Thomas:Boo-Boop. Hannah:Why are you so quiet? This is your only chance to do a boo-boop
[t: ohhh] h: I boo-boop all day long. I boo-booped twice today.
t:That's impressive
[laughing] Alright ready? That's a lot of Stamina. Okay this went somewhere.
Boo - Boop. Ooo. A stero boo-boop. Hello
Thomas I really appreciate that this is your third glass. Cheers!
Hey Guys! This week on an extra-special my drunk kitchen. We're with Thomas Sanders!
[Cheering]
That's usually how I am in my kitchen after I've set fire to everything. -Well then the good news
Is that there's no fire involved today because we're making no bake pretzel
Chocolate things. For those at home who may not be familiar with what you do. How would you briefly describe your channel?
It's a lot of silly content with good messages. I just have a lot of fun with it and a lot of people seem to be enjoying it so. Yay
So today's recipe is actually derived from, well I don't know this but I have a new show on Food Network.
Yes, I do. "I Hart food"? -"I Hart food"!
I love it! Because of your name. -Yeah that's me.
One of the cities that we visited was Ashville North Carolina, and in Ashville North Carolina I had the best...
you know what, let me show you. Chef Shane adds a homemade caramel too crushed pretzels and presses it into a pie pan as
The caramel cools it hardens and forms it's own shell!
But it's not just the pretzel shell that makes it so incredibility indulging
Peanut butter, cream cheese, and whip cream are smothered on
Top of a thin layer of pure chocolate making it a slice of peanut butter perfection.
Oh, oh my goodness gracious. I love chocolate and peanut butter and pretzels!
Ah then you are in good hands because today we're not making that pie. Oh
But we will be making an easy substitute. Which is the no-bake chocolate pretzels cookie thing, and this is rice crispys treats.
Please, I've washed my hands- alright it's rice crispys
You know, the best part about cereal is that you can just eat it
Milk optional -No question, you're just like
put this all over my body
So! step number fun is to crush the pretzels. -step number fun. You should watch more my drunk kitchen
-I love it. So Thomas because you're big and strong emotionally, you're in charge of crushing the pretzels. Okay before...
does that hurt? -It does hurt a little bit. Oh yeah, we got it. We got it. Here we go. -Oh
Don't knock it, till you've tried it. That seems good. These are not crushed. Define crushed.
Well Hannah; Crushed is when you give your full heart to someone and they walk away
with it in their hands, as if it meant nothing to them
That is crushing, but then again
Maybe in the place where your heart once was a new stronger heart will form for a better future, today
What's the Shakespearean line is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. -I feel like lasting love is two
people growing increasingly more platonic
Yeah. And these pretzels seem pretty crushed.
So we just have to break up okay? It's not you. It's me just kidding it's yoouuu...
Amazing and they're really salty about that. They are very salty. Ohhhhh
Thank you so much. -Cheers my friend. Step number one... Not number one anymore. -Yeah. Step number now!
You're just gonna love. Move to the front and we're going to put in one cup of rushly cruft crushed pretzels
(laughter) rushly cruft!
Roughly crushed pretzels, one cup! Thomas you have the measuring cup... -Oh
You don't cook much. I don't oh
Oh. -Now I see the flaw in my plan. I thought you were gonna. Yeah, that's what I thought
One cup, that looks good. And then three cups of Rice Krispie treats whoo
Its not Rice Kristpies Treats until there's marshmallow. -Its actually not rice krispies at all. Its popped rice cereal, not branded.
Would you say you're the Snap, Crackle or the Pop? -I get told that I look like Pop.
So now we have a bowl of something that's about to be something and then this bowl just cool snacks.
They just suck all the hydration. -I was just about to say, I really need a drink right now. Oh
Yeah, the next step is to add peanut butter corn syrup and sugar to a large pan.
We're going to have to move some objects and then put the
Stove top, one sec. this will be so easy look
One cup light corn syrup. Oh, I think that... yeah its brand new.
I've never opened corn syrup. Does that happen? -I don't know.
Oh. -Now I see the flaw in my plan. I thought you were gonna. Yeah, that's what I thought
One cup light corn syrup does a body no good, does a corporation great.
Its not Rice Kristpies Treats until there's marshmallow. -Its actually not rice krispies at all. Its popped rice cereal, not branded.
Would you say you're the Snap, Crackle or the Pop? -I get told that I look like Pop.
And we need one and a quarter cup, eight ounces is in a cup, pour most of it in. -Okay.
That's good measuring. -All right good. Yeah, that's really good. -That is some solid peanut butter. but by solid i mean viscus.
Delicious! -is it good. It's really good. I love peanut butter. I love peanut butter!
I love it. Thoughts on other butters?Almond butter sunflower seed? - I haven't tried those. You never tried almond butter? Not to my knowledge.
