this is gonna be the new five nights at freddy's
what's going on everyone is with a brand new video and today guys we are going to be doing
something amazing because i got a phone call this morning what are you talking about and why
are you being so excited right now i spoke with him on the phone he needs someone to
look after this little tiny restaurant that may or may not be five nights at freddy's
no we have done this before jake those were befores this is now so you can't think of the
past he called me up he told me it's all brand new it's 20 21. all right the technique this
doesn't look like a fancy restaurant jake it's a five-star restaurant they've got a doorbell
yeah they just gotta work on their their music a little bit but look logan logan it's gonna be
okay all right all right i talked do you hear that that's just something in the woodsman it's gonna
be okay i talked to the guy the animatronics are all brand new and he needs someone to look after
them while he's out of the city securing business deals and we're the only ones he could ask three
thousand tables you deal with him get the run down into the place why do i have to deal with him i
don't even want to be here i need to go to the bathroom okay have a good fun time jake what no
what stuff
you must be new uh yes what is this place yeah heard your boss words instead and uh helping me
out yeah watching over the animatronics while i'm going on some business yes
what's going on up there leroy
well this is gonna be the newest greatest attraction for all the cats
you see a little rusty right now still working on it but with the animatronics and all you can
eat pizza this is gonna be the new five nights at freddy's oh yeah yeah i can see there's a
lot of potential here kids will love it they're called jumping barrels kids love them you jump
on them kids do it all the time you can open the door huh get right in don't mind the slime yeah
man they shut down my other place said it was too dangerous i almost gave up on my dream of having
a five nights at freddy's but then i said wait i can't give up on my dream so i bought this place
it's quite the place i mean with a lot of hard work and renovations could be a city of dreams
what do you mean it's almost done anyway let me show you the new animatronics your friend told me
you were a little scared of them last time so they got all out of control state-of-the-art technology
controlled myself come on i'll show you right here we got chica a show here for the kids no i
do i do remember chica and i i don't like chica oh no perfectly safe now the amateur is offline
you can literally touch it doesn't move at all you control it with this thing here activate
kids are gonna love this yes
perfectly safe and controlled up here we got foxy say right off them right now hi foxy hi foxy
activate him here wow that's a big fox foxy activate come down here how's he gonna get down
see and that's super strong too what's time to jump from up there that's great to have such
strong animatronics save the office i got lots of other animatronics around the place don't worry
about those though you see them on the cameras i got to get to paris though so we gotta speed
this up oh you're going to paris yeah lots of investors and parents welcome to your office
oh here's where you'll have all the equipment you need to watch over the animatronics now
it's only going to be one day pretty easy just me there's a couple doohickey buttons here and there
don't worry about those i think your friend knows a lot about operating the cameras uh we do have
a few new gadgets some night vision goggles and such if you need to go check some things
and uh a brand new ar dingbot what's up i'm like the smartest ai or
yeah that's stinkbot he can help you with any questions you might have
now like i said animatronics are brand new shouldn't have any issues but in case you do
whoa no don't worry it's just a stunt blaster here's pointing at the animatronic
but you shouldn't have any problems but in case you did okay
i gotta get going now tell your friend everything i told you don't forget half our pizza here kids
are gonna love it well uh that was a lot that was a lot of information for me to take in
jake's not even here and for all i know jake has probably left this place because it's a death trap
i found you up here bud wow i ran into him on the way out he is a genius i tell you next elon musk
this must be the place uh yeah this is this is the office jake this is the office that you're
making us okay easiest money we've ever made i tell you especially with the new animatronics
these things are baby proof hey you told me about this this is a dinkbot right yeah
oh sweet yeah this thing's pretty cool actually hey hey dinkbot uh what uh what do you what what's
going on not much just uh hoping someone could uh you know maybe update my software i don't really
know how to do that but anyway uh it sounds like a dangerous ai system that's trying to upgrade his
software so he can turn the animatronics against us logan it's like any computer it always asks to
update the song no matter what don't update this thing dude oh sweet night vision goggles what
oh dude it's got different modes on it oh that's x-ray mode oh that is x-ray mode all
right logan easy money why don't we go ahead and check the cameras here and see what we got ah
perfect we got chica not gonna be up to anything bad tonight let's go to the other side of this
place isn't this cool i mean he really gets kids this is not a kid's park there is slime everywhere
it is so unsanitary someone is going to get sick what dude did you show you the jumping barrels
that was the coolest thing ever here check this out see we got freddy chilling right
here next to a car he's ready to drive the kids around for a little showcase
and uh do you not remember how terrible the last time we looked after these things were logan the
last time we did this it was perfectly fine it was all fun my memory of this place was kind of magic
dude that was like a horror movie
rough times but you know what every job has some bad parts and hey plus
did you see this thing how cool is that uh yeah jake it's a stun gun be careful with that
okay here's the thing it's not just a stun gun i mean yes i could just stun you
come on it's not that bad okay but you can also change the ammo and it's got little cameras on
it that way when we're trying to watch all the animatronics we control where the cameras are and
then it relays to this little transmitter so we can watch the feed here check that corner up there
and just like that oh you got the feet hey what's up pretty cool i can see myself on it
that's awesome so it's going to make it way easier to watch over these things i say we sit back relax
maybe order some pizza crab pizza no it says grab a pizza oh okay well why don't i order pizza and
we just chill out all right jake fine i'm gonna go get something from the vending machine downstairs
gatorade would hit the spot right now
okay logan didn't hear that but that might have been not a phone and a recorder and i
don't know what was happening to the people in that recording but it was not good uh dinkbot how
many people have had this job before us four bucks for a gatorade wow it's been a couple
hundred but those guys yeah and they know how to update software a couple hundred okay well we're
not gonna tell logan about that you look like a guy that knows how to update some software
all right well uh i guess we'll order the pizza hey dinkbot do you eat pizza i
mean you're in ai and stuff but maybe you know you eat pizza oh yeah yeah
but uh i also love getting updated yeah okay big bot you've told me that like five times you want
to be updated okay do you know how out of date my iphone is it's still in 2014 mode
all right fine if you want to be updated so bad you know what i will update you and then we are
ordering pizza you are going to get updated it's updating dinkbot version 20 terms and conditions
do you agree to update dinkbot and anything that might happen is
completely your fault and doing this is unstable build yeah yeah yeah on update
okay and you are a hundred percent updated
think about tell me what you want now stinkbot we're ordering pizza hello
you did not realize what that update was and now you will
you