- What do you think about this, Parker?
- Okay, I'll try it now.
- Do you wanna try it right now,
or when I'm done with Daddy?
- Right now.
- Okay.
- This is gettin' the half done.
(laughs)
Look at that.
(dramatic music)
Good morning everyone.
This box, we're gonna open today.
But before we do that...
The kids have started, like a Scout thing, or something.
Something involving patches, and they're making patches
for each other.
What is this, Jacob?
- It's my club.
- Your club? - I'm gonna make
a club. - We all have clubs.
- Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a club for
you grown ups, and...
- For the grown ups?
- Yeah. For the grown ups.
- What's our club called?
- Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker.
Every day, I think I'm going to go to Parker's class.
And you are!
- (laughs) That's a good name then.
- What's going on on your face here?
What is this?
- Oh, me and Bailey, and my friend are sticking together,
that's why we have these tattoos.
- (laughs) Sounds so much like a gang.
(laughter) It sounds so much like a gang.
- I got my first trophy patch, but it's smaller
than this patch.
Right Jacob?
- Mm-hmm.
- What is this, this smallest mini ever.
- I said that you could wait until you get the big patch.
- Okay.
- But, you can also get a (mumbles).
Parker just started this mini patch,
and it goes under the big patch.
- What did he do to earn that patch.
- He said John 3:16 with (mumbles).
- Can you tell me about your patches?
- These patches: the Pyramid patch, Crystal patch,
finished Trophy patch, and the School patch.
Tomorrow he's gonna get a different Trophy patch
that's bigger.
- What are these patches made out of?
- Tin foil.
- I think it's actually aluminum foil.
I have two questions for you: what is the name
of your club, and what do you have to do to
get into the club?
- You just get invited into the club.
The name of the club is All Park Rangers.
- All Park Rangers.
I like it.
As I said before, we're gonna open up this big box today.
It got sent to us mysteriously.
Did you read who it's from?
- I know who it's from.
- Who?
(laughs)
- This is a box from Lego.
- Yay!
- Can we open it?
- Yes. - The kids are jumping
up and down about this, but you're not seeing,
I'm behind the camera, and I'm also jumping up and down.
- I know what it is! - I'm super excited
about this.
You know what it is? - I know what it is!
- How do you? - It's Legos!
- It's Legos? - It's a Lego board, I know!
- Whoa! - What is it?
- It's Lego!
- That is amazing!
What do you think of that, Bailey?
- That's so awesome.
- Are we in a Lego set?
- We're in a Lego set!
This is us.
Other people can't buy this Lego set.
(laughs)
Parker, what do you think?
- He's fainted. (laughs)
He's so happy about it, he's fainted.
- Can we please hold it?
- Yeah, you can hold it.
- Can I hold it?
- This is so crazy.
Just all these little Legos, and it looks like nothing,
and you back up, and it looks just like us.
Look at his little face.
Look at this little...
Oh that one's real.
This one's real.
That's a real one right there.
What do you think, Jacob?
- I like it.
- You like it.
- Yeah, it's awesome.
- Isn't this a cool gift?
- Mm hmm. - This is so cool.
I can't believe we have this.
I can't believe this gets to hang in our house.
This is so cool.
- Can this hang in my bedroom?
- In your bedroom?
No, I was thinking it'd be in my bedroom.
You want it in your bedroom?
- Mine.
- My bedroom.
- Your bed, you want it in your bedroom?
- Yeah.
- My bedroom. - Your bedroom.
- How 'bout we put it in the living room to
stop everyone from arguing?
- Might be a good idea.
What do you think?
I'll arm wrestle you for it.
- Oh yeah. - I win.
It's gonna go in my room.
- Come on.
- Don't fall to pieces about it, Jake.
- One more time.
Oh, I blocked you from getting it.
Blocked you, cause it's Lego blocks.
(laughs)
It's another joke that I have.
- One more time.
- One more time?
One, two, wait.
I didn't even say three yet.
Three!
(giggles)
We are at Colleen's house now, and
we're making videos with her.
She made like, a makeover video with Bailey,
and now she had her hair straightening stuff out
and she wanted to straighten Parker's hair.
And I said you could straighten Parker's hair,
as long as you straighten my hair afterwards.
'Cause I've always been curious to know
what I would look like without curly hair.
So that's what we're gonna do.
- Oh my gosh, it's gonna go straight up.
- I need a haircut too.
My sides need cutting. - The sad thins is
this isn't the weirdest thing we've done together.
- It's true.
