WE'RE COMING OUT OF A VERY DARK YEAR, AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED.
I WOULD PERSONALLY LOVE TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP AND KICK
THINGS OFF BY GETTING CRAZY, KOOKY AND A LITTLE BIT BONKERS.
AND THAT'S WHY I'VE INVENTED SOMETHING THAT I LIKE TO CALL
"CORDEN'S CRAZY WHEEL OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND MONDO BONKERS!"
>> COORND'S WHEEL OF MONDO BONKERS.
>> James: I'VE HAD EVERYONE HERE WRITE
DOWN THE CRAZIEST, KOOKIEST, MOST BONKERS THINGS THEY CAN
THINK OF FOR ME TO DO.
AND AS LONG AS IT CAN BE DONE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE
STUDIO AND IS CRAZY, KOOKY OR MONDO BONKERS, IT'S FAIR GAME.
WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS THIS WEEK,
I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU NUTS HAVE COOKED UP.
LET'S GIVE IT A SPIN!
>> LET'S GET COOUKY.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
OKAY.
"EAT A CHIP."
OKAY.
A LITTLE SOFT, BUT HEY, I'M ON A DIET.
I HAVEN'T HAD A CHIP AND I CAN SEE HOW ME EATING A
CHIP MIGHT BE CONSIDERED CRAZY.
SURE, I'LL DO IT.
THERE WE GO.
ATE A CHIP.
>> WASN'T THAT CRAZY?
>> James: WELL, THAT DID TASTE GOOD.
HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY ELSE GOT A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
>> LET'S GET KOOKY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
"THINK OF A BIRD."
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
THINK OF A BIRD.
>> WASN'T THAT CRAZY?
>> James: I NEVER THOUGHT OF ANY BIRD -- GUYS, THIS IS
CORDEN'S WORD OF CRAZY WHEEL OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND
MONDO BONKERS!" TIM WHAT MADE I THINK IT WAS
GOOD RATHER BOMPGERS?
NOT MONDO BONKERS.
>> IT'S BEEN A BELONG YEAR.
>> James: I'M SPINNING AGAIN.
>> LET'■S GET KOOKY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS ONE IS.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.
THAT'S GOT SUSAN WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, IS THAT YOU SUSAN?
>> YES.
>> James: IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD THIS BE CONSIDERED KOOKY
CRAZY MONDO BONKERS?
>> I JUST THOUGHT OF YOU.
>> James: I'VE ASKED FOR CRAZY KOOKY OR, SAY WITH IT ME,
MONDO BONKERS.
COME ON SUSAN.
>> IT WAS CRAZY!
>> James: DON'T PLAY THE SOUNDS UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING CRAZY KOOKY OR MONDO BONKERS.
OKAY, SPIN AGAIN.
>> LET'S GET KOOKY.
>> James: IF THIS DOESN'T RESULT IN ME HAVING TO DO
SOMETHING THAT IS EITHER CRAZY OR KOOKY, THERE'S GOING TO BE
HELL TO PAY.
I DON'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU COULD BE MONDO BONKERS IF YOU TRIED.
OKAY LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BETWEEN FIE FIND A CUP AND END A
HUMAN LIFE, THAT'S INSANE.
WHO PUT THIS IN, WHO'S THIS?
JOEL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> YOU WANTED BONKERS, I'M GIVING YOU BONKERS.
>> James: NO, I DIDN'T WANT BONKERS, I WANTED MONDO BONKERS,
THAT'S BEYOND BONKERS.
THAT'S A CRIME.
YOU'RE CRAZY FOR EVEN THINKING THAT WAS OKAY.
>> CRAZY.
>> James: STOP IT, THIS GAME IS OVER.
LOOK AT THAT, THINK OF A BIRD, FIND A CUP, EAT A CHIP, END A
HUMAN LIFE!
WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE?
WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
BITE THE HEAD OFF A FISH.
IS THAT YOU AGAIN JOEL?
>> YOU KNOW IT IS BABY.
>> James: THAT'S WILD AND CREEPY.
WHERE DO WE GET A FISH?
>> BRIAN HAS A FISH.
>> James: A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T FEEL SAFE AROUND YOU
MORE YOUR SPEED.
>> James: NEXT ONE?
>> TRY THE NEXT ONE.
>> James: THERE'S SIX SLOTS, 15 PEOPLE IN HERE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO SEE IT.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
OH MY GOD, USE YOUR DESK LIKE A TOILET!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YELLOW?
>> BOING, ISN'T THAT -- >> James: YOU DON'T GET TO IS
MAKE THE SOUND.
THE SOUND COMES FROM THE WHEEL.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN FOR US, FUN FOR THE VIEWER AND IT'S
BEEN RUINED.
NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET TO BE MONDO BONKERS HERE AGAIN OKAY?
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.
JOEL WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK OUTSIDE, OKAY?