(Eugene groaning)
- Extreme massages.
- I mean it feels like exactly what's happening.
A big, strong man has somehow reached inside my skin,
(howling) I'm just gonna touch you if that's okay.
(Zach groaning)
- How was that, Zach?
(energetic electronic music)
- I love massages. I love hard massages.
But sports massages are different.
When you apply a sports massage
to someone who really needs it,
it's like tenderizing meat.
But we're already tender little chicken cutlets.
- I don't do enough physical activity
to have muscles that need to be worked.
I shouldn't be here.
I'm sort of a marshmallow man.
- I never would say that I enjoy massages.
It's an hour of intensive labor.
I've got a lot of knots, lot of issues in this tissue.
- We are being joined yet again by Dr. Trumpi.
Dr. Trumpi is infamous now. Her hands are muscle.
- [Rachel] She's bring more muscle.
- She's bringing more muscles than her?
- How much more painful could this be?
- [Rachel] His nickname is "Vice Grip".
- Vice Grip?
Very cool.
(chill jazzy music)
- [Antoine] With deep tissue massage,
it's more so reopening up the muscles
after they're overly tight.
You need to get them reopened
so that you can have better blood flow,
better flexibility, better mobility.
Going deeper kind of just releases everything for you.
- [Try Guys] Hi, Dr. Trumpi.
- Well, hi guys.
Thanks for having me back, I really appreciate it.
- [Zach] Always a pleasure!
- It's our annual torture session.
- I know. My hands, I'm getting kinda old.
I get a lot of arthritis,
so I gotta bring my backup guy over here
to do a little work on you guys so-
- Hi, I'm Antoine
and I'm a deep tissue sports massage therapist.
I've been doing massage since 2013.
I started specializing more in deep tissue sports,
working with body builders.
- When you're massaging somebody
who feels really weak under your hands,
do you judge them?
Just so I know when I'm getting massages from other people,
that they're judging me as much as I think they are.
- There is no judgment because we all hurt
at some point in time.
We all cower and whimper at some point in time.
There's nothing wrong with crying.
- Crying?
Did you ask about crying- - I didn't say crying.
- [Mary] There's been some crying in there.
- [Antoine] So what are we working on today?
- Everyone's like "have good posture,
"keep your shoulders back, have your back straight."
I'm like, "Why? There's nobody up here to talk to."
Everybody I meet is down here.
- Velociraptor. - A little, yeah.
- Crunch, crunchy raptor, hunch and crunch.
- Well, I was just at a gala
and I was wearing this (indistinct) headpiece.
So my shoulders and my back are a little sore.
And then I was wearing these 10-inch heels.
So my feet and my legs are really,
they're in actual pain right now.
So if you do them,
I don't know what's gonna come out of my mouth.
- I got ankylosing spondylitis, blah blah blah. You get it, let's go.
- Rachel's so excited.
Feel her energy, is so creepy.
- [Rachel] Eugene!
- If the sheet's just for modesty, we could also lose it.
- [Eugene] Yeah!
Now we're in for a show!
- Oh my god, it already hurts.
I didn't think it was gonna start hurting so quick.
- [Rachel] That wasn't the hurting part.
- [Keith] Well Rachel, it actually was.
(Zach and Eugene laughing)
It actually was the hurting part.
- All right, so we're gonna start with the traps.
- Breathe, Zachary.
Oh, yes.
(Eugene grunting and laughing)
(Eugene groaning)
- Your shoulders are really bad.
- Oh no! - Oh no.
- Keith, should you establish a safe word?
- [Keith] Bumblebee?
- My safe word is Keith's juicy booty.
- Beyonce, question mark?
(Eugene groaning)
- [Rachel] We're gonna put a speaker out here
so they can hear everything you say.
- Rachel, you came up with the speaker idea,
now she's obsessed with it.
She's like, "I'm gonna make sure they're in pain
"and everyone's gonna hear it."
- [Rachel] We've only done it, this is the second time-
- Rachel, are you a sadist? - For you three.
(Eugene groaning)
- This is gonna get really bad.
- It's gonna? - It's gonna.
(Keith groaning loudly)
- [Rachel] How long do you think you'll last?
- I get to give up?
Ugh, that's the best news ever, Rachel.
How long do I think I'll last?
Oh, I don't know, pretty long.
What even muscles live there?
- You got your rotor cuff, you got your lats.
And you got your screams. (Keith yelling)
- [Keith] My god!
- Keith, you've never had a deep tissue-
- No, I've never had a deep tissue massage.
I had a old lady walk on me.
- [Antoine] Did it feel like this?
(Keith groaning)
- [Keith] Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god.
