This week on [rage] [quit] [abin] [Hawkins] and the 1,000 spikes of go fuck yourself to me. That's what it is
There's really only one [reason] why the game would give me a thousand lives
And it's if it expects me to die a thousand times. [I'll] do it. I swear to God alright. I'm dead you fuck
It's gonna be one of those fucking are you fucking kidding me?
Abin, you fuck come on. You, bitch. Shoot the fucking knife
No, nothing. Oh, God damn it. I'm gonna get God. I'm gonna get God oh my God mo Scott
God, but I didn't oh shit. I almost did first key, holy shit
What the fuck am I fuckin myself with that and I get [backup]?
God [dammit]
Yep, Mmhmm
I know, and I'm all in the back here you motherfucker got [stopped]
Oh, God christ shit everywhere, holy crap fucking blazing through now oh my God
oh
Shit, oh shit, oh, God through Mac
I just walk onto the spikes you just fuckin stroll on through keep walking keep walking shithead. You're gonna get yours
Asshole Scorpions everywhere Fuckin eat me oh
Fucking [goddamn] it
You fucking dumb shit. I get all the way to the end and then he chokes on some fucking spikes
That's that's great. Do that again
We're going backwards. I'm going backwards in time
Come on. You fuck. Just fucking just kill me
Why doesn't my guy [just] fucking die of a heart attack you wanna fucker. Okay? This is Gonna. Go smooth look [oh]
Fuck you, you fuck. They went fucking frenzied
I hit the floor and he just fucking went for my nuts. He fucking chop them to bits
I fucking got 20 20 times ready 20 boop
Oh my God, how did I do that? I don't [even] know. I don't even know. I'm gonna jumped fuck you
You purple bitches level [3] [game-Changer] stage 1 3 oh my God don't get crushed to death
Does that do anything can I make that?
Look, oh, I guess I can oh well shit. [I] know I know I know how dead. I am bro
I was there fuck you telling me let me tell you oh
My God job. I don't know what's happening is no man's land anything. Yeah anything can happen
It's like once I get to a part that I've never been before I'm fucked. I'm gonna die and then I died
It's too fucking frightening dumb junk. Oh, God shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Oh fuck. We got it. We got it. Oh yeah
Can I can I just go back up with the key is it gonna go back up here?
No, all right? Oh
Come on. I'm now at the point where I can't even bother showing every death because they're so numerous in the same stupid spot
Over and over and over again like that like that's killed me 15 fucking times
[I] don't know how many times I've showed it at this point, but that's killed me like 15 fucking times
And I just keep doing it it just keeps happening. I can't stop. It's like fucking final destination
You see the future and you know how you're gonna die
But you don't see it again till it's fucking happening and you go oh [yeah], right?
This is how I'm gonna die and then you die. I'm still not sure how to jump over this this dart
He's gonna. Shoot me, and I'm gonna. I'm gonna yell about it. No. Oh there. We go. Okay ah
Can you imagine if this was like legend to the hidden temple?
Do you know how many dead kids there would [be] per episode? Oh yeah there? We go. That was clutch
That was clutch fuckin finally my God
Yeah, do a dance about it shithead look it's like a real platformer now
I'm just moving to the right where am I going am I going back to la? I'm going back to the left ah?
shit, I don't know that I can take more than 100 like I think mentally all I have in me is a hundred dents and
Then I just I've checked out at that point. [oh], did I do it that time?
Oh, you gotta hit all the things look at that. Oh my God, and then I did it again
I did it again. [what] a fucking embarrassment. You piece of shit, I?
Knew was Gonna get me coming all the shit drop that all stock cook we doing a little jump [prick]
There we go
It'll [be] the fucking fastest one. I've beaten if I actually beat it. Oh you stupid whore
Falling-block falling block at the end
It's such a fucking bastard over over over over over
[I] knew it was there and I
Can I just go this way can I just get the fuck out of here can I go home?
