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- Penn, hello.
We're not gonna leave this?
Squirrel!
- Five years ago.
We were trying to move.
- So we're gonna tell a story now.
- Okay.
- So five years ago we were trying to move.
I was like, you know what would be a big help,
you take the kids away for a weekend,
just to get them out of my hair.
I'm gonna go through and just like, get rid of stuff.
I got a dumpster, like, I'll do it.
I'll do it myself.
Just give me the peace and quiet.
I'm gonna work for 48 hours.
- Right and I got the kids out of there.
So, Saint Penn.
- Saint Penn.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Awesome.
- At the end of the weekend he calls me
and he's two hours away, he goes, hey babe,
I can't find my keys.
- That was true.
That's a true story.
I couldn't find them.
We looked everywhere.
- Everywhere.
- So I, after working for like 48 hours,
got in my car with his spare set of keys
and drove two hours.
As I pull into the driveway at the house he's staying at,
I see this like, little glimmer on top of his roof
of his car.
He had put the keys on top of the roof of his car.
So me, I drove there two hours, I took the keys,
very tempted not to throw them in the ocean,
I just threw them at him, got in my car and left.
Yeah.
And I found his keys in the refrigerator.
I found his keys on top of a lot of things.
Usually on top of things.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Yeah, I usually check where food is.
'Cause usually come in and go straight for food.
So I usually go by the pantry.
(laughs)
- It's like you're looking for roaches or something.
- Yeah.
- I will find Penn's pants in weird places.
Again, like in front of the refrigerator,
in front of the sink.
- So, can I explain the refrigerator one?
- Yeah.
- So I was in a bathrobe and I was wearing my pants
and I was getting, like I thought I was coming down
and just get a peanut butter sandwich.
But then I also wanted to get some ice water.
And so I opened the freezer
and I got the peanut butter and the ice water.
And in between that, I realized
that I would be more comfortable
if I just slept in my boxers, so I took my pants off.
And I was like, I'll just carry my pants up
with the peanut butter sandwich.
But then when I got the ice water, I only have two hands.
So, I left the pants downstairs.
- Where have you found weird things in your house?
- So apparently being on top of my car,
there's something on my face.
Not here, nor here.
- No, it's right there.
- Oh, is it?
- [Kim] It's right there.
- Okay well I was climbing on top of the car.
- Why?
- 'Cause I left my keys in the car.
Fake left my keys in the car.
I know people are gonna be like, man,
there's an the anti locking mechanism, send comment.
But no, no, that was like a fun thing.
- But you have left your keys in weird places.
- Yes.
- [Penn] Okay, I'm out here shooting the shoes.
I just need Kim to come outside and look at them
like she's irritated, but she can't hear me.
Kim!
If I move then the shot's not gonna work.
Kim!
There's no way she can't hear me, right.
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