*HIGHFIVE* Top of the morning to ya' laddies
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to I Am Bread I asked if people want to see more in this game
And almost unanimously everybody said they wanted to see [more] now. I did say am I trying get better times on each level which hey
They said they updated the game when all the grades would change
Okay, so I'm not going to try and get A on every level
But I'm gonna try and find different ways to toast myself that seems a good thing if I feel like it
I might try and get A's on them
But before they said that the a's
or the yeah the a's are based around your time more than anything else
So if you had a really good time you were about to get like a you're a plus plus a plus [or] whatever
But they said they changed it, so [you're] edibility and like your deliciousness and everything mattered more
But no although I did have bad Edibili- okay!
Let's go to the lounge hoho hello bowling Ball
People told me I could knock you down and break the TV and toast myself that way is that Gonna be a good idea?
Who's moving those balls? [I'm] coming for you teacup.
Die tea cup you are mine now. Come here
Yeah broke him in bits. What's the best way getting over there?
Probably this way. Since it's almost the only way to get over there. okay
see if we can swirl it around see if we can swirl it around and
swirl yeah, oh
Oh oh, that's save
I am the best little slice of bread. This is so awesome. I- I want to get like really good at this game
I've seen some people play it, and they're unbelievable at it my problem is forgetin' which buttons. I'm pressin'
Okay, we're gonna swing you up. *Noise*
No, that's not swinging up.
I am terrible. Shhh you can't see me. Shh I'm sleeping. I'm hiding under the cushion. K, we're gonna swing me around.
Oh my GOD, did you see that that was awesome! That's the kind of shit
I want to be doing more off swinging around like a Bawse
like a baww-
Don't go over there. What's over there? I see glue will glue make me nice?
Well a-well would it be good some people eat glue some people like glue. Oh, God oh, god Mr. Cup!
What did you do you dick NO, NO!
Motherfucking cups Mr. Box one of two things is Gonna happen either the cups are gonna fall off
And I'm gonna be clear or were all gonna fall down and die together. Are you ready?
Go Mr. Box. Do what you were made to do. Were tippy-tappyin', and we're tippy-Topin'
This is like that scene from Lord Of The Rings the bridge the ??? of doom the whole thing is about to fall
I'm gonna go with it. No. No you don't you ain't taking me down Here we go here we go Bowling ball, bowling ball
Yeah, do not fall off yet. Not yet. Go bowling ball. Go bowling ball Go bowling ball.
Fall, fall break that TV
Yes
Now how do I do this? Oh I'm toasting *laughing*
Nice. It's Gonna keep keep moving around keep on round get nice and evenly toasted nice and evenly toasted
So maybe the most evenly toasted sliced I'll ever get in this game. Oh. God no
Oh, no things are going bad things are going bad already. We're gonna go from bad to worse
How do you get burned so quickly toast is not like that toast is nice and obedient stupid game ah?
No, no, no, yes [D]
Half-baked just like college students. I'll settle for a d. What the fuck. What the fuck
I'm Lettin bread oh, I
Fucking know the theme is attached to the braid and I tried to move [I] forgot it was attached
How do I do that [I] wanna run again? I?
Can't remember what I [did] oh oh oh yes? Yes yes, ha ha ha
best every year sir at the level
I was already attached to the bread so when I tried [to] move to get off with the whole thing [sex] to fly
[haha], you like that pot plant who you like them. [you're] right there. Don't you bitch, huh?
Sorry [is] the skateboard can I knock you down and like crush the lamp
If the lamp goes out can I can I cook myself on that? Maybe go go skateboard [gasp]?
[K4d] go yes, good
goodness yes, go lamp
Skateboard lamp go nothing happened. [I] think [I] can cook myself on that lamp bread away
Oh yes, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it
I'm on it, and I'm [gonna] say [on] it
Now how do we do with this lamp?
You're not even on. I mean you look like you're on but you're not really okay?