So I'm gonna wait for it to drop then I'm gonna there you go you fucking fuck go go go go go
[oh] there you go. Oh shit
[let's] set a Booby trap and then behind that Booby trap another Booby trap but inside that
Booby Trap five more Booby traps [what] the fuck. I'm just confused. [I'm] Gonna
I'm gonna eat that dart no matter what there's no way
There's no way [for] me to not eat it. Oh, I gotta hit it out of the air holy shit
I don't even know you could do that
Let's fucking look at this shit. I'm like fucking shooting bullets
Fuck. Oh everything's fucking falling everything's falling
Oh, wow. I was fucking easy um [notch] hamill on me on that one the twist was that it wasn't hard. Hey asshole
I got the fucking thing. [oh]
50 up great oh I got 50 more lives to fucking lose fuck you. You son of a bitch
[oh] great, and then I get to Stage [2]
Remember what I said about the spikes. How the fuck how the fuck did I do that?
I'm never gonna do that again, so I just have to jump at the exact right moment while standing on top of the spikes
And then I'll be fine, okay, [ico] go you fuck. [oh]. [oh]. God always said, how did I do that?
[I] can't fucking believe I made it this far. I cannot oh shit. No, oh oh, God
[oh] keep jumping keep jumping keep jumping keep jumping yes, [my] dick. I hate knowing
I'm gonna die
over [and] over and over again
and the only way I can beat it is by dying over and over and over again and remembering what killed me and
Trying not to do it again, but the first time I'm going through I'm fucked something's Gonna
Shoot out of the wall or something's gonna break or I'm Gonna get shot with something something's Gonna
Fuck me and like that. That was it motherfucker
This game makes me want to not be alive anymore
And now I'm not how have I never played this before?
[I] I don't even know how long this has been on the marketplace, but somehow
somehow my life
Has been this game free since the time it's been out and now it's not and I just want to go back
I want to go back to the time in my life to before I played this and it's impossible
There is no going back. This is something. [I] had to live with every day now
I wake up
And [I] [remember] say remember that stage to to
When you kept you kept fucking getting killed by that [dart]
It was on the second jump and you jump into it, and you'd get killed by it
Yeah, that sucks. [this] [is] my favorite part. She's waiting wait until the game lines up. No can't go yet
It's not lined up now. I gotta wait for turns before I jump across and then die one second later
Get to the fucking elevator. You fucked. Okay, okay? We made so far so the spikes and this thing are Gonna
Fuck me unless I jump ah and I fucked it up. I fucked it up
Did you see that I saw and Jim and holy shit? I made it and jump back
No, holy shit. Oh, [where's] the door I wasn't even paying attention this level. Oh my God. Oh
I gotta go back oh
Fuck alright
suck my clear stage uh
[that's] [our] here. Oh shit. Oh shit
That's gonna. Is there gonna be spikes on every fucking single surface [I] walked into it job you fucking prick though. Oh
Shit, oh shit. Yes
Fuck not fooling this guy. Oh, no, [I'll] get flamed [oh], no, oh
crap oh
shit [tonight] was that good or did I miss the
Something fall can I can I get out of here I?
Can't make this jump can I?
nope
fuck
Why did you just stand there? [I] fucked myself, too. I guess by missing that block. I don't know I
Don't know how to do that. I guess I have to hit the block [too] in front of the key first
Fuck you. Just fuck everything. We're gonna sort this out right now, okay over that
We go on this thing on this thing, and then back wait then hit this thing down here grab the key
fall and
Then fucking do that
Perfect execution this time now we're gonna try to jump on top of the thing like that there we go there you go
Oh, everything's Gonna fuck me. Oh no. No shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. You fucking pigs fuck
Who's right there? I was right fucking there. You fuck okay here. We go
This is it I can feel it in my bones in my in my abin bones
All right, okay. Oh, you motherfucker. I fucking knew it. [I] fucking knew it fucking shit