there are mullet competitions in America because it is America and
look adults with mullets.
I can't get behind that.
Kids with mullets maybe maybe now if you're not convinced.
Let us begin with some images here.
Okay, so this is the 2022 USa mullet championships.
That's Nolan and Nolan.
Even with a mullet and yes, I'm saying it,
even with a mullet is quite cute, very adorable.
Let's go to the next one.
We've got Epic, That's his name.
His name is Epic.
La Joya presumably.
Epic or he's from La Hoya.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.
Epic or time the worst.
Okay.
Get a load of this irony that has no significance whatsoever.
Or to in Turkish means the middle, which is where his hair is.
And quite epic.
You know, I, I always do appreciate Children who understand the importance of
business when you're outward facing but have a party attitude behind the scenes.
A little Epic Or to behind the scenes, like a bunch of the kids
had those kind of sunglasses and I thought it was a great accessory actually.
Can we go back to Epic real quick.
And this is not a comment on Epic.
The second image with those like sporty
sunglasses that like baseball players play or use.
They should be banned.
I think that they are the ugliest sunglasses that have ever existed
with a mullet.
Sure, I guess the whole get up makes sense.
But I think the glasses he's wearing in the first picture.
That'll do it.
That'll do it. Let's stick to that.
Okay.
Let's move on to the next person, cute kids with mullets.
Jamison Jamison is also wrong on.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm kind of into mullets as long as it's kids sporting the mullets.
Come on.
He's in the same glasses.
Yeah, dorms, dorms on.
The kid's glasses are bad.
All right.
We've got landry Turpin.
Next one.
He's got America carved into the side of his head and flag alone.
You gotta make sure he's in his mullet is my least favorite and
it's not because of the american flag.
I just let's keep it simple.
Yeah.
You know what?
I agree. I actually looked at all 25 mullets that
were in the final.
I did.
It's an important story.
Okay.
So although I appreciated that he went to extra effort by putting the flag in his
wasn't as Mullah D as the other mullets like it was missing some sort of
cultural part of it is like to clean it was your mullets to clean landry.
Yeah, it was What are we gonna do to manage?
Its a manicured mullet and we can't have a manicured of it.
We can't have no, no mullets by definition have to be unmanaged.
But you've got a beautiful smile and if there, if this is a smile competition.
You win.
Okay.
Alright, let's go to Xander by the way,
I haven't seen any females because females also sport mullets.
Well that's a shame too.
But no offense to the mullet community.
I know you guys are out there.
So anyway, you can vote to decide who wins this heated competition at the official U.
S. A. Mullet Championships website.
And if you're feeling left out, don't worry, adults can register for
the usa mullet Championships open division until the end of the month.
But if you are an adult with a mullet,
I just want you to reflect on your life choices and maybe reconsider them.
That's it. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm not a fashion guru and I think you know that, but
even I know, well, it's not the best way to go.
Okay.
But maybe there are, maybe there are women out there who are like, whoa.
Check out the mullet on him.
Yeah, there's a woman for everyone.
Well, that's true.
Unless you're an in cell and you just, you just can't work it out right
because you're too busy like terrorizing transgender streamers on twitch.
Yeah.
If you hate women, maybe it's a little bit harder.
A little bit.
Okay.
But, but look, even guys with mullets, so find a lane.
That's all, By the way, you could win $2,500 in the adult division.
I thought about it and look how far back can this hair go