Alright, Gary, you have duped
and/or frustrated me for the last time.
So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,
I'll just have to bring the bath to you.
Psst, Gary.
Bath delivery.
Come back, Gary.
I have something to share with you.
This is more like it.
Meow.
Water
[meowing]
Aw, stuck in a tree?
[meowing]
It's time to clean up your act, Gary.
[meowing, record scratching]
Oh, no.
I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin.
[meowing]
I'm a loser.
I've lost my job, my home, everything.
[gasping] Even your paintings?
Nobody would take them, so I had to eat them.
[crying]
There, there. You can come live with me.
[chanting]
Oh, I give up!
I guess we'll have to live here in the library forever, Gary.
[meowing]
[crying]
Aw, that's so sad.
Squidward wanted a baby brother so badly he imagined one.
Aw, man.
Now, it'll take even longer to find him.
Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm.
I got ya, buddy.
No, Patrick, let it flow.
Ooh ooh ooh, I have a plan.
Squidward. Squidward. Squidward.
I need a hug.
[screaming]
Does that mean no hug?
There will be no hugs!
Get away from me, you monstrosity!
[screaming]
I know just what to do. After all, I've had the suds.
I just have to absorb the Whelk snot
and now return to normal.
[coughing]
Meow.
Now let's get the rest of you cleaned up.
Aw, cute.
[sneezing]
[screaming]
[cheering]
Excuse me. [laughing]
Gesundheit.
Just use this paint to cover up
that faded part on the wall right there.
Don't touch anything else.
Okay.
[splatting]
SpongeBob, what was that noise?
Ah! Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!
What have you done to my living room?!
I told you just to paint the faded spot.
Well, it all looked kinda faded.
[hissing]
[laughing]
You really outdid yourself this time.
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs, I can't write these stories anymore.
But just to prove to you that PATRICK ISN'T DROWNING!
Can't swim.
Butt hurts. Ice cream.
Hold on, Patrick! I'm coming!
Help! Help!
Don't move. Catch this.
[yelling]
Quit fooling around, man. Get in the water.
Help! Help!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta think.
Gotta run around and think. Gotta run around and think
at the same time. Gotta think. Gotta have a plan.
Think, think, think. I've got it.
Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water.
[slurping]
Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps,
I want ice cream, and now it's dark!
Help! Help!
Help me, I'm drowning!
Help!
[crying]
Oh, it's okay, sir, I'm sure that-
[crying]
Wow.
[crying]
[gasping] An autograph- No!
[crying]
Sandy. Water.
Well, why didn't you just say so?
Here you go. Yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.
- Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. - Sandy.
Squirrels is dumb.
Sandy. Okay, Sandy, I get it.
What that? You want more? Okie dokie.
More water for the sea critter.
Okay, Sandy. Okay. I get it.
No more squirrel jokes.
[burping]
Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[unintelligible]
Uh-oh.
[burping]
My comic books!
[screaming]
I gotta get rid of all that hot sauce.
[screaming]
[toilet flushing]
I know I've said this 90 times already, but,
♪ I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell ♪
♪ They are the best There's no contest ♪
♪ And now I'm going to yell... Woo! ♪
♪ I love Krabby Patties I think they're swell ♪
♪ They're so neat And quite a treat ♪
♪ And how I love The way they smell ♪
Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started!
I will now consider your unconditional surren...
der.
[laughing]
So that's how he wants it to go down.
[Patrick laughing]
Ha. You missed me.
Phew.
[gun cocking]
Score one for the boys back home.
I'm gonna need you to clean until this whole place sparkles!
Oh, you've got it, Mr. K.
Huh? Hey.
Huh?
Ugh.
[gasping]
[humming]
SpongeBob! Are you all done cleaning?
Oh, yes, finishing up now, Mr. Krabs.
[grunting]
This place looks great.
Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?
The amazing Mr. Absorbency.
[circus music playing]
Ta-da!
Ta-da.
No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself.
Okay, we have a visual.
Putting you into position, SpongeBob.
Okay, bye. Well, giant patty, I guess it's just you and me.
Wait. What was I supposed to do again?!
Just make direct contact!
Direct contact. You mean like this?
It's working! Keep going, SpongeBob!
You can do it!
Feel my body filling with Krabby Patty.
Enormous strain.
Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty
into my body before. In fact, never absorbed
any Krabby Patties into my body. Come to think of it.
Okay, what do I do now?
Squidward, your locker's ready!
Ooh, do we get to share this locker
like we share hairnets?
Not in a whale's age.
Not so fast, Mr. Squidward.
The law requires that all employees have
a secure place for personal items.
So you are required by law to share.
Well, I suppose I can share,
but only since it's required by law.
Hey, this thing is filthy. You don't expect me to clean it?
No, it doesn't, and I don't either.
[coughing]
Blimey, she hasn't sparkled like this since boot camp.
Carry on, boys.
Impressive, indeed.
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs, what do we do?
Here, use this.
[grunting]
Oh!
[imitating siren]
Hooray!
[whistling]
SpongeBob, come into me office.
Ooh, Mr. Krab's root beer cellar.
We now return to Slumber Party Zombie Attack.
Ah! A zombie.
[growling]
This movie isn't all that scary.
Yeah, that zombie was totally fake.
[creaking]
[gurgling] [gasping]
[banging]
[gurgling] Fun! Party!
[screaming] Zombie!
[gurgling] Fun!
[screaming]
Zombie juice!
Ah! Run!
[screaming]
[gurgling]
[screaming]
[gurgling] Who wants to dance?
No! I already have a zombie boyfriend!
[gurgling] Let's boogie! Whoo!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Help! Help! Call the cops. Call Mr. Krabs.
Call my mommy.
I think for dessert, I'll eat more dirt.
[laughing]
Not Goo Lagoon!
And to my beloved pet Gary, I bequeath my pineapple,
and my tool shed, and my mailbox, and Patrick!
[crying] What? Wow.
Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am.
Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge!
You're stealing my grunge!
[stammering] Stuff that rhymes!
[screaming]
[burping]
I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt!
[laughing]
Oh, little mini DB is so cute!
Ah!
We got him!
Every time I wash dishes, I'll think of you.
Hmph. Every time I have nightmares,
I'll think of you, too!
Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.
It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.
[laughing evilly] [gasping]
Just kidding! [laughing]
[sneezing]
Gesundheit!
Thank you!
You got some schmutz under there.
Santa, do you have any water shooters
in your bag?
Yes. The whole sack is full of 'em.
All right, Santa, squirt me.
Oh, I get it.
Whoo! Keep 'em coming, Santa!
[squawking]
Good night, Earth. Hey, I'm mooning you.
[laughing]
Hello, lady. You sure look lovely by moonlight.
- Aw. - Hey, mister.
I can see your bald spot.
[laughing] - Hey!
Don't be alarmed, people, I'm only here till December,
when Santa brings everybody a new moon for Christmas.
[honking, groaning]
[honking] Come on!
Oh, sorry, just gave away the big surprise, didn't I?
Oh, well, merry early Christmas!
Ho ho ho! You're a menace!