A couple of years ago,
Donald Trump planted a story that Ted Cruz's dad assassinated John F Kennedy and
then a couple of months later, Ted Cruz endorsed Donald Trump.
So, today I'm gonna ask Ted Cruz to sign this,
I'm sure you won't have a problem with it.
>> [NOISE] >> No.
>> Why won't you sign it?
>> I've seen your dirty videos.
>> Everyone is so weird and sad that they had to come out here.
>> [NOISE] >> Ted Cruz
you're so weird.
God.
>> [NOISE] >> I'm gonna say it.
Ted Cruz.
>> My guest Ted Cruz has watched our videos.
So, Ted, will you endorse us to be president?
>> My God, so, those are the good liars.
We love a good liars.
They actually joined us for an interview a few weeks back.
You find on the channel, they really have it in for Ted Cruz though and
you can kind of understand why, you've been following American politics,
Ted Cruz isn't maybe the worst Republican substantively.
There are others that are worse, but he's just really bad in a lot of different ways
and there they decided to hone in, you can see there?
Let's give you the full picture of that national Enquirer headline.
National Enquirer back in 2016, was totally in the bag for Donald Trump,
during both the Republican primary as well as the general election running headlines
attacking his primary contenders as well as Hillary Clinton.
So, they claimed that his father had potentially helped to
assassinate JFK, it's ridiculous.
But whatever, it's not a serious newspaper, they can put out their headline
if they want, but then Trump jumped on it saying and you know,
his father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot.
I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous.
What is this right?
Prior to his being shot and nobody brings it up?
They don't even talk about it, that was reported and nobody talks about it, but
I think it's horrible.
Well, maybe they don't talk about it because it's ridiculous.
It's ludicrous, it didn't actually happen.
But that is what the guy who would go on in the relatively near future to become
the Republican nominee and
to become President in United States decided to use to take out Ted Cruz.
And thank you to the good liars for making sure that the Ted Cruz for
reasons which we'll get to in a minute, never forgets about that.
Brat, What do you think?
>> Ted Cruz is the most pathetic Republican.
Hands down, the most sad, pathetic clump
of garbage and we can get into this later.
But in that situation, just talking about Trump's quote specifically,
Trump is a guy who says that the media is fake all the time.
When the media frequently is telling the truth and just reporting facts about him.
And he's now saying, I'm just asking questions and taking as a lead headline
from the National Enquirer about Ted Cruz's dad helping to kill Kennedy.
>> Yeah, that's ridiculous.
You're right, I think the word is pathetic and needy,
oily, he's that sort of bad politician.
And nobody likes him on the left, nobody likes him on the right,
someone reminded me and I checked the quote to make sure that it's true.
But al Franken had once said I like Ted Cruz more than my other colleagues do and
I hate Ted Cruz.
[LAUGH] >> Ted Cruz is a blob fish.
You know that blob fish, >> Except blob fish is kind of cute.
Like you kind of have like a little bit of sympathy for the blob fish.
>> Well, looking at ted Cruz phone banking for Donald Trump,
don't you have a little bit of sympathy for that little blob fish?
The angle of him on that is the same as the angle of
the blob fish in the blob fish meme.
>> Exactly, and I will remind you of one more thing.
Do we have that second sought?
Okay, let's go to the second side.
>> Just once.
I'd love to see a Republican candidate stand up in a primary and say,
I'm a moderate establishment squish.
I stayed for absolutely nothing.
>> [LAUGH] >> It would be refreshingly honest at
least.
>> [LAUGH] >> But nobody says that and by the way,
they all pledge their love for Donald Trump.
I love Donald Trump.
No, no, I love Donald Trump or no, no, I hate Donald Trump tattooed on my rear end.
>> [LAUGH] >> Let's see it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> If I like you, but not that much.
>> Okay, so, he thinks that it's pathetic that all
these Republicans are constantly genuflecting to Donald Trump and
I agree with him, except that he's one of those people, that is him right there.
Phone banking for the guy who insulted his wife's appearance on Twitter,
who called his dad an assassin, a killer of presidents.
You're the guy that you're mocking Ted Cruz, that's what you are.
>> Yeah, and when it's like he called his wife ugly,
no need to spill the, images are worth 1000 words.
He's calling Ted Cruz wife ugly and
Ted Cruz does that and when someone prove it,
Ted Cruz acknowledges in a way instinctively that he
is one of those Republicans who did that exact same thing.
Ted is a sad excuse for a man and
in that homeboy looked like he was at a McCormick for
US Senate rally and McCormick is running against Dr.
Oz who is endorsed by Donald Trump.
So, there is some kind of fall out there it looks like but
the one through line is that Ted Cruz is sad.
>> He's trying to pretend that he can be strong cuz he's willing to support
a candidate that Trump doesn't like.
But if Trump runs for president again, he's definitely gonna run and
go support him so that he can keep the favor of the party.
So, he's like trying to briefly pretend that he's strong but
we're not gonna forget who he actually is.
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