Cold as ice.
This is gonna go boom.
See? Told ya.
The Tour Dump Force that you just witlessed
was sponsored by Star Brand Pickles.
These things are so good I'm gonna eat one now.
[grunting]
[screaming]
[cracking]
Uh! OMG.
Ah! Medic! Medic! Ah!
[siren blaring]
I better find Patrick a stunt double.
With the same clothes on, you guys might as well be twins.
But, we're gonna have to lose that facial hair.
Hold my beard.
Perfect.
I want a coconut! I want a coconut!
I want a coconut!
[grunting]
[air horn blaring]
Didn't feel nothing.
Mm. Coconutty.
[laughing]
This is gonna work out great.
[cheering]
Yay! Death match.
Today, I'm going toe to toe
against Bare Knuckles, the sea bear.
[growling]
[roaring]
[dinging]
To a clean, fair fight.
[roaring]
Oops.
[screaming]
Oh. Not a good start for Patrick Star.
[roaring]
Oh!
Oh. Sea bear's tearing him to shreds.
[roaring]
Is that even possible?
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
[groaning]
He's slicing Patrick Star to ribbons!
[groaning]
Folks, this is brutal! But what's this?
[yawning]
See bear seems to be getting tired.
[air horn blaring]
Sea bear is falling asleep. He's slowly going down.
He's kissing the canvas.
In a major upset, the winner is... Patrick Star.
I owe it all to my stunt double.
Let's start today's program
with my classic coconut comedy bit.
I want a coconut! I want a coconut!
[air horn blaring]
Huh? Who broke my classic coconut comedy bit?
Sorry, sir. Better let me take care of this.
I'm the stunt double. [air horn blaring]
And I'm the stunt triple.
Ahooie
No, sorry, he's right. Union rules,
stunt doubles need stunt triples.
Well, we can't have two stunt folk.
I totally agree.
And the only way to settle it is...
a stunt off.
Leave the stuntin' to the real stuntman, sonny.
[air horn blaring] Yeehaw!
[laughing] Whoa!
[air horn blaring]
Sorry, folks.
We'll have this smear sorted in just a minute.
[grunting] Here's your problem.
You've got this cheap, imitation, Patrick.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Ain't nothing like the real McBoy.
Wahoo!
[air horn blaring]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[air horn blaring]
[screaming]
[air horn blaring]
[groaning] Hmm?
Where am I?
What happened?
Oh. You're here too? Wait. Where are you?
I'm right here. Where are you?
[screaming]
[sighing]
Today's show sponsored by Star Brand Pickles.
Snap a pickle, not your wrist.
[screaming]