Z: You ready?
A: Tryin' to hide my grey top.
Z: So, I told Alfie this video was gonna be us reacting to Zalfie... A: Oh...
Z: ...but actually Alfie... A: No, you're not!
A: You can't do this. I literally-- I was just downstairs, Z: I've got something to tell you.
A: Oh, it is a reacting.
Z: I’m just joking. A: It is a reacting.
A: I was just downstairs now- Z: I’m just trying to make you sh*t yourself.
A: Like, imagine if Zoe is pranking me somehow, like Joe was hiding or something this whole day.
Z: I was gonna pretend to tell you I was pregnant.
A: Oh, well obviously you're not pregnant, are you?
Z: Hello, everybody. Today, I am joined with my boyfriend, Alfie Deyes.
Oh, my eyelash is coming off, isn't it?
A: Don't worry, I'll put that back on there.
Z: Ow! Hehe, jokes.
For today's video, I thought it would be cute for us to look at Zalfie edits,
because I actually found a couple of these last night, and I was watching a few of them and I was like, aww,
I really think that I should be doing this with Alfie.
Because we've never sat down together and watched any old footage.
A: No. We watch- individually, we both watch a lot of our old vlogs, Z: Yeah.
A: But we never sit down and reminisce over old times.
Z: But also, I feel like fan edits are better than just watching back an old vlog,
because they get the best bits, do you know what I mean? A: Yeah.
Z: And also, this has been really highly requested for a number of years.
If you think about it, some of these clips were from 2012.
A: Yeah. No, 13, surely.
Z: No, some of them were from 2012.
'Zalfie Through the Years.' Okay, are you ready?
*sentimental music playing*
A: Look, I look about twelve already. Z: Look at your gums.
*laughs*
A: Thanks.
See this is one thing, just quickly pause it. his is one thing everyone goes nuts about.
And I don't even, like, think about it.
Everyone always says, and I always see pictures "Oh my god, the way Alfie looks at Zoe,"
And I'm just looking at you in the most normal way ever.
Like just there, like, slo-mo... Z: Don’t ruin it.
A: Slo-mo, just me looking at Zoe. Z: You’re looking at me with love!
You have changed so much.
I look exactly the freakin' same, except my hair is more blonde and shorter.
Do you not think? Or do you think I've changed? Like...
A: I still look like that.
*Alfie laughs* Z: You look nothing like this.
Z: I feel like I'm now with someone completely different to then. A: Well, hopefully.
Z: Oh, my God, that video! A: Look at you!
"Then this happened." What happened?
A: Oh! Z: Oh, Jim revealed Zalfie.
A: He outed us.
"A: Is it hard being in a relationship with somebody who has anxiety? It's not hard--"
It has, like, deep talking over the top.
Aw!
Z: Do you remember that? A: Yeah, I remember that.
I remember all of these things like it was yesterday.
What am I wearing?
Z: What was I wearing?
A: Oh. Switch- oh, no. Even sad.
Z: But it's like- it's playing happy clips, but it's sad.
*nasally singer starts singing*
*Zoe laughs* A: Oh my gosh.
Z: Right, let's look at another one.
A: I wanna watch this one. 'Zalfie: Their Journey."
Z: Okay. A: Their journey.
Four minutes, twelve seconds.
"Z: Weirdly, we already look like a couple there."
That was our first photo.
(Arms by Christina Perri playing in the background)
"Z: Waiting in the queue for Alfie and Marcus over there."
Z: Oh, I see what they did there. The colour. A: See the colour, just us.
Z: Do you remember how ill I was when we filmed these videos?
A: Yeah, you were just, like, asleep-- Z: I was so ill.
A: That was when you slept in my bed. And...
We didn't vlog that, or anything like that at all.
A: You slept in my bed. But- Z: No one was really vlogging back then. That’s so weird, isn’t it?
A: The gentleman that I am, I just went and slept in the spare room.
Z: He actually did. So the spare room was set up for me,
But we were-- A: This was at my parents' house.
Z: We were watching Blue Planet, and I felt like- A: Like the whale one.
Z: I felt so ill, and I was like, I can't move,
and Alfie was like, you sleep in my bed, and I'll sleep in the spare bed.
A: No, you fell asleep in my bed. Z: Oh, did I?
A: Yeah, you fell asleep in my bed whilst we were watching it, just sitting there chilling, like--
A: completely relaxing. Z: We were just friends here, by the way.
A: Yeah, we were just friends watching it, just both sitting on the bed,
and you fell asleep, because you were feeling really ill. And then I woke you up--
Or maybe I didn't wake you up, I just went and got into the spare bedroom.
