- (React) Do you guys like to receive gifts?
- Yeah.
- I feel like there's so much pressure.
- Oh, you're right.
- If you don't like it, it's awkward.
- I am the worst gift receiver, 'cause I'm like
(laughs awkwardly)
why did you do that, stop doing that, like (yells).
- (React) We're gonna be opening up a bunch of gifts.
(Izzy gasps)
I will give you the occasion and the people giving and receiving
said gifts that are being opened.
It will be up to you guys to determine if you think it is a bad gift,
or a good gift. - Oh sweet.
Good. - (both) Bad.
Bad. - I'm a baddie.
- (React) It's a married couple's fifth wedding anniversary.
Both parties have been diligently shopping
for that perfect gift.
The lights are dimmed, the candles are lit,
the wine has been sipped.
The husband slides a box across the table.
- Just slides. - Ooh, big box!
We always like a big box! - With like a baby bow.
(both laugh)
- Oh! - Hmm.
- (laughs) Oh no!
- Yo! You know what this is, right?
- I know what it is.
- A vacuum. - Handheld.
(dust crackles)
- A vacuum? - What?
- That's pretty cool, I like vacuums!
- You like... (both laugh)
- Like get ready to work! - He's like why are you so dirty?
- No.
Unless, no. No!
- Yeah, it is definitely, if like, you're super,
I love vacuums, I own like six different types of vacuum.
- He's a [censored] connoisseur!
- What if your partner did that?
- Thanks. (both laugh)
- Bad gift. - Bad gift.
Terrible gift, for a wedding anniversary.
- This is bad. - So bad.
- I think it's okay. - I think it's bad, boring.
- Aw. - Yeah.
- (React) A newlywed couple are opening their gifts
after the ceremonies have wound down.
This gift was not on your registry.
- Ooh. - Is it a sex toy?
- Okay, well don't, don't...
- If there's a check in here,
that's the only way this is a win.
- Hard, cold, cash.
- Aw! - Oh!
- No, I, hold on. - Wait, wait, hang on.
- No, I kinda... - Hang on, hang on.
- I think this is fun.
- Oh my God, can I keep these?
- (React) No!
- These are the best gifts ever!
- What'd you go to, Ross?
- It's a good house shoe.
- Yes, yes! - 10 out of 10!
- It's practical. - Useful.
- Practical. - Useful.
(Jair laughs) - Practical.
- Good. - Good!
- Yeah!
- Good. - Good!
- (React) That one's good!
- Nah, nah, nah. - I don't like that.
That needs to not happen.
- Ooh! - Oh God!
- Woo woo! - Let's go!
Hmm-hmm. - Hmm.
- Ah. (laughs)
- (React) It's her 16th birthday. - Oh, woah.
- (React) Her parents have thought long and hard
about this sweet 16th gift.
Surrounded by all her friends, she opens the box.
- It's a box of condoms.
- Oh no, no way! - Bro.
(both scream)
- 16!? - Bruh, skirt, skirt!
- Wait, what kind of car is it? - Who cares?
- (React) There is a catch.
Those are the keys to a future car
that we will pay for half of
once you earn enough to purchase your half of the car.
- Hell yeah. - Yeah.
That's still very helpful!
- I'll [censored] take it. I didn't get a car.
I had to pay for my car.
- It gave her a goal to start working towards,
and sometimes, that's all it takes is an aim.
- Good? - Bad.
- Oh. - (React) Ooh.
- Yeah. Give him the car.
Just give him the car.
- As a 16 year old girl, I would be like (yells),
you know, I get it, it would suck.
- (yells) You know?
- (React) A young couple are celebrating
their one month anniversary.
- Oh. - Okay.
- Aw, what the hell is that? - Who does that?
- (React) It's a new relationship, and they're cute,
so they gave each other gifts. - One month couples.
- Cute. - Sure.
- Ooh, what? - Ooh, what is this?
Oh!
- (both) It's your favorite band live in concert,
six months from now. - This is...
- (React) Six months from now. - Six months from now.
- He's like look, we got at least six more to go.
- Dare I say, I would stay with the person
just for the concert, and break up with them afterwards.
(Izzy laughs)
- If someone gave this to me, I would be immediately overwhelmed.
- It almost feels like an obligation. - A little bit.
- Good! - Bad.
- (React) Oh!
- I'll take it! - Bad.
- This is a good one. - Boom.
- Good, but it's not recommended.
(buzzer rings) (bell rings)
Good, but not recommended.
- Yes.
- (React) Baby shower time.