(Eugene and Zach laughing)
(Keith laughing)
- [Antoine] I'll give you a second.
- How long do I think I'll last?
I'm pretty used to pain, but I'm also a big ole baby bitch.
So hard to say.
The pain I find to be a relief.
It all hurts and now he's like,
"Hey, I'm gonna make only this part hurt,"
and the rest of the body's going "thank you."
(Zach screeches) (Eugene laughs)
(Zach yelling)
- Probably gonna really go- - Mm hmm!
- [Zach] Mm hmm! Mm hmm!
Mm hmm! Hey!
- You sounded like Toad. - Yahoo!
- I can withstand pain namely through,
I think pure stubbornness and pride. (groans)
- Sounds sexual. - It's hot, it's hot.
- It hurts but
the right type of hurt.
Fuck yeah, ah.
Ah, that feels fucking great.
Oh, just like that. Oh, fuck.
(Eugene groaning)
Are y'all laughing at me out there?
(everyone laughing)
Why? Why's everyone laughing?
- Where's my leg going? Where's it going?
Oh, my hip! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm looking at this thing
and there's beads of sweat that came off my face,
I didn't even realize I was-
- [Antoine] That's your spit, Keith.
- Is it? I'm sweating? - Spitting and sweating.
- [Keith] Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Oh my god. Oh, golly!
- It's not that bad. - It isn't?
- It's kinda of funny because in Antoine's room
we had to get a little extra reinforcing
of the sound between the walls
because of some of the patients.
- Fuck (indistinct) fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god, when is he gonna stop? Oh, when's he gonna stop?
When's he gonna stop? - Do your safe word.
(indistinct) I can't! I can't, we've barely begun!
We barely begun!
- Oh, that's a turkey right there.
Oh, gobble fucking gobble.
Oh, gobble, this is where I wish I could fart right now
to just chase you away!
Oh, toot toot!
- But you keep clinching.
- Am I clinching my butt cheeks?
(Antoine laughing)
I don't know, man. I trust you, I'll unclench.
- His thumb goes so far inside of you.
- Oh fuck.
(whimpering) Fuck. Oh deary dear.
- (indistinct) your thumb catch a little bit
and then releases, is that-
- So that's where the muscle is stuck.
So as I kinda go, I don't force it out,
I kinda just hold pressure.
And I let it just release on its own.
That's the best way to do it 'cause if you force it,
sometimes the muscle goes into protection mode
and it'll tighten itself back up.
- We don't wanna- - Hold that there, I just-
- No, you don't, well maybe we don't have to hold it.
(Zach yelling)
'Kay. (whimpers)
- It looked like his thumb was inside of a bowling ball.
- Bowl me.
Roll me down the lane, I'm a gutter ball.
- So right now, kinda of working on the back of the delts.
Trying to get his scapula to release just a little bit more.
Taking out some of that pressure.
- (groaning) Yeah.
I like pain with consent in certain situations.
And that wasn't sexual.
- Back of the shoulder. (Eugene groaning)
- I mean that I don't mind certain amounts of
feeling pressure in specific areas in certain situations.
That still sounds sexual.
- I feel like I'm learning too much about Eugene.
- I don't like it in here.
- What, what?
- Just, it's a level of intimacy that I don't need.
- Should I be screaming more? (indistinct).
- Maybe less moaning. (laughing)
- It's not moaning. - (indistinct).
- [Eugene] Now I'm self conscious.
Oh no. - No, no, no, no.
- [Keith] You're doing great.
- Do you want more screaming? - No, no, be you. You be you.
- Am I moaning? - You be you.
- No, no. - You're already sweating.
- Well, he said I was moaning.
Now I know that's why they're laughing at me out there.
- No, no, they're supportive laughing.
- I thought they were laughing 'cause it was sounding funny.
- [Keith] No, they're with you.
- They're laughing 'cause it sounds horny! Oh no!
Less pleasure, okay.
Ow.
This is an unexpected left turn!
I thought I was gonna be stoic,
I just wanted to be authentic.
Everyone's like "Eugene's not gonna make a sound.
"I bet you $3 he's not gonna make a sound."
Ugh fuck, that's so nice. (cackles)
Oh! Oh my god!
I'm gonna pass out. (whimpering)
Oh god!
- This one's more sad.
Sad extended whimpers.
- [Keith] It hurts!
- I feel like we need to put the goat down.
- Kill me!
(Eugene and Zach laughing)
How will I feel after this?
- You'll be in a little bit of pain
but the next day you'll feel amazing
because all your muscles gonna be open,
you're gonna feel like you don't have so much restriction.
- Oh!
Oh god!
