James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO HANG OUT WITH US TONIGHT.
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH MARTIN FREEMAN AND
LATER WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM RAG'N'BONE MAN, YOU DON'T WANT
TO MISS IT.
REGGIE, YOU'RE MORE OF A BONE'N'RAG MAN, RIGHT?
>> Reggie: YEAH, BONE AND RAG IS A LITTLE MORE OF A TEMPO, AND
RAG M BONE, EH, LET'S SEE.
DO YOU AMERICANS, DO YOU HAVE RAG 'N' BONE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
RAG 'N' BONE MAN IS.
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RAG 'N' BONE CLOTHES.
>> IT A CLOTHING.
>> James: NOT THE SHOP RAG 'N' BONE.
JUST DON'T START, NICK, FREAKING OUT NOW AS WE MENTION ANOTHER
CLOTHING BRAND, NO, A RAG 'N' BONE MAN, WE KNOW, LOUISIE, YOU
USED TO HAVE A ROG N BONEMAN?
>> A GUY, LITERALLY HE WOULD COME DOWN THE STREET, LEAVE OUT
OLD SCRAP METALK PICK IT UP.
VERY LONDON.
>> James: AND WE TAKE IT AWAY.
SO ANY HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, IRON, ANY OLD IRON, YOU PUT OUT, YOU
KNOW.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: JUST STUFF, STUFF THAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY KEEP IN
THE GARAGE, YOU WOULD LEAVE IT OUT FOR THE RAG 'N' BONE MAN,
DID YOU KNOW, THAT IAN.
>> NO, SO YOU WOULD NEVER PUT A FINE QUALITY PIECE OF RAG 'N'
BONE CLOTHING OUT FOR A RAG 'N' BONEMAN.
>> James: NICK, I'M TRYING MY BEST.
>> ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M TRYING MY BESTK I'M TRYING MY BEST.
BUT THAT.
>> NOW STOP, BUT FLA IS WHAT A RAG 'N' BONE MAN IS, THAT IS
WHAT A RAG 'N' BONE MAN, YEAH, AND THEN THE SINGER IS ON
TONIGHT, HIS REAL NAME IS RORY, CHOSE TO BE THE RAG 'N' BONEMAN.
>> THAT'S SO COOL.
THAT IS MOSTLY HOW HE MAKES HIS MONEY?
>> James: I DON'T THINK HE IS MOONLIGHTING-- I DON'T THINK HE
IS MOONLIGHTING AS AN INTERNATIONAL POP STAR AS A SIDE
HUSTLE ON HIS REGULAR RAG 'N' BONE-- WHAT IS THIS MUG, WHERE
DID THIS COME FROM?
WHERE IS.
>> YOU MEAN THIS ONE.
>> James: WHERE IS.
>> THIS ONE?
>> James: NO, THIS WHAT A CALL A FLAG.
>> THIS IS FROM A REAL PERSON WHO MADE IT FROM TENNESSEE.
>> James: AND THEY SENT IT TO YOU?
>> YEAH, JOHN THE POTTER FROM TENNESSEE.
>> James: JOHN THE POTTER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I LOVE THAT.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: I LOVE ANYONE WHOSE NAME IS WHAT THEY DO.
JOHN THE POTTER.
>> YEAH.
>> SO HE GETS TO DROP BIG NAME BRANDS ON THE SHOW AND IT'S
FINE.
>> Reggie: LOOK FOR IT IN STORES.
>> James: JOHN THE POTTER.
>> I WOULD LIKE A MUG FROM JOHN THE POTTER.
>> James: WELL, WE ALL WOULD, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET ONE,
JUST REGGIE, THIS IS THE WAY THE SHOW IS NOW, NOW WE HAVE OPENED
IT UP, PETE GETS SHIRTS.
REGGIE GETS MUGS.
WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER.
>> COULD PROBABLY WORK OUT A CHOPPED LIVER SPONSORSHIP FOR
YOU.
WE ARE RIGHT ON FAIR FACT.
>> James: DID YOU GET ANY-- DID YOU GET ANY LOVE FROM
LULU LEMON THIS PAST 24 HOURS.
>> NOT A WORD.
>> NOTHING.
>> James: ZERO.
>> THEY WERE MENTIONED, I TAGGED THEM.
I COMMENTED ON THE TAG.
BEN COMMENTERRED ON THE TAG.
NOTHING.
>> James: ZERO.
>> ZERO.
>> Reggie: HARD-CORE, HARD-CORE, REALLY STANDING THEIR
GROUND, AREN'T THEY.
>> I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE THE SWITCH, GAP BODY, I'M HERE.
>> James: READY BETTY I'M IN.
>> WHATEVER.
>> James: ANY NEWS, NICK.
>> ON WHICH THING?
WE TALKED ABOUT SO MANY PRODUCTS STOWED.
>> James: NO, NOT THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.
ANY NEWS?
>> THINGS ARE-- THERE ARE A LOT OF CALLS THAT ARE HAPPENING VERY
SOON.