(Jair gasps) - Oh!
- (React) You're surrounded by family and friends
of all genders and ages,
and then your single friend, that gift is up next.
- Nyah! - Ah...
- What is this?
- Bruh.
- Scented candle! - A scented candle?
- Yeah, I'm here for it.
- Uh, you should read the candle, read it.
(crowd gasps)
- Upgraded to MILF.
- I like that.
- Oh! - MILF.
- ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah ♪
- (narrator) A few moments later.
- Ugh, it smells like soap. - It smells not great.
- This is really good, I like it.
- You like it? - I like it!
- Come on, this is a banger. This is my kinda gift.
- Yeah!
- It's funny, that's great. But at a baby shower...
- I know someone was like you shouldn't say that at a baby shower.
- Oh yeah?
- We're goofballs.
- Yeah, my parents will have no idea what a MILF is.
- You don't like the smell? - It's kinda gross.
I think the text is just what makes it to me.
Yeah.
- Bad, eh. - (React) He likes the joke.
- No, it's kinda bad. (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Anything to validate my hotness, sorry. (laughs)
Don't put that in there! - Just tell me I'm pretty.
(both laugh)
- (React) Happy Valentine's Day!
You and your lover are exchanging gift wrapped pleasantries
on this day of love, what sultry exchange might you be in store for?
- I don't have a good feeling about this one.
- I am a little concerned.
- Ooh! - Ooh.
- Valid for one 15 minute massage.
- (React) Wait, there's more, there's fine print.
- Use any time, expires in two weeks.
- 15 minute? - Yeah, a little short.
- Oh, 'cause I mean... ♪ (smooth jazz music) ♪
- We break up. - (laughs) Break up?
- We break up.
- That's a scam. (buzzer rings)
- 15 minutes is not enough.
- 15 minutes is ass.
- I feel like this is cheap.
- Bad. - Chow.
- Bad. (buzzer rings)
- Bad. - Bad, so bad.
- Cue Michael Jackson, bruh.
Horrible. - (React) So bad.
You guys just bought a house. - (both) Ooh.
- Not realistic.
- In this economy!?
- (React) Looks like you got a housewarming gift!
I wonder what it is?
- I love housewarming gifts.
- Once you start liking housewarming gifts, you're old.
- Joe, what is this?
- Ugh, what the [censored]?
- (React) That's a real bird. - Joe!
- (React) Represented by a toy bird, but they gave you a bird.
- No.
- Oh, a real live... - A real live bird.
- Absolutely [censored] not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hear me out! - No, no!
- You think I have time to take care of a bird?
- You gave me responsibility? - Yo, the bird's kinda cute though.
- This is the worst kind of gift ever.
- Now, I'm responsible, and if it dies,
I'm gonna die.
- As a housewarming gift, horrible. (buzzer rings)
- Bad. (buzzer rings)
- (both) Bad. (buzzer rings)
- A bird, really? - Don't do that to me.
- This is a hard pass, yeah, bad.
- This is a bad gift. (laughs) - Super bad.
- Can you return a bird? (both laugh)
- (React) Guys, happy high school graduation.
- What!?
- (React) You're the salutatorian, track captain,
third place in the state debate this year.
- Talks and walks fast. - (React) Mmm, hey! (laughs)
Here's a gift for you to open
in front of all your cool high school friends
at your graduation party.
- Mom, dad, don't embarrass me!
- Three, two, one. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Is this like a t-shirt?
- This is tighty-whities. This is tighty-whities.
- Who wears white undergarments?
- I don't under, like, it's the worst color for me.
- You know, a lot of teenagers don't have good hygiene,
and they don't wash their clothes,
and they smell awful, all the time.
(spring bounces)
- Oof! - Bye!
- If your mom is giving you underwear...
- That speaks volumes.
- I mean...
Nah.
- Bad. - Bad.
- Don't make it a big show of gifting it to me
in front of my friends, just buy me underwear.
- In front of my friends! (buzzer rings)
- Where the thongs at? No, I'm playing. (laughs)
- (React) It's your daughter's eighth birthday.
(Izzy gasps)
Here's a gift from your neighbor. How kind.
- Nah. - Ugh!
- (React) You're not too close,
but you exchange pleasantries every now and then.
Let's see what ya got.
- Money is the only acceptable gift.
- Gift certificate good for one free piercing.
- Good for one free piercing. - Oop.
- Oh, it's for the ears. - (React) Mm-hmm.
- What were you thinking?
- Kinda creepy from the neighbor that you're just like acquainted with,
to your eight year old daughter.
