-How are you?
-I'm fantastic. But I got to talk to you about --
You have so much going on right now.
-A lot. -Two giant projects.
-Yeah. -But then the biggest thing
to happen to you -- You have a beautiful little baby with you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
How old is your baby? -She's 6 months old.
-Oh, my gosh. -Yeah.
-Congratulations to you and Dwayne, as well.
Everything's just amazing, right,
and better and just awesome?
-We basically believe that we're, like,
the parents to, like, the newest X-Men.
[ Laughter ]
Like, everything she does is like,
"I don't think other babies do this."
[ Laughter ] -Yeah. She's a genius.
-She's a genius. Well, she's in swim class,
and I posted a couple clips on it of her in swim class,
but, like, now she's holding her breath pretty much --
She's Aquaman, basically.
[ Laughter ]
-She's Jason Momoa right now. -Yeah.
-Well, I know that she's definitely well read
because I have the picture here, Reading "DaDa" by Jimmy Fallon,
and it's a great book. [ Audience "awws" ]
[ Applause ] Thank you.
-We like to have a little plug before we appear on the show.
"Bring the Jimmy Fallon book!
We're gonna see him next week. Just get it. It's fine."
-Just put it in front of her, yeah.
-Is everyone just buying you books and blankets?
-Books, blanket, inappropriate onesies, which I love.
-Did you get an inappropriate onesie?
[ Laughter ] -Well, I asked for them.
-Oh, okay. I got it. I gotcha.
I never got one of those. Yeah.
-We got you. -Yeah.
How was Mother's Day with the new baby?
-You know what? I was a little nervous --
what "D" would do for my first Mother's Day.
You know, there's a lot on it. -Yeah.
-And I've been waiting. This is like the miracle.
And he was like, "Babe, I think I've got
the most perfect romantic night for you."
So, we kind of did a little bit Saturday --
Saturday night, and he showed up with some Jersey Mike's,
like, an Italian sub.
-You like Jersey Mike's?
-Oh, the Italian sub? Are you kidding me?
Oh, it's amazing. [ Laughter ]
-I love that you love that. -Yeah, and then like
three different pies and, like, a bottle of wine.
I was like, "you're perfect!"
[ Laughter ] "You complete me!"
-Exactly. What did people get you?
Isn't that the greatest thing? How is he doing, by the way?
Is he over his hangover? -Oh. Oh, my gosh.
-Last time he was on the show -- -He was so hungover.
-Dude, he was like --
He was like, "Dude, I don't know if I can make it out there."
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
He woke up and he's like, "I think I got the flu."
And I'm like, "Ha, no. You don't have the flu."
[ Laughter ]
I don't know how you made it to 37 and never been hungover.
-Yeah, he's never been hungover. It was fantastic.
I was so excited to have him on.
I go, "I can't believe I'm talking to Dwayne Wade."
And just -- first time he's hungover.
-Oh, he just flop sweat. -Oh, he's sweating.
[ Laughter ] -He's like, "Is it hot in here?
What's happening?" I'm like, "Nope.
Baby, it's a hangover." -But he still looked good.
-Oh, he's still cute.
-But he's not the only athletic person in the family.
I will say this. -Oh, geez.
-I found of photo from your eighth-grade yearbook.
"Most athletic." [ Cheers and applause ]
That's you there. How cute.
Are you kidding me? How cute are you.
-Oh, that's, like, with my braces and my haircut
that was inspired by Duran Duran.
-Aha! [ Laughter ]
But, also, I found this photo, as well.
-Oh, yeah.
-Little basketball photo right there. See?
Come on. -We are truly loving basketball.
-How were you at high-school basketball?
-I led the league in technicals.
[ Laughter ]
-Did you really? -No, I really did.
I was like the Draymond Green of my time.
-What?! -You know, like,
the Rasheed Wallace of my day.
-You were? -I talked cash-ish.
-Wow! Really?
-I once got a technical
for talking trash to a player's mother.
-[ Gasps ] Gabrielle Union!
-"Are you proud of yourself?! You raised that!"
[ Laughter ] "You proud of yourself?!
Way to go!" [ Laughter ]
-"You raised that?!" [ Cheers and applause ]
That's a good burn. Yeah.
That's a good one.
Are you gonna be tough on "America's Got Talent"?
-No. No, I've become a softy. -That's the old you.
-Yeah, I mean, like I can't -- like my whole career has
just been one big long "no," and, you know, it's depressing.
So, I want to be a part of telling people "yes"
and making dreams come true.
-Yeah, but you also got to give a couple zingers in there.
-You have to be really bad,
like there was a poor girl and -- Spoiler alert --
Who believed, truly, in her heart
that she had trained a chicken.
"Ma'am, you know what's not trained? That chicken."
[ Laughter ]
-"You raised that! You raised that chicken!"
[ Laughter ] -But I just -- I couldn't.
-No, of course not. -She was so sweet, and I just --
I was like, "So, next time" --
Like, how do you give constructive criticism
for chicken -- -What did the chicken do?
-Nothing that it was suppose to do.
[ Laughter ] -Like It Was --
-See? 'Cause now I kind of want to see this now.
I'm rooting for the chicken, man.
That would be fantastic. [ Laughter ]
-It don't make it. -Okay, it doesn't make it.