It sounds like my husband died! (whimpering)
- At least I don't need anymore lotion.
There's enough sweat to go around.
- That's not lotion? - That's his sweat!
(Zach cackling)
- [Keith] It's a defense mechanism!
- I'm less funny than Keith, I'm sorry.
I haven't screamed.
- Scream. - I don't have to scream.
(Zach screaming)
- Whoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Oh, it's like a fucking roller coaster,
but the roller coaster's inside my body
and it's not a roller coast, it's painful!
(Zach yelling)
Oh, you're still going?
- It's stuck. - What the fuck, unstick it!
- [Antoine] I'm trying.
- So for us, who are perhaps not body builders per se,
what is the benefit of going deep?
- Sitting at a desk a lot
and you're just kind of hunched over, you're kinda of like
"oh, why does it feel so tight in my neck?"
Because the muscles are constantly getting used in there
so they're used to being like that.
So reopening 'em up helps you be able to relax more.
Hence, that's why your right shoulder is rolling forward.
- Oh.
- [Antoine] Yeah.
- [Rachel] Can you say something to the company-
- I can't say anything!
To keep moral up? What?
They're fine.
Is it gonna be okay if I look out this way at my friends?
- Yeah. But might make it a little bit worse.
- Nope.
(Zach screeching)
Oh, why'd I make a Led Zeppelin sound?
(indistinct) (groaning).
- It's gonna suck in 3, 2, 1.
(Zach whimpering)
(Eugene grunting)
- Jesus Christ. - Should we go?
- [Eugene] That fucking bone, damn.
I didn't even know that bone was there.
- That's muscle. Yes. - Oh, that's muscle? The fuck?
- [Eugene] You're getting in this part again?
- Yeah. Gotta keep it even. - Yes.
- Okay, Mom. Mom, okay. (laughs)
Ugh!
Ugh, how do you get in there?
The fuck? (moans)
(Eugene moans)
Damn, that release was like, fuck!
(Eugene growling)
I mean, it hurts a lot but
you know when you press on your bruises for fun?
Kind of like that. You know what I mean?
- Who presses on their bruises for fun?
- Normal people who don't admit that on camera now.
(Eugene groaning)
I'm wet.
(Zach cackling)
You're making me so wet. (everyone laughing)
- [Keith] Should we turn this off for the office?
I feel like this is some sort of violation.
- Yeah. I think so too. - I'm feeling a little-
- Oh, I haven't been touched like this in a while.
(Keith and Antoine laughing)
I'm sorry, I have your consent, right?
(Antoine laughing)
What muscle or muscle group
tends to illicit the biggest response?
- IT bands.
- Holy shit! Oh god!
Oh boy!
Oh!
- And it's a different type of pain.
It's more of a very sharp pain.
- [Keith] (grunting) Oh!
Don't say it, Keith, don't say anything yet! (whimpering)
Bumblebee, you gotta stop.
I thought we were gonna do the butt.
- Should we?
- Two at once? Oh fuck!
-Ah! It’s worse with two at the same time!
- That was-
- Wanna use my towel to bite on?
- [Rachel] You can bite the towel?
- He's gonna have to bite the towel.
- [Keith] Bite the towel?
(Eugene groaning)
- Beyonce. Fuck me, Beyonce.
- [Keith] You sounded like a tornado siren.
- [Rachel] Are you okay?
- Yeah, you gotta get the other side now.
(everyone laughing)
- Oh my goodness.
- You see the most problem areas for people now
being kind of in the shoulder/neck region
because of technology? - Yeah.
- He found the part that hurts and now he's like
"You don't wanna scream, bitch? I'll make you scream.
"Oh, you gonna squeal like a little pig." (grunting)
Oink, oink.
- Oh a phone all the time. we’re all forward.
- What the fuck is this? (giggling)
What the fuck is that?
Don't know why I was just compelled to try and kiss you
to make it- (Keith laughing)
(Zach blowing kisses and whimpering)
Maybe if I kiss him, he'll be nice.
- Sometimes you do have trauma in your muscles
and sometimes you need to get in there deep and release 'em.
- Can they hold my hand? - Wow, interesting response.
- The trauma. He had some stuff.
♪ It shines like silver ♪
(Keith breathing heavily)
- Ow.
Ow!
- [Zach] How was that for you, Dr. Trumpi?
- It was great. (everyone laughing)
Ooh, what about one subscap move?
- Yeah, what about it?
(whimpering) Okay, Keith's juicy booty.
(everyone clapping)
- Their bodies weren't terrible.
- Our bodies weren't terrible.
- You hear that, Becky? (everyone laughing)
(energetic electronic music)
(Zach blowing kisses) (Eugene laughing)