All y'all whack like your outfit ♪
♪ I can't make money since, since ♪
♪ I work for me, y'all work for Nick ♪
(audience cheers)
- Okay, okay.
♪ Now listen, Travis, look ♪
♪ Now I don't wanna style with ya ♪
♪ Look, and I don't wanna get wild with ya ♪
♪ I'm too ready, my bars heavy ♪
♪ You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Yo, I hate to do it because I love Young Fly ♪
♪ But why the (beep) did MTV let you remake "How High" ♪
- [Audience] Ooh!
♪ 'Cause listen close ♪
♪ You little ***** ♪
♪ This is "Wild 'n Out," this a Black show (beep) ♪
♪ This is not "Jersey Shore" okay ♪
(bell dings)
♪ I must say my trip the A has been exquisite ♪
♪ I got to meet the Geico caveman and the lizard ♪
(audience laughs)
- And he walked away on him.
Walked away on him.
♪ Let me tell you why they call me a wizard ♪
♪ Don't push me 'cause I zip, zap, swap ♪
♪ On your momma's (beep) ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Wild style ♪
♪ My music's top 10 and I just got me a cold feature ♪
♪ DC not getting a verse and Nick Cannon, you either ♪
- [Audience] Oh!
- Oh, what?
♪ Having fun on this beat ♪
♪ I don't like none of the shoes ♪
♪ That's on any of y'all mother (beep) feet ♪
♪ Wild style ♪
♪ He going crazy ♪
♪ Yo, he can't get a feature from that (beep) Morray ♪
♪ DC, what you gotta say ♪
♪ He think your (beep) is way play ♪
♪ And I'm a tell you like this, I'm a juicer ♪
♪ Matter of fact ♪
♪ You need to get in the gym like you used to ♪
- Oh. - Okay.
Okay. - Don't let him talk to you,
DC.
♪ Listen, I'm in the kitchen, uh-huh ♪
♪ You's the ketchup ♪
♪ You already know, uh-huh, now don't get fed up, listen ♪
♪ I ain't tilting, listen, I ain't mustard ♪
♪ (beep) I don't wanna do a verse with you ♪
♪ You fake (beep) Ruben Studdard, (beep) wrong with you ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Wild style ♪
♪ Let's get it ♪
♪ Hold up, Nick really got y'all tricked ♪
♪ Having babies by a rapper with no hits ♪
♪ You know I love you and I hope we didn't go too far ♪
♪ It ain't nothing to be scared of ♪
♪ It ain't like you returning any bars ♪
- Whoa. - Fax, you're on my team.
(bell dings)
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Cut the beat?
- Yeah, cut that (beep) off. - Cut the beat.
- Nobody wanna hear that (beep).
♪ Listen Kid 'n Play, it's 'fin to get wicked ♪
♪ Now what y'all did back in the day, we'll never forget it ♪
♪ It was stupid tremendous ♪
♪ I hope that you're listening ♪
♪ Now I'm in "House Party," that's a beautiful vision ♪
♪ Now what y'all did, yeah, I'm a carry the mission ♪
♪ I just wanna pay my respect 'cause (beep) we winning ♪
- Ooh. - Ha ha.
- Ooh, good one. (bell dings)
- That was the most gangsta compliment I ever heard.
- Come here, Jon B.
♪ Now listen Jon B., you ain't say nothing ♪
♪ My team, yeah, we keep it jumping ♪
♪ (beep) miss me with the foolery ♪
♪ You need to change your name to Jon Used to B. ♪
♪ (beep) you mean ♪
- You want me to get him? - That was whack.
♪ Wild style ♪
- That was whack.
- Okay, all right, all right.
♪ You came at Jon B., man why oh why ♪
♪ Need to change your name to DC Never Been Fly ♪
- [Audience] Oh!
- All right.
♪ And DC, I bet you rockin' some Long Johns ♪
♪ You're so thin ♪
♪ You could be the thong in the "Thong Song" ♪
♪ Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong ♪
- Come here, Cisco.
Bring your *** here.
♪ Now standing in front of me ♪
♪ Your *** is about to go to heaven ♪
♪ Your *** up here with them "Yas *****" 11s ♪
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- Bring it on back.
♪ You know ♪
♪ That joke is so corny, I should've got up here faster ♪
♪ You look like a slave and I own my own masters ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Listen, you own your own masters ♪
♪ (beep) is a liar ♪
♪ That chain so old ♪
♪ Your dragon don't even have no more fire ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dinging)
- DJ DX.
Make some sense out of this mess.
(beep) crazy over here.
- I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School.
(audience cheers)