AND THEN ONE CRUISE TWEETED AT ME IN A FAIRLY BULLYING FASHION.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION WHO THEY WERE.
>> James: WHO DID THEY SAY?
>> THEY ARE TRYING TO GET EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION AND I'M
NOT ENGAGING.
>> James: NOT PLAYING THAT GAME.
>> NOT ENGAGING.
>> James: I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL FROM SIR RICHARD BRANSON,
ANOTHER EMAIL SAID LOVE THE SHOW.
SAID LOVE THE SHOW LAST NIGHT, I'M IMAGINING YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM BAR THAL MEW CARNIVAL.
TRUE STORY.
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM BARTHO LAME-W, CARNIVAL THERE IS ONLY
ONE SHIP YOU SHOULD BE SAILING ON.
AND DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU, THAT VIRGIN CRUISES ARE ADULTS
ONLY.3 AND I THOUGHT, AND I THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WERE THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" IS.
>> DAMN.
>> James: I THINK THAT'S THE ONE WE GOT TO GO FOR, I THINK WE
HAVE TO GO FOR IT PROVIDED THAT BOAT IS SOMEWHERE HOT AND
LUSCIOUS, 100 PERCENT.
WHEN I TOLD ROB THE EMAIL HE WENT HOW AM I GOING TO GET THE
KIDS ON.
NO ONE IS BRINGING THEIR KIDS, ROB.
WE'LL BE LUCKY IF WE DO THE SHOW, I'LL BE SO DRUNK.
BUT COULD WE LOCK THIS VIRGIN THING DOWN, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY.
>> YEAH, I DON'T EITHER.
>> I THINK WE LET THE CRUISESHIP COMPANIES KNOW THAT THE MOST
IMPORTANT SHIP IS A RELATIONSHIP AND THERE IS A GOOD WAY TO START
ONE.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I MEAN HOW MANY-- HOW MANY OF US-- HOW MANY OF US WOULD BE
GOING, ROB?
ON THE BOAT?
>> I THINK WE WOULD TRY TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE ON AS POSSIBLE,
BRING EVERYBODY.
>> James: HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK ON THE SHOW.
>> 125.
>> James: 1125, THAT'S ALL WE NEED, THAT'S ALL WE NEED, NICK,
WE NEED 124 ROOMS AND ONE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.
WELL, IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME TO JUMP INTO THE NEWS
WE TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE HACKERS WHO SHUT DOWN A MAJOR
PIPELINE DAYS AGO.
WELL, GAS SHORTAGES ARE ALREADY HITTING THE EAST COAST, FROM
VIRGINIA TO FLORIDA.
MANY GAS STATIONS ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF GASOLINE, AND AT OTHERS,
CUSTOMERS WAITED IN LINE FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR.
LOOK AT THAT.
WELL, WE HAVEN'T LINED UP TO PANIC-BUY ANYTHING IN A WHILE,
SO THIS IS A BIT OF FUN.
IMAGINE FINALLY GETTING TO THE PUMP AFTER WAITING IN THAT LINE
AND BEING LIKE, AHHH, MY GAS TANK IS ON THE
OTHER SIDE.
KSH DISSH NO, YOU STAY THERE, YOU PULL
FORWARD, GAS SHORTAGES AND LONG LINES AT THE PUMP.
BUT, BEN AFFLECK AND J. LO ARE BACK TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T HAVE IT ALL, PEOPLE.
REQUEST YOU BELIEVE IT, BEN AFFLECK AND J.LO, DID YOU NOT
KNOW THIS?
DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS, BEN IFFER BACK ON.
THEY WENT TO MONTANA.
>> WHAT?
>> THIS IS RIGHT, RIGHT?
ON A PRIVATE JET.
THEY WERE PHOTOGRAPHED.
BEN AFFLECK AND J.LO.
>> DID THEY EVER BREAK SNUP.
>> James: WELL, THAT'S THE QUESTION.
DON'T-- DON'T TELL A-ROD THAT.
BUT YEAH.
IN OTHER NEWS, IN NEW YORK CITY AMERICAN TOURISTS CAN NOW DPET
VACCINATED IN TIME SQUARE ANG EFFORT TO BOOST TOIRISM AS WELL
AS OVERALL VACCINE NUMBERS BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF A
BETTER PLACE TO EXPERIENCE THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE VACCINE THAN
THE BATHROOM OF THE TIME SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.
AND THIS IS NICE, FOR AN AUTHENTIC NEW YORK EXPERIENCE,
THE PERSON ADMINISTERING THE VACCINE WILL EVEN YELL HEY,
I'M-- BOOSTING THE OVERALL VACCINATION NUMBERS HERE.
I'M BASICALLY A NEW YORKER NOW.
>> IT A PERFECT ACCENT.
IT'S YOU AND WINCELET AND THE MAYOR OF EASTTOWN AND THAT IS
NECK AND NECK RIGHT NOW.
>> James: I'M BOOSTING THE VACCINE HERE.
