- I know a part in the movie has Mowgli like,
"Let me go gather those gems."
Like he's (bleep) Indiana Jones or something.
(upbeat orchestral music)
- Today, we are playing some classic Disney games.
- I am a Disney nerd, I am obsessed with Disney.
I listen to Disney music just because it's music I enjoy.
Circle of Life, great soundtrack to wake up to
in the morning, highly recommend it.
- It's been, I'd say over at least 10 years
since I played some type of Disney game.
I dunno, I think it's gonna bring me back
to when I was 10, 11 years old.
- I remember when these games first came out,
and I begged my parents for them,
and they were like, "No, just imagine that you're playing
"with them in the movies when you're watching them."
Like, it's not the same!
- Pretty big Disney fan.
This is sorta the sound effect they would make
when they were eating leaves in The Lion King.
(munching)
I'm sorry, let's just go.
(fun electronic music)
- I'm starting Chapter One, Mowgli Begins His Journey
to Find the Man Village.
- Find 10 gems.
Hey, that monkey's throwing--
Oh!
- Oh, there's a gem!
Oh (bleep), there's a bunch of stuff going on!
Wait, don't kill me yet, I'm just a little boy!
- Hello, could I swing on the monkey?
Oh, he's throwing stuff, he doesn't wanna help me.
I'm just gonna jump.
Oh (bleep)!
Oh, I died. (laughs)
Oh no, he jumped onto his own stretcher!
- I haven't seen any of my friends yet,
just a bunch of these useless monkey goons
who are throwing what look like eggs,
but I actually don't know what the hell those are.
(grunts)
(bleep) Stupid monkey.
I can't wait to throw a (bleep) banana
and smile in these monkeys' faces.
Actually, that probably would be helping them.
- I'm not really remembering this,
I didn't play it that much.
I think I probably rented it once,
I did it from Blockbuster, which does not exist anymore.
- Oh, there's Bagheera, hey, wake up.
That guy loves dancing, look at him go.
Let me just throw a banana in this monkey's face,
because he's asking for it.
That's right, take it!
Oh, (bleep), he (bleep) evaporated! (laughs)
Oh man!
They really do encounter death in this game.
- Lately, this is dangerous!
Well, that was a great game.
Don't let this fool you, I do the...
Many games.
(upbeat video game music)
- Oh, this is beautiful,
it's bringing back a lot of memories.
Agrabah Market, now I remember this.
You've gotta like, kill guys that are jumping out of like,
baskets and stuff.
- Oh (bleep), okay, I'm already getting my ass kicked.
Okay hold on, I don't want to fight yet, sir!
Take it easy!
I'm gonna use my sword.
Dude, people just evaporate in this game.
Did I already die?
I died already, oh my god!
- All I wanna do is like, shop.
I wanna see what they have in like,
these little pots here, but that's not the purpose
of the game.
(low electronic music)
- I died?
Oh, he can't go over the...
(laughs) Oh, that makes sense.
- Disney kept it real.
It was like, once you die, you go back to the beginning.
You're lucky you get an extra life.
- I'm just gonna like, speed right off--
(gasps)
(mutters in Spanish)
Alright, you know what, let's do it again.
- Alright, oh wait, what the (bleep)?
God (bleep) damn it!
Oh my god, okay, come on Aladdin, we got this.
There you go.
- I jumped into his hand!
- Oh no, every time!
I (bleep) died again.
This game is kicking my ass!
(bleep)
- Oh! (laughs)
(laughs) God damn it, what?!
I'm done.
"Give up, street rat"?!
Actually, that's really cool,
I want that as my background.
- I'm starting to remember now
why I hated these games.
This is a really hard game.
- To shoot you back to the title screen
after getting however far I was into that level...
Is unforgivable.
(low electronic music)
- Oh my god, I'm Simba!
This is actually gonna make me tear up.
- Yes, yes, this is the one I used to play!
Oh my god, I'm so excited!
Oh, I got him! (laughs)
Look at him, oh, he's so cute!
- Look at him, like a loud meow.
(meows)
People are gonna think this is really cute.
I don't find this cute.
- Look at his little lion screech!
That's cute.
- I'm roaming the Pride Lands.
Hopefully I'll see my dad.
Hopefully he's not dead.
- Oh, he doesn't care!
- Oh, that was stupid.
What do you do, jump on a porcupine,
or throw an animal on a porcupine?
- Ooh, can I eat this bug?
Oh! (laughs)
What the (bleep)?!
A (bleep) grenade, that's not fair.
I know, porcupine's a dick.
So I know this guy self-destructs.
I'm not (bleep) with him, not today!
I'm a young but wiser Simba now.
- (sighs) I'm so stressed out.
- (shouts) I did it!
Man, I really broke a sweat.
- That was it, that was it?
I jump on him twice and he salutes and he dies?
- Oh my god, look how sad Rafiki looks.
That's how I feel right now.
- It was very nostalgic to play these games.
I always wanted to.
- I feel like I've been bamboozled here.
These games were unnecessarily hard.
For a brief, fleeting moment, I was like,
oh, look at that, I'm Mowgli, I'm Aladdin.
Oh, I'm freakin' Simba, that's like, dope.
Although this feels like I'm in a cool little environment
that I'm familiar with and I'm playing with friends,
I'm actually in somebody else's little nightmare.
(jazzy music)