You've acted out, like scenes from Haters Back Off, and...
- I chewed bubblegum and gave it to you.
- Oh yeah, that definitely happened.
- I think that's the weirdest.
- Why did you do that?
- 'Cause Antie Panties was supposed to blow a bubble.
Do you remember her blowing bubbles in Haters Back Off?
- No.
- You don't remember, she'd blow a bubble, and Patrick
would go (boop), and pop it?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
So, we were there, and her lips were so cold,
her mouth was so cold from eating a Popsicle,
that she couldn't blow a bubble.
So the idea was that if I kept the gum warm,
she'd be able to blow a bubble.
So I had chewing gum, and I kept it in my mouth
until she needed it.
There had to have been a more sanitary way
of doing that.
- We just were like, so eager as brand new producers
and creators of a television show, that we were like,
we will make it work. - Yeah.
- We were like, didn't want to disappoint people,
or, you know what I mean? - Yeah.
- We were just so eager to make it work.
What do you think about this, Parker?
- Okay, I'll try it now.
- Do you wanna try it right now,
or when I'm done with Daddy?
- Right now.
- Okay.
- This is gettin' a half done.
(laughs)
Look at that.
Oh no.
I look like I've been electrocuted.
- Oh my God!
Okay, I think that's as good as it's gonna get.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
Yeah, I could rock this.
That's the look.
I'm like, Kramer or something. - Yeah.
Like, it looks crazy.
- Jerry!
Time to see Jessica's reaction.
- What're we seein'?
Oh, you, your hair!
(laughs)
Oh, you look so funny.
You look like a little puffball.
Can I touch it?
Oh, you remind me of Philly D, Philly DeFranco.
- Oh, really? - I think so.
Doesn't he have hair exactly like that?
- I guess so. Maybe.
- I think he does.
I wonder it he straightens it.
- What do you think, Jake?
Should I do my hair like you from now on?
- I think you look like Phil DeFranco.
- Hmm. - You totally do.
Like, it's the same color, and then it does this...
It looks a little bit longer, I think.
Or maybe your head's just longer.
- My hair is longer.
Do I look like Philip DeFranco?
No, cause my hair's like, rounder.
He's got like, more of a point going on.
Or something.
Let's see what Rachael thinks.
- Did you just get electrocuted?
(laughs)
You look like
one of the bullies in every 80s sitcom thing ever.
- You better watch it, or you're gonna get it.
Anyway, that's that.
Thanks Rachael.
I don't think it'd be a trip to Antie Pantie's house
around this time of the year, without a
quick dip in the pool,
and watermelon. - And watermelon dance.
- I feel like every time we've come here lately
it's been pool, watermelon.
- It's a swim night!
- It is a swim night.
Swimming at night.
Night swim!
(upbeat music)
- You okay? - I did it, I did it!
- Two, three!
(water bubbling)
- We finished watching the sports show,
the guy that's like, really good at sports one, apparently.
And - Mayweather.
- Mayweather. Mayweather won.
And the other, and they were hugging like, the whole thing.
It was really kinda sweet.
Like, it was weird cause they were hugging so much.
I didn't know that they would hug
as much as they do in that boxing.
Is it boxing?
Hitting. - Yeah, it's boxing.
Hitting, and now, Christopher and Duncan are boxing.
Look at that. Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna win?
- I think I got a total knockout.
(laughs) on this guy.
- You did get, total knockout.
It's like, not that, not that late.
It's 10:15 and I am exhausted.
I've been exhausted for like two hours
from like, (sighs).
- From like when we... - Very tired.
- We were told that the fight was gonna go from six,
and be 15 minutes long, and end by like,
for sure be done at 6:30.
It's 10:15 now.
I think it ended like, 15 minutes ago.
I usually stay up this late too, so it's like,
shouldn't be a big deal, but I feel real tired.
How are you doing?
- I feel like Duncan.
I wanna go to sleep.
- And the kids; swam, took a shower, and now the kids
are all in Colleen's bed watching Hater Back Off,
and I don't know if anybody has dozed off yet.
They might have, but that's some good entertainment
so I doubt it.
- [Character] You aren't doing anything.
You're a producer.
(laughter)
- That one (mumbles).
- It is late at night, and now it's time for us
to go home.
Jessica is... you're staying here.
You're staying here.
I see you trying to sneak out the door.
Go over there.
What are you doing?
Why are you here?
Thank you.
Well, we had a great time at Colleen's,
and now we gotta drive home.
So, good night.
(giggles)
(upbeat music)