>> Reggie: ARE YOU IN GUYS AND DOLLS, IS THAT WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> James: I'M IN THE IN GUYSES AND DOLLSK I'M IN NEW YORK I'M
IN NEW YORK, YOU SCHMUK.
COMING IN HERE WITH YOUR GRUM.
>> Reggie: I'M THE SCHMUK, HUH?
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE A SCHMUK, YOU GOT A PROBLEM I
CAN'T TALK ABOUT, BECAUSE I'M BOOSTING THE VACCINE HERE.
I'M WORKING HERE.
>> YOU SOUND LIKE ARE YOU FROM STATEN ISLAND OR SOMETHING.
>> James: SURE, JOEY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
HEY, LISTEN TO GUILLERMO BOOM BOOM.
YOU KNOW, GEE A MOW BOOM BOOM, HE'S BOOMING THE DRUMS, HE FROM
STATE EN, YOU THINK I'M FROM STEANT ISLAND, YOU GOT ANOTHER
THING COMING BECAUSE I'M BOOSTING VAC NATION HERE.
>> YOUR NEW YORK ACCENT IS PERFECT, I DON'T KNOW WHY
OFFICER CROP KEE IS GO OF GIVING YOU A HARD TIME.
>> ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, THANKS, IAN, I APPRECIATE IT NOW LET'S
GO GED A SANDWICH.
THIS TALL.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU JUST WALK AROUND AND YOU DO
ALL THESE KIND OF WEIRD MOUTH SHAPES.
>> James: THAT'S ALL IT IS, LIKE THE LITTLE GUY, THE ONE
THAT MIRANDA ENDED UP WITH.
THAT'S THE WAY I DO MIRANDA, COME ON, MIRANDA.
I CHEATED ON YOU ONE TIME.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM S YOU CARRY-- SH, SH, SH, SH YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN KNOW, THE LITTLE ONE, WITH THE GLASSES.
LOOK, YOU GOT IT.
AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS, A MAN IN FLORIDA WAS ARRESTED
AFTER ROBBING A BANK AND USING A TAXI AS HIS GET AWAY CAR.
THE MAN A ROOFED IN THE CAB, WENT INTO THE BANK, STOLE 8,000
DOLLARS, THEN GOT BACK INTO THE CAN BE AND HAD THE TAXI DRIVER
TAKE HIM HOME.
WHICH MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD.
THAT HE HAD NO ONE IN HIS LIFE CLOSE ENOUGH TO COMMIT A MAJOR
FELONY WITH HIM.
YOU KNOW?
THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.
FOR LIKE, THREE MINUTES, THE GUY WAS AT HOME WITH $8,000 AND WAS
LIKE, I DID IT.
I GOT AWAY WITH IT.
HANG ON, THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR.
AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL HAS GONE VIRAL, GETTING MORE THAN 15
MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK BECAUSE THE ENGAGEMENT RING WAS HIDDEN
INSIDE A KFC BISCUIT.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> ARE YOU WID KIDDING?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T HEAR HER SAY YES.
BUT RING OR NO RING, TO ME THAT'S A NORMAL LEVEL OF BISCUIT
ENTHUSIASM.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HER EXPLAINING THIS TO HER FRIENDS WHEN THEY'RE
LIKE, SO HOW DID HE PROPOSE?
AND SHE HAS TO BE LIKE, WELL, HE HAD A COUPON FOR A TEN-PIECE
BUCKET FROM KFC AND HE SMASHED TE RING RIGHT INTO THE CENTER
OF A BISCUIT.
NOW THAT I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS A BIT WEIRD.
WHICH FAST FOOD STRUNT WILL YOU INVOLVE WHY YOUR PROPOSAL.
>> I WOULDN'T CHEAPEN WITH A FAST FOOD, TAKE HER TO APPLEBY.
>> James: CLASSY, CLASSY, THAT IS THE THING.
YOU KNOW BISCUITS, THEY AREN'T A THING IN BRITAN.
WE DON'T HAVE THEM REASONS REALLY?
>> James: YEAH AND FINALLY DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, AMAZON
FOUNDER JEFF BEZOS IS MAKING HEADLINES BECAUSE HE JUST
PURCHASED A $500 MILLION SUPERYACHT.
APPARENTLY THE YACHT IS SO BIG IT HAS ITS OWN SUPPORT YACHT
WITH A HELIPAD.
IT SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD TIME COMEDIAN ROUTINE, DOESN'T IT
JEFF BEZOS IS SO ICH RICH, EVEN HIS BOATS HAVE GOT BOATS BEZOS
IS SO RICH, WHEN HE GOAT TO THE ATM, THE ATM ASKS HIM FOR MONEY.
TRUTH IS BEZOS DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE SUPPORT YACHT BUT
AMAZON DID ONE OF THESE UPSELLS WHERE THEY GO PEOPLE WHO BUY
THIS, ALSO BUY THIS.
IN A RELATED STORY BIG NEWS, GUESS WHO IS DOING A WEEK OF
SHOWS FROM JEFF BEZOS' SUPERYACHT, BABY.