What happens in your sleep? Last is one cup sugar. So Thomas I'm going to stir. Sugar is a dangerous substance
So it says a cup. How much would you recommend? Me, half a cup? Oh really okay?
I don't like sweets that much. Half a cup will be just fine. I'm down with that
(Dramatic pop and frightened Hannah Noise)
What? What. Just. Happened? and why this it smoking, Thomas!
Versus how much we consume like in a lot hundred years the way to consume sugar -is it way more than we used to?
You stir, and I'll drink. What an interesting smell.
Heat until smooth creamy stirring occasionally. This looks delicious
Can you guy. Wow is that good? Yeah that looks creamy and smooth to me. pick up and drop
One cup light corn syrup does a body no good, does a corporation great.
How much is in the peanut butter?
So there's 16 ounces in there
And we need one and a quarter cup, eight ounces is in a cup, pour most of it in. -Okay.
That's good measuring. -All right good. Yeah, that's really good. -That is some solid peanut butter. but by solid i mean viscus.
Delicious! -is it good. It's really good. I love peanut butter. I love peanut butter!
I love it. Thoughts on other butters?Almond butter sunflower seed? - I haven't tried those. You never tried almond butter? Not to my knowledge.
What happens in your sleep? Last is one cup sugar. So Thomas I'm going to stir. Sugar is a dangerous substance
So it says a cup. How much would you recommend? Me, half a cup? Oh really okay?
I don't like sweets that much. Half a cup will be just fine. I'm down with that
Have you ever looked up
How much sugar people actually use to consume?
Versus how much we consume like in a lot hundred years the way to consume sugar -is it way more than we used to?
You stir, and I'll drink. What an interesting smell.
My names Hannah!
Heat until smooth creamy stirring occasionally. This looks delicious
Can you guys see that. Wow is that good? Yeah that looks creamy and smooth to me. Why don't you do a little pick up and drop.
Scoop and then
That didn't look as appetizing as i thought.
It didn't look great
The next step is to remove your mixture from the heat and add a dash of salt and vanilla. Alrighty and splash of vanilla
and then we sip from Thomas' cup because I'm out of wine.
Oh cool! Oh my God this is the best part.
This looks really good. I can't wait to eat this. Oh hot pan right next to my face
I was about to say I don't want to burn Thomas!
Is your face insured? Now that you combined all your ingredients. Your hot, your cold. Your yes your no. Your in and your out. Your up and your down.
You're wrong, and it's right. This is a great song that you're writing! I love this. I think it's an instant hit!
Okay so to scoop this onto here it involves touching and be honest
I don't like sticky things on my fingers so if you can make a ball shape? -Okay.
Oh my God, you're touching it! Thomas has washed his hands. He wants everyone to know you know
Roll it into a ball.
That's not a ball. That's not a ball? Oh it has to be like a perfect ball
I mean more similar to a ball, like a dung beetle okay
good now plop, plop your dung beetle like ball
Beautiful. Oh yay! I'm doing it to.
(laughter) Ayee!
Wow, that was nice. -Was it?. I'm a little tired. Take a peak at this. Okay guys so here we have it, wow!
Pretzelly goodness. -Here you have it ladies and gentlemen we got the chocolate pretzelly
peanut butter bites which are similar to but not exactly like the amazing
Chocolate peanut butter pie that I had in Asheville
I mean, Jesus- You're making me very envious
But I really want this too- I know. I'm gonna visualize that
If you're just learning how to cook like I am this is something that you can make it home
It involves no baking and let's bon appetit this shit. Look at the serving plate. Cheers to you Thomas.-Cheers! Happy kitchen. Happy kitchen
oh
Oh my God!
Oh my God! -That tastes so good.
Oh my God yes!
Perfect balance between the sweetness and the salty.
You did that! -This little bite has everything you could want. Its so good, its crunchy.
Which is the only kind of crunchy peanut butter i would ever like. -No body wants creamy peanut butter.
In this? No. (gasp)
You are a crunchy hater? -I'm not a hater, but i like creamy peanut butter, but in this situation i make that exception.
Here's the thing i'm not a fan of balls in general but this has been great. -And this just adds to my love of balls.
(laughter)
Okay. Hey guys, thank you so much for watching. Thomas thank you so much for being here. -Thank you so much for having me.
This is freaking awesome. - Yeah it pretty great, MY Drunk Kitchen is a great time. -Wine, sweets
and i think that you just saw that i spilt that out of my hand. -That's fine. And good fellowship.
And good company and good fellowship. Guys, if you don't already please go like and subscribe to Thomas' channel
And if you haven't yet, be sure to tune into food network Mondays at 10pm, to see my show, I Hart Food!
Yay! - Premiere time, i love it and cant wait. -I'm really excited, Its really good. Support Hannah!
Mwah! Have a great day.
Great day, great night, great afternoon. -Great Day! Make it great.