F**k, son of a-
What's up I'm Rob! Welcome to a very, very exciting edition of Hack Job.
Because we're in the middle of a real life hack situation.
I, uh, was just doing the dishes over here and putting them in the dishwasher
when I accidentally dropped a wine glass
whose remnants you can now see all over the f**king kitchen.
Uhh, Corinne is not going to be too excited because I think this is from the set we got from our wedding.
It's f**king everywhere, it f**king exploded.
As you can see I am completely f**king surrounded...
And I am wearing socks so I'm f**king trapped right here, there's f**king glass right here.
I feel like it's already in my f**king foot.
So this presents a very unique opportunity to use a hack
Which I saw on the old internets the other day
Which was that you could take a piece of bread and apparently put it over glass shards
And it just picks em up like no f**king problem
And I've got some f**king bread right here within reaching distance
Uh it requires probably a little bit of gymnasticery??
Gymnastics.
Okay...
Ow, g*ddamn it.
Alright, alright I did it!
I got the f**king bread.
Let's give this life hack a go!
All right...
This f**king thing won't open.
God F**ker!
What in the actual F**k!?
All right here we go, good looking piece of bread
Ahhh F**k!!!
F**k! ah!
G*ddamn it.
Ah ugh, f**k you.
See, I f**kin knew it.
One F**kin step
Ugh that's in there.
There you are, you little f**king bastard.
F**king bulls**t,
tore a hole in my f**king sock.
Jesus!
All right, get another piece of bread.
Let's try this again here.
The f**king name of the game is don't f**king move your feet.
No glass here... stepping lightly...
I see you, you little motherf**ker
There's a lot of them.
Ahhahhhhh!
What the f**k??
The bread is f**king falling apart? This is a bunch of bulls**t.
There's f**king glass all over the f**king place!
There's more of a f**king mess than I f**king started with!
And I'm f**king bleeding.
Awesome!
Ugh, f**k you.
Hold on, give me some more f**king bread over here
Take f**king two pieces this time
Now I gotta f**king clean up the bread with the f**king bread!?
Aw come on. This isn't working you guys.
Trapped over here.
Never mind my dirty f**king floor.
Aww you gotta be f**king kidding me.
See it works for like one little pat...
But then it- See it just- This is just f**kin stupid.
This is not a life hack. Does not work.
My f**king foot is gushing blood.
My f**king finger isn't f**kin doing much better.
Great! Now I've got glass, blood, and bread I gotta clean up!
And I'm f**king still trapped in here!
Still f**king trapped in here!
This is a bunch of f**king wonder bread bull s**t
G*ddamnit.
All right well we'll have to do it the old way,
pick it up with my hands, piece by piece.
Ooh, that's a sharp one.
Ahhhh!
Oh yea, look at the I can f**kin do that s**t too, huh!?
That looks f**kin great. Just like the picture.
Yep, this works.
There you go.
I do have a duck pond near my house,
I could probably take some of this over there
Here you go. Oh yeah,
eat that s**t up.
Ooh there you go!
Nothing wasted on this show
Eat up duckies! Eat up!
Look at that. The cycle of life continues.
Alright, well between you and me I thought this was going to be a lot more f**king successful.
But it was not, at all.
And my kitchen's a g*ddamn mess!
This is f**kin a lot worse than I f**king thought it would be
If you have any more suggestions for any more f**king bulls**t f**king hacks like this, let me know about it in the comments below
Be sure you subscribe and like the s**t out of this video
I'll see you around here next time
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Aghhh guhhhhh!