- It's a little young, I think.
- I come from a culture and a place
where you get your ears pierced as a little infant.
- From a neighbor? Not the move.
- Oh yeah, it's a neighbor.
- Why does he know my kid's birthday?
(laughs) - True, yeah, yeah.
- This is bad. - No, sorry.
- Good. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah!
- Contextually speaking, bad gift. - Bad!
- As a general, like if mom gave it.
Good. - Good.
- (React) Okay, so three, two, one. - (both) Bad.
(React laughs)
- (React) Ooh, another day, another wedding.
- Woah! - So many weddings, man!
- (React) This time, a kind coworker has presented you with a gift.
They're not invited to the wedding or anything, but that's cool.
They just wanted to get you something
before you took off for your honeymoon.
- Ah! - Oh!
- Oh my God!
- I'm gonna put the lid back on. (Izzy laughs)
- It's gotta be sexual. - Yeah, it's gotta be, yeah.
(both yell) - We [censored] knew it!
(laughs)
- Let's get it out. Here, I'll take,
I guess I have the top, huh? - Yeah, this is the garter.
- Yeah.
- HR! (Jack laughs)
You're gonna hear from me!
- It's definitely my color.
- Good! (laughs)
- Wow, they knew exactly my size.
They were paying attention to my bra size.
- Uh oh.
- From a coworker, big no! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Super no! - No!
- You a brave bitch to be coming here
and giving me that lingerie.
- Bad. (buzzer rings)
- Bad! - Bad.
- No no. - That's inappropriate, coworker.
- The only thing I want my coworker to send me is emails.
That's it.
- (React) It's your birthday!
This time, your loving grandparent
has presented you with a very thoughtful gift.
- Money! Money, money, money, money, money.
- Alright, let's see it. - (both) Yo!
- What'd I tell you, baby! What did I tell you, baby!
- Is it a check? - (React) It is a check.
(Izzy gasps) - Holy!
- Oh God damn! - Shit!
- $53,000.
- Paid to the order of a charity, it's a big fat donation.
- (React) This is $53,000 donated to a charity in your name
for your birthday.
- [Censored] you, grammy.
- Dude, my name better be charity. (laughs)
- Yeah, I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of someone
that has a grandparent that just
has this around. - Has $53,000.
- Oh. - We realistically can't be mad,
because it's charity. - It is charity.
- But, I want it for myself.
- (React) You also find out that it was your inheritance.
- Oh no!
- Inheritance, it's their money.
- Yeah.
- That they were choosing to give to me.
- (React) Okay.
- So it's technically their choice, to what, [censored].
- This is a good thing. - Tricky.
- Bad, 'cause I'm selfish. (buzzer rings)
(React laughs)
I'm gonna stick with bad.
- (both) Bad! (buzzer rings)
- Come on!
- I'm not talking to my grandparents for a couple years after this.
- What?
- You all know you want that check.
You'd do it too, for a check.
- How much have you given to charity, huh?
- Exactly, nothing.
- Pan's Labyrinth. - (React) This one's a crazy one.
This one's just in the air, here we go.
After 55 years of dedicated and loyal work,
you're retiring from the company. - Wow!
- (React) Lots of people have given some great speeches,
and you've received some very kind gifts.
But there's one more!
Let's see what you got from your boss.
- It has to be money. (both laugh)
- Ugh, oh [censored].
- I couldn't even see it! What was it?
- (React) 40 pounds of grade A steak.
- I see the thought, steak is expensive.
So they're spending money on you.
- Yo!
- At least this isn't like a mug with the company logo on it.
- I'm conflicted. - I don't...
I don't...
- What if I just started my fast?
This is so insensitive.
(both laugh)
- 45 pounds of meat for 55 years of service.
- (React) It was 40 pounds. - 40, 40 pounds.
- 40. (React laughs)
- That's not even a pound per year!
(both laugh)
- They technically don't have to give you [censored]!
(buzzer rings) - Good!
- 55 years of your life! (buzzer rings)
- Don't you say good. - (React) Three, two, one!
(bell rings)
- (Benison) I'll take it!
- There's one answer here. (buzzer rings)
- (React) What was the best gift?
- Were any of them really that great?
- The Crocs were kinda great.
- That was cute.
- Three, two, one, Crocs! - Crocs, yes!
- Best gift ever. - Croc it up!
- I mean, I guess I go with the MILF candle.
I love candles.
- I'm about to go with the... - (React) The Crocs?
- Oh, yo! - Stop.
- The practicality! - Nah, bruh.
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