*whooopsh*
Top of tha mornin' to ya ladies! My name is jacksepticeye,
and welcome back to
Clone Drone In The Danger Zone!
I'm gonna try the story mode this time
and I'm gonna add a little twist:
For every time I die in this,
and every time I lose a little dude,
and have to use a clone,
I'm gonna chop off one of my fingers,
and then-
I CAN'T do that?
Why?!
YouTube doesn't allow gore and blood, and all that shit.
Well, thanks very much, YouTube!
Ruining the best fucking video idea I had in weeks.
Why am I even here?!
*beep*
Just play the game, well fine, Jesus.
Oh yeah, regular Let's Play.
VERY FUCKING FUN! Okay. Watchu got for me?
Who's here? Who's here to try and mess me up?
Fuckin' Hammer Dudes already?!
Okay, well you know what? TWO can play at that game!
I also hammer down!
NaaAAah! I'm scared though! Can't we all be friends?!
How 'bout you feel my r- riotous thunder? "You Lose."
[Announcer]: "Defeat."
[Announcers talking] Just gonna have to- SHUT UP!
Shut up fuck up! SHUT-
Just gonna get THIS on my- on my tombstone.
Whenever I die, I'm just gonna have that across my tombstone.
"You Lose," and it's just gonna have "Restart" on it.
It's fuckin'- It's a million dollar idea.
HO!!! [Announcer]: "Victory!"
Triparu Kiru!
THREE HEADS! ONE SWORD! What else do you want?!
[Announcer]: "Smashing!" I don't want the fuckin' hammer bots.
I don't care about them. They can suck the inside of my ass.
Um, for this one, okay.
Okay, we're gonna get a little fuckin' Bow Action going on up in here!
No, not Dickie Bow, not Tae Bo, not the fuckin' thing on your neck.
I'm talking about straight up Arrow Action!
Probably gettin' a bit too excited about this,
but I'm ready to fuckin' win!
HAAAH! Dodge this!
He fuckin' did.
Join the party, fellas.
Join the party! Come on down!
FUCK! I'm bad at this.
Hahah!
[Announcer]: "Victory!" Take THAT, you hummus dipped in shit!
The- hum- dip- Shit dipped in hummu- FUCK!
Okay.
Got it! (x3)
Ohh, twistin' out those muscles! It was all just a matter of gettin' used to it.
I was just rusty, like a robot.
*sexy music*
Let me just relax here in this music.
Good music, makes me feel alive.
Makes me feel that jazzy spirit. I was a jazz musician in my previous life.
Not anymore though. I'm an Ass Musician now. Oh, mother of what?
Waa-Boo!
Missed 'em.
Haha! Wouldn't expect anything less from Ireland's Loudest YouTuber!
Waoo! Watch this!
Okay. (x4)
Do I have-?
*schwing* *schwing* *clang*
WHAT HAPPEN?!
*slam* I demand a recount!
I DEMAN- NO! Do over!
Okay, let's do this, this time. *laughs*
He's just bouncin' around! You havin' fun, dude?
I hope so! Okay, ha! Get out over these.
Make everyone drop into them though. *schwing*
There we go! *clang*
There we go! Yeah! Fucked 'em up. Hwuh!
Aw, that woulda been awesome, midair shot. C'mon, stand on it.
Stand on it, motherfuckers. Stand on it and see how tough you are.
Ah! How tough am I though? That's the question!
I'm not even fighting any of them.
I want more upgrades before I do, 'cause I don't wanna FUCKIN' LOSE AGAIN!
OH! Did THAT feel good on your taint?!
[Announcers talking] I hope so. Stop talking.
[Announcers talking] Shut up! I'm a nice robot, I'm a good boy!
I fuckin'- I go to bed on time, I pay my taxes, FUCK YOU!
What is this? Oh god, more of these fuckers? Oh! Arrow Dudes!
Uah, almost didn't see them! HaWOO!
Okay. Oh Jesus! FUCK!
Dah! I'm scared! I'm scared! Huwah!
DID I GET HIT?! Oh god, I do NOT wanna die!
That is like high on my list of Not-To-Do's.
Yeah, everyone should have a Not-To-Do List.
You know how you make a To-Do List, for all the things you want to do in the day?
How 'bout a Not-To-Do List? Like DYING?
Ah shit, yeah, never swipe in the fuckin' air!
'Cause THAT shit happens. Ah balls, I knocked him down.
AH GOD! That almost got me. Okay. Be safe, be safe out there, kids.
Ha! NO!!!
Jesus Christ! The range on those dudes is a fuckin' obnoxious!
Okay, I have a clone, it's fine, shut up!
God, when did I get so bad at this game?
One would question that I was never good at it to begin with. Fair enough, fuck you.
Hah! Goin' over here. I'm runnin' down this.
This is my only SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!!!
Kill them please. Oh god, I'm runnin' out of fuckin' runway.
Yah! Fuck, it didn't do anything! They're impervious! They're IMMUNE!
RUN!!!
Please. (x3)
YES!
Ha!
Yeahhh! Fuck you. Just in case!