Just just just flop just flop and land on the bulb. Okay, just just flop stop
Good
You go through the board doesn't cook anything there must be something over on that desk somewhere over there
I'm gonna head over that way and try and find it. Oh
Get think it get the spinny going so that's what I hate about this game
is that sometimes the game treat you as if you're upside down it's
It's kind of like oh
Careful careful careful stay there stay there it's like sometimes you spin around really quickly if you're just holding like One direction
But then another time it won't do it because it feels like your bread is upside down so tries to flip [ya]
Instead of letting you spin around with your fucking hate some if somebody got really annoyed in the comments
Before cuz I saw I played the game for like a lot of things on. Yes
I know when I'm bad if I'm bad, I'll admit it, but if the game doesn't work right, then that's the game's fault
I mean, oh
You're a hair straightener. I thought you were a fucking stapler before you're gonna cook me cryonic flop in between you
Going [I] [mean] [man]. How how do I get it how do I [get] [insight] you to fucking toast?
Cuz I like flop in between you
How do I get insight you to fucking? Oh my God just laying atop [fit] doesn't work and now it's closing. [oh] ah
So fucking frustrating the torsen thing came up. That's a good start let go [the] fucking thing. I'm not even hold [onto] it
Christ oh
My movement [is] glitching the fucking thing. Thank you for falling off. There here. You're in you're in just just stay in stay here
Oh boy. Do you twist my nipples? Oh can't you just focus here like a toaster alright?
Are you not gonna move are you gonna fucking sit on top of it all day here. We go this works
I'm breaking the game, but this works it seems to be working perfectly okay. I'm just gonna ease off ease off now
Go again, just cook the [damn] bread just cock perfect teeth
It's better than an f good nor this game is a fucking
[tasting] patience right so what else is the bathroom can cook us? I'm gonna go for that radiator
I'm assuming the radiator is the only other thing can I squeeze our toothpaste? I make myself all minty fresh. Oh
Careful easy there, we're two minutes forty seconds see if this actually works
Then we might get a good time I
Have to turn you on don't I don't time you have to turn y'all come on. I'm right here. I'm toasting
I'm kinda Tolson. It's taken forever. I'm burnin but the toasting thing isn't going up. [oh] wait wait wait wait
I think I got it. [I] think [I] got [it]. I think I have to go down between them down between them. Oh
Boy, this is difficult. Well. This is difficult not so difficult for Jack didn't it gander good [under]?
Squeeze squeeze [you're] not squeezing. [I] don't think you can squeeze can you even fit inside there?
Come on
Doesn't I turn you up or something? Oh? I turned you down didn't I oh God?
Turn it up turn it up all the way up
[oh], we have to max all the way up to max tits in [any] [to] limits
No, fucking idea [OBj] is he did Shawn Ross - no, oh, we're getting a nice tan
[I] mean if you're gonna make toast it's not the most efficient method
I mean the most you can expect out of a radiator like this is just warm bread
But if it works it works, you got a toast [wherever] you can sometimes not everyone can afford a toaster
You know I mean, oh, jesus. Oh, jesus. No you're cooking really fast
Why why'd you come really fast [one] of them you crazy slice of bread you?
[nothing's] stopping you Ii I mean it's better than f. We're good. God you've hit the thing in the heater to turn up. [oh]
God [this] [is] Sm. Sort of I am bread. I'm not gonna be playing the game anymore
I think I've seen all that I need to see for now
Trying to get a's and every level is just [gonna] drive me insane it's not worth it
It's just not fun to do the controls aren't finalized yet
Because it's still [early] access and an emotional either the camera finnick enos will all disappear as well the game just it doesn't control
perfectly yet
Maybe it's designed to be like that cuz surgeon simulator
Didn't really control perfectly even after that release because these are games that are supposed to be hired to play
Which a game like this is like a speedrun kind of thing so I hope
The controls get a bit more finalized a bit warm. [I] don't [know] good a bit tighter
so [it] would be like you can fly around the levels a lot more or maybe I just suck it probably is a lot of
Me just sucking. I'm not really like what I'm not really learning how the game works yet and honestly
I don't really have the patience to learn how it works
I did see other ways of toasting my bread
But I'm not going to be playing it just to get a's and any of the levels
I will play it again where they updated [and] [erase] more of the levels later on in the game, but for now
thank you guys so much for watching this if you liked it punch [that] like button in the face like
A boss and my [ways] around push push. Thank you guys now. We see on your dudes
Later what did you do today? Oh, you know smack people's
Oh, God. It needs to [belch] the whole effort through that fucking outro