"What do you think about antiseptic?"
Where? OH! OH!
DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT!
"Sean, you be my dad?"
Yes, now go to your room and do your homework!
It's date night for me and your mother!
We're going to Alfredo's ;)
"Do more of this shit"
Yo, I'm doin' more of that shit!
"Jack, do I see an Iron Giant in your background?"
Iron Giant: You... Stay... I... Go...
"Your eyebrows are awesome!"
Shh! Don't say it, they'll hear you!
"On camera!"
Off camera.
"Jack, did you know you have a Know Your Meme page?"
Well of course! I am the rarest and dankest Pepe!
"Can you sing your outro?"
*awesome and sexy singing* ♪ But thank you guys for watching this video! ♪
♪ If you liked it, punch that like button in the face! ♪
♪ LIKE A BOSS! 3x ♪
♪ And high-fives all 'ROOOOOUUUUUNNNND! ♪
*wha-psh* *wha-psh*
♪ But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes ♪
♪ In the next... ♪
♪ VIIIIIIIIDEEOOOOOOOOO!!! ♪
Did I actually get that right? I feel like I left something out. [nah u good fam]
"Jack, what drugs are you on?"
All of them. All the drugs.
Even some drugs that haven't been invented yet.
*strange silence*
All o-
"Have you ever been in a mosh pit?"
Yes I have! Several!
In local, like, just gigs, or stuff that me and the band did
Or just big, fully fledged festivals
I've been in some serious mosh pits!
Gettin' in, shakin' fists all around,
...I got hurt.
"How tall are you?"
About this tall. (5'9" :P)
"How do you upload videos when you're at conventions and stuff?"
Usually, I just prepare. I prepare, like, a ton of videos ahead of time
Normally I do 2 videos a day and then I ren--er, I edit them and render them and upload them that night
And then I do the *tum*nail--The thumbnails and titles and everything.
The Irish came out. The TUMNAILS!
I do all of those the day that it uploads
So, everything is done kind of the day before,
But when it comes to conventions, I do 4 videos a day.
And then pre-, I edit a bunch of them and then I prepare the two for the next day, so,
I do 4, so that means I'm doing, like, 2 days at a time.
So I prepare in advance and just make sure that I have enough days
so that I can get all the videos done and then I have 2 days for editing, rendering, uploading, and one day for thumbnailing.
Cos thumbnailing takes a LOT longer than you'd expect it to.
Cos I have to prepare, like, 20 videos before a convention.
"Jack, will you ever do meetups?"
I have done! I've done several meetups! All at conventions!
I don't do regular meetups, like, I don't go down to the shop and say
"Hey, I'm gonna be here. Everybody come say 'hi'."
Because number 1, that sounds pretentious,
And secondly, because that leads to a lot of problems.
And I do them at conventions because they're organized and
There's other people there. There's enforcers, there's security if things get out of hand.
So, and plus there's insurance covering the entire convention
And if I do one myself personally, I have to look after all that, which is a lot of hassle.
"Jack, have you ever been in love? If yes, show us a picture."
Of course I've been in love! [Signe ♡]
I live that love every day of my life! (YESS HE IS TALKING ABOUT SIGNE)
I love you Sam! Ahh, you're so beautiful! (EXCUSE ME YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND)
Just rub his eye. Just rub his eye and he goes to sleep.*um he is an eye jack...*
Ahhh, goooood Saaaaamm....
"Jack, what does it feel like to have a community?"
It's the best! It really is! I say that a lot but I truly mean it.
Because having a community of this size that's this active all the time means that I never, ever truly feel alone. [We love you! ♡]
That no matter what time of day that I go online, there's always somebody out there who wants to talk to me
Or who's interacting with me or the content that I've uploaded to YouTube,
And that is the greatest feeling in the world.
To know that there's so many of you out there all the time, like, ANY time of day,
That are just there and willing to interact with me at any moment is just so nice. Thank you so much.
"Is it me or you're way louder than before?"
*quietest he's ever been* I have no idea what you're talking about. I-I really just don't--
WHAT??
"You say you're a broken record, but you don't need to be flipped."
That's... That's the nicest thing... Anyone has ever said to me! *cry cry cry*
"Reporting from the weather balloon..."
Over the smoke stacks, over the city,
The Weatherman.
Man, I miss that game. That was, like, one of my favorite series that I've ever done on the channel.
From, Sugar Plumps!
"Jack, can you address this letter for me?"
Sure! Give--Give it--Give it here. Ok, uhm,
19 Boss Ln., Bossington, Bossitronia.
There :)
"Do a gaming setup vid"
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL O' THIS WOAH THAT'S A LIGHT COMPUTEEEEEEEEERRRR
MOTHER FUCKIN' MONITOR BITCH. LOOK AT ALL THOSE CABLES.
'Kay well that does it for this episode of Reading Your Comments! Did you like that one?
Very spitfire! Very snappy!
Lotta, lotta jokes in there! Oh!
Get 'em! Sla-Slayy!
Ble-Bless up fa--What do the kids say these days? I dunno I'm tryna be cool.
Anyway, THANK you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you LIKED it,
PUNCH that like button IN the face, LIKE A BOSS!
AND, high fives all around!
*wha-psh* *wha-psh*
But THANK you guys and I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES.....
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
*Happy Sammy tank dance :D*
Weeee! *fail*
Missed. I was supposed to hit you. You were supposed to catch that.
You're a terrible catcher. You're a dropper, aren't you?