And ready... go!
Watch this!
Oh!
- What's wrong? - I don't know.
Uh.
Oh, my God. You lost a tooth!
See what you get for eating vegetables?
Baby Spencer!
Waah!
That's me!
Now, you might think
you should use a small toothbrush on a baby.
But nope, you use one like this.
And you don't use toothpaste.
You use...
Ketchup!
What? Wait a minute!
Nobody mentioned ketchup at the creative meeting!
I don't wanna do it! I don't wanna...
[mumbling]
Oh.
It's never too early to start using...
anti-aging products.
Even for Baby Spencer!
Yay! Hey, that's me!
None of these products were tested on animals.
Just one tiny little lucky infant.
Oh, I feel lucky. In no way am I worried!
Here we go!
Ow!
Oh, I think he needs a lot more
- Some more. - No, that's enough already!
Ahh!
I don't think this is how you do it!
I love this serum.
I actually panic bought it when I was at the 7/11,
and the guy there called me ma'am.
I don't know what he's so upset about.
I pay people to do this to me.
[squealing]
[cheering]
Oh my god, this pie is huge!
And it contains your two favorite flavors!
- Cherry. - And Gibby!
[gasping]
What's wrong, Gib?
I couldn't breathe in there.
I told you to breathe through the tube.
I couldn't find the tube!
Oh, I forgot the tube.
And now, me.
And now, both of us.
And now, Freddie.
And Spencer.
And last, but not least,
my crazy grandmother, who we call,
J'Mam-maw!
She's actually half horse.
A hardy layer of mozzarella.
There's no such thing as too much cheese.
Oh, the cheese.
- Grated cheese. - Cheese is deliciousness.
And there!
That's how you make...
Gibby Parmesan!
Whoo!
Gibby!
Now, that's Italian!
- It's... - Jo-Jo!
The Gigantic Baby!
Thank you.
[mumbling]
Now, Jo-Jo, our first question is,
How long have you been a gigantic baby?
[mumbling]
Jo-Jo, how much do you weigh?
[screaming]
Okay, I'm sorry. I should not have asked that.
[mumbling]
And how do you feel about the current state
of our nation's economy?
[mumbling]
Insightful.
[mumbling]
- Yeah! - Alrighty!
How about a hand for...
Jo-Jo the Gigantic Baby!
Please enjoy our little friend Gibby as he teaches us
new vocabulary words while simultaneously
brushing his teeth with mustard.
Gibby.
Fiduciary.
Can I stop?
- Spencer's not back yet. - Keep going.
[sighing]
Torture.
Oh, oh. It tastes so bad.
Okay. Is it a shoe?
Oh, no, keep guessing.
Um, is it a guitar?
No! Lick it again!
Come on, 23 seconds left!
Um, is it a basket?
Wrong! Not a basket! Listen to your tongue!
My tongue is still numb from the mustard!
Ten seconds!
Oh, um.
Is it a tennis racket?
Yes!
Whoo!
Good lickin', Gib!
Yeah baby!
This has been...
Hey,
what am I licking?
Okay, iCarly Fans, we're gonna start the night with a new bit,
starring my boyfriend, Jonah!
Whoo!
Get out here, Jonah!
What am I doing?
Trust me, baby. This is gonna be awesome.
Yes. Yes, it is.
Okay, Jonah, you stand right here.
Okay.
Next, I climb up and get the big red rope with the large hook.
- Pretty cool. - Yeah.
And now Sam hooks the rope onto the back of Jonah's underwear.
My underwear?
Just go with it, Jonah.
Relax. This is gonna be fun.
Okay, Freddy. Is the button on Sam's remote
ready to activate our special surprise?
Yep. Bottom button.
And now iCarly presents...
the Wedgie-Bounce!
The Wedgie-Bounce? Wait, wait, wait. Guys, I didn't...
It begins!
Ow oh.
Sam this feels weird!
[laughig]
Oh, this is so invasive! Ahh!
Yeah. Whoo!
Okay, it's first kid we're gonna show you,
can take a glass of milk... - This is so deliciously gross.
snort the milk up into his nose.
It's the best thing ever!
And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes!
I wanna marry this boy!
Let's bring ‘em out! Simon Kindall!
You're up, dude!
Whoo! Woo woo!
Okay, Simon.
You ready to blow people away with your freakish talent?
Do it!
- Let's go. - Drumroll.
[screaming]
Just a nasty little man working in the lobby.
And if you look real close, you can see his wart.
Zoom in on it, Freddie.
Digital zoom.
There it is. Living happily right on Lubert's face.
I call that wart, Little Lubert.
Okay, next, Sam will add two cups of chopped chicken.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, there it goes.
And finally, the noodles.
Oh.
And then you just stir until it's all evenly mixed.
And that's how you make...
Chicken Soup in a Toilet!
- Whoo! - In a toilet, yo.
- Yeah! - Oh yes.