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EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT FROM
"MAMMA MIA," "MANK," AND "MEAN GIRLS."
NOW SHE'S EMMY NOMINATED FOR HER STARRING ROLE IN "THE DROPOUT."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," AMANDA SEYFRIED.
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>> Stephen: NICE.
>> WHAT DO YOU PAY THEM?
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> NOTHING.
>> Stephen: HEY, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
THANKS.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> I'M FEELING GREAT RIGHT NOW.
I'VE BEEN HERE.
>> Stephen: "HERE?" >> IN THE CITY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
YOU SPLIT YOUR TIME BETWEEN THE GLAMOUR OF THE BIG APPLE,
HOLLYWOOD, AND EVERYTHING AND A FARM UPSTATE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
IT'S-- IT'S THE DREAM.
IT'S HOW I STAY HEALTHY EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY HEALTHY.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
>> SO FAR.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A PHOTO-- THIS IS A FEETO OF YOU ON THE
FARM.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: THAT'S YOU.
>> AND I MADE ALL THE ANIMALS POSE.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GET IN A LITTLE CLOSER.
GET IN A LITTLE CLOSER.
>> DO YOU SEE?
I MADE THEM ALL POSE.
>> Stephen: LIKE THAT.
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LIKE A.
PRESS PHOTO FOR AN A24 HORROR MOVIE ABOUT A WITCH WHO HAS
CHICKENS.
>> I THINK THAT WAS-- I THINK THAT WAS WHAT SHE WAS GOING FOR.
>> Stephen: I WOULD WATCH THAT.
I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE.
>> IT WAS THE BEST PRESENT.
PHOTO SHOP.
OF COURSE YOU CAN'T GET THE CHICKENS TO STAY IN ONE PLACE.
BUT EVERYBODY ELSE WAS GAME.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S HARDEST THING ABOUT FARM LIFE?
WHAT'S THE HARDEST ANIMAL?
YOU HAVE ALL KINDS OF ANIMALS.
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
THEY'RE EASY -- >> Stephen: ANIMALS ARE EASY?
>> SOMEWHAT.
BUT I HAVE A REALLY HIGH-MAINTENANCE HORSE WHO HAS A
LOT OF ALLERGIES AND HE HAS TO SEE A VISITING DERMATOLOGIST.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> AT A PLACE, A FACILITY A HALF HOUR AWAY.
WE TO BRING HIM FOR AN ALLERGY PANEL AND I JUST NEVER THOUGHT I
WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC OR PRIVATE.
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANY CHANCE HE HAS MODERATE TO SEVERE
PLAQUE PSORIASIS?
>> WE'RE NOT SURE.
WE DIDN'T GET THE BLOOD WORK BACK YET.
>> Stephen: YOU ALMOST SLIPPED A LITTLE...
>> YEAH, WE'RE NOT SURE...
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I WANT TO GET THIS ONE OUT BECAUSE WE LIKE TO DO
PUBLIC SERVICE HERE.
LAST IMAGE OF THE FARM.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE-- >> WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO TAKE A
GUESS?
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THIS?
ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
ANYONE?
GUESS WHAT THIS IS?
>> NO, IT'S A TORTOISE THEME PARK.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> AND IT'S A SAD STORY.
>> Stephen: OH, GOOD.
>> ACTUALLY, IT IS HEARTBREAKING.
>> Stephen: OH, NO.
>> THE RESIDENT NO LONGER LIVES IN THE THEME PARK THAT WAS BUILT
FOR HIM.
>> Stephen: HE DIED?
>> IT MIGHT BE A SHE, ACTUALLY.
WE GOT IT RESEXED RECENTLY.
THAT'S WHEN THE VET-- IT'S A TORTOISE, A RUSSIAN TORTOISE,
AND HE WALKED-- SHE WALKED OFF.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Stephen: SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TORTOISE IS.
TORTOISE RAN AWAY?
>> UH...
>> Stephen: HOW FAR COULD IT HAVE GOTTEN?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS A P.S.A. RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU HAVE SEEN-- IF YOU HAVE SEEN A TORTOISE IN THE STATE OF
NEW YORK, CONTACT AMANDA SEYFRIED, CARE OF THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER.
>> YEAH, THANKS, GUYS.
FRANKLIN -- >> Stephen: DOES FRANKLIN
RESPOND TO THE NAME?
>> I ACTUALLY AM NOT KIDDING.
HE DOES.
AND SO WHEN I'M-- I'M ALWAYS, LIKE, WALKING AROUND NOW LIKE
THIS SAYING, "FRANKIE!
COME HERE, FRANK!
AND THEN MY ALMOST TWO-YEAR-OLD.
HE'S LIKE-- IT'S HEARTBREAKING, BUT IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I
IMAGINE HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, THERE'S A
LOT OF VEGETATION, AND GROWING OPPORTUNITIES.
( LAUGHTER )
ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: DO TORTOISES BURRO?
>> YEAH, THERE ARE LOTS OF PLACES TO BURROW IN THIS THING?
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE POINTING ON MY DESK.
OH, THEY WOULD LOVE IT BACK THERE.
>> YEAR, HE HAS BURROW OPPORTUNITIES EVERYWHERE.
HE'S FINE.
( LAUGHTER )
DAUBING ABOUT YOU FOR A SECOND?
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR ANIMALS FOR A WHILE.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> Stephen: ONLY ONE MAMMAL AT A TIME.
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN EMMY NOMINEE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANKS.
THANKS SO MUCH.
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PERFORMANCE AS ELIZABETH HOLMES.
YOU HAVE NEVER MET HER.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, SHE WAS THE FOUNDER AND LEADER
OF THERANOS, WHICH PURPORTED TO BE ABLE TO DISCOVER A HOST OF
DISEASES WITH A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD, AND IT WAS ALL BULL.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE NEVER MET HER.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: BUT IF YOU COULD MEET HER, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO
ASK HER?
>> WELL, I MEAN, A LOT OF THINGS.
I THINK I'D WANT TO KNOW IF SHE WAS CONSCIOUS OF WHEN THINGS
TURNED FOR HER, WHEN SHE MADE-- IF THERE'S ONE SPECIFIC CHOICE
SHE MADE THAT KIND OF TILTED HER OFF THE EDGE INTO THE ABYSS THAT
IS WHERE THERANOS LIVES NOW.
I WOULD WANT TO ASK HER THAT.
AND I WOULD ALSO WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE BABY BIRD SHE TALKS
ABOUT IN HER TEXT MESSAGES WITH SUNNY.
I WANT TO KNOW IF SHE HAD A BABY BIRD OR IF IT WAS METAPHORICAL.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF OF A BREAK, BUT
YOU STAY AND YOU STAY AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE SIE
EVERYBODY.
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