And also, JUST IN CASE!
*puffing*
Oh, I'm like a fuckin' BULL! Okay, you stay right there.
Mo-ther fucker.
Okay, whatever. Just do whatever you want. That's cool.
Fuckin' join a cult for all I care.
Jayson! He's an ANGRY one! SIR! Stop that, sir!
Okay, I'm just gonna wait here until I have enough energy.
*plonk* *shwing* HA!
[Announcer]: "Victory!" TASTE MY STEEL!
Unh, I didn't get a clone, but I should've.
I like the Hot Pink I got goin' on, as well.
It's very nice. I shoulda got a clone.
[Announcers talking about harvesting the last humans]
Woah-kay. This is new!
This is very- What are these? Oh, the fuckin' jetpack dudes.
I HATE these guys.
No (x6)
Euh! Euh! FUCK MY-
Started out with Kick this time.
Started out with my little Kickatron!
And then I got my bow. I haven't got any clones yet.
I was okay at this game before, and now I fuckin' suck at it, and I don't know why.
Okay, you're dead.
That's cool.
Ahh, there's a lot of them.
There's a lot of them, they all want death from me.
Dyah! Fuck, missed.
Okay. (x3)
And I don't wanna get TOO close, because fuckin' bombs messed me up last time!
And I don't want that! Eauh!
Stand still, and kill!
That's my motto! "Stand Still and Kill."
I'm puttin' that on shirts, I'm puttin' it on mugs, I'm puttin' it on babies' little fuckin' buggy chairs.
EVERYONE'S gonna love it! It's fun for the whole fuckin' family!
Ohh, why?
*lazily bah-bah's a fight tune*
Fuck you!
Here we go! This is what I shoulda had!
From the fuckin' beginning!
FUCK YOU!
DAH! FUCK YOU! I'M A BEAST!
[Announcer]: "Victory!" Not really.
I kinda suck, 'cause I haven't even got past Level 5 yet.
Have I even got to Level 5?
[Announcers talking] SHUT UP!
[Announcers talking]
[Announcers talking] I don't care. Suck my ass.
[Announcers talking] Fuck a duck, and-
Ducks eat grass!
*The more you know*
*sings* WoahWoahwoahWoahWOAHwoah!
Okay, this might be a lot harder with just a sword.
Eeyah. I don't like this!
*nervous insane laughter*
*nervously* Everything is awesome!
Okay, okay. Fuck that guy!
Fuck him! Fuck him! Chop his legs off! OHhh he almost got me there, Diddly Squats!
Ain't fuckin' gonna get me!
Ain't gonna fuckin' get ME!!!
N-OH! Someone's getting fucked!
FUCK this guy!
Fuck him! Fuck him! I hate him!
NO! NO! Nah, I tried to kick, it didn't WORK!
I'm fine!
HAHAHAH!
[Announcer]: "Victory!" Yeah, you fuckin' disused tampon!
I'm fuckin' ready! The insults are comin' out! Yeah!
Aw man, that's a lot of humans they're harvesting, since I came.
Ohh, I don't know if I like that. Okay, what should I get?
*mumbling* Maybe get both this time? I don't know.
*mumbling* I think a bow would be a good thing to get, I have a clone.
*drunkenly* I think if I have ONE clone, I'm good, so I'm just gonna gettin' a bow.
*drunkenly* And a bow is gonna kill lotta dudes, gonna be fun.
Oh wait. Oh, this is the fuckin' Hammer Bros again.
Buah! bAAAH!
Ahaha! The KICK!
Is MIGHTIER than the hammer!
Look at the fuckin' dudes everywhere!
Wa! Get 'em! Waaa!
Yeah, tumble down, bitch! Tumble down, just like a clown.
Everybody get up for, Jackaboy in town! Hubah! Wubah!
Yup! Kyah! Fuck- Kill 'em!
Son-of-a-bitch.
C'mere. C'mere, bitch! HUWAH! Wuh- YAAA!!!
BAH! Fuckin' BITCH!
[With announcer]: "Victory!"
Hmmm....
What should I get? Maybe "Energy Capacity."
Maybe if I can fire 2 arrows at 'em, fuck 'em up, and then move along. I think that'll work.
I think that that's good for me, good enough for me, good enough for you.
Okay, let's fuckin'- Let's try and kill them before they do anything. Oh wait. Oh wait.
Hah!
Oh god, they- fuckin'- They're scary, okay? WAAA!
*exhale*
I don't like them.
*angry laughter*
I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM! I HATE EVERYTHING! IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!
*calmly and softly* Okay, well um, that does it for this episode of, Clone Drone in the Danger Zone.
thank you for joining me on this amazing adventure into madness and solitude.
I'm gonna go jump in a river now, and finally get that PEACE that I've always wanted.
but thank you guys, so much for watching this video. If you liked it,
punch that Like Button, in the face
like a boss, and high fives all around.
*quiet kw-psh* (x2)
but thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
*whispers* in the next video!
["I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe plays]
[music ends]
Everything is pain! Everything is agony!
Got nothin' done, that's a tragedy!