Z: Do you know what's so funny is, I remember as well,
A: I’m such a nice man. Z: I had never met Poppy before,
so the first time I met Poppy was the next morning, when she just- I was still in bed,
and her and Sean just, like, came in. Do you remember? They were just like,
A: I wasn’t there. Z: “Hi!"
A: ‘Cause I was in the other- Z: No, but you came in too. Everyone just kind of came in,
Z: and just, like, sat on the bed. A: Oh, really?
Yeah, and I was like, hi! And that was, like, the first time I met Poppy,
and I was just really, like, aware that I had no makeup on, like,
sat in your bed, and it felt really awkward, 'cause I was like, I hope she knows
you slept in the spare room, 'cause this is weird.
A: You're just a booty call that's come over. Z: Ugh.
How do you have no beard?
Z: How are my teeth, like, so...
A: mashed? Z: Look at my hair.
*laughs* I love that we're just, like, ripping each other, like,
'Ugh, look at my hair, look at what I'm wearing, like,
you have no beard, you've got wonky teeth.'
"Z: Are Zoe and Alfie together? No, we are not."
"A: We're not in a relationship-
A: Were we together at that point?
Z: I don't know if we'd made it official between us, so it would've been really weird to say,
or to not say. Do you know what I mean?
"A: We wouldn't be cute together. We're not gonna get married."
"A: There’s no, like, 'Oh my God, feels!' Z: We’d be disgusting!"
Z: I really hope your best man at our wedding plays that.
'We'd be disgusting together! There's no- we're never gonna get married. We're never gonna-'
A: Oh, my God. Z: Do you know what I mean? That would be so funny.
A: What is that? Z: That’s my blog post. Have you never read that?
A: Oh, no, I did read that. *Zoe laughs*
I did read that.
Z: Isn't it crazy how much of our lives...
together are online?
A: So much.
Z: There's more than I ever remember, because I don't watch these back.
Z: Oh, Eduardo! A: That-
Seeing Eduardo like that makes me think of how much time has actually passed.
Z: Can I just say...
Why, when we made that video, did I look like an arsehole?
*Alfie laughs* Why?
Z: That’s one of the most viewed videos- A: What do you mean?
Z: That's one of the most viewed videos on my second channel,
was me and you saying we've moved in, and look at the state of me.
*Alfie laughs*
Why didn't I, like, brush my hair? Or, like, you know,
Z: Wipe the makeup off from underneath my eyes? A: Guys, look at- *laughs*
Z: I look disgusting!
Aw...
A: Aw, look at Nala. Z: Aw, Nala!
A: Look at my hair. What is up with that?
It looks like I've literally got a comb and combed straight through it.
Z: Aw, the treehouse! A: Where was that? Was that the treehouse?
Z: Terrible style. Absolutely terrible style. I'm wearing a pink blazer.
Look at the tan.
Do you think we spend too much time in bed? *laughs*
A: All of these clips. No, I think- Z: All these clips, we’re lying in bed.
A: No, I think I know what it is. It's because...
because we've been making Zalfie edits, they're, like, the cutest ones, where we're cuddling more.
Z: Because we’re about to go to sleep,
Z: or we've just woken up. A: ‘Cause if we were, like, out and about doing something,
Z: Got you. A: it's not often we both are in shot together. Do you know what I mean?
Z: Yeah, yeah, yeah, got you.
A: You've got such long teeth.
*laughing*
A: Don’t you? Z: Sorry, what?
A: I've got really short...
rubbish teeth, but your teeth are long.
Aren't they? Look at them.
(Blurred Lines starts playing)
"A: 'Liddle'. Z: 'Little'."
"A: Like a liddle."
A: Liddle.
Do I still say 'liddle?'
Z: Yeah. A: I used to always say 'liddle'.
"Z: Boo!"
A: I hate that.
You still, you like- you made me jump yesterday. Z: Do you remember--
Oh, my--
Do you remember this?
Who's that?
"A: Any milk?"
"A: Three, two, one."
"Z: Okay, guys. I'm just gonna start recording my new debut single,
'My Happy Little Jill.' "
A: *Whispers* Do you remember that?
*singing* My happy little Jill, take me away, so we can play.
Z: Aw, do you remember that?
"A: So today. Wait, should say hi?"
Z: You just laughed the same-
"Z: Ugh. Oh, my God, what is that?"
A: I can’t believe we’ve done that on YouTube. Z: Look.
A: I can't believe that.
You had a jellybean head, like,
Z: But why are we now reacting to us reacting to that? A: I don’t know.
Z: This bit makes me laugh every time.
"Z: You're wearing me like a backpack!"
A: Let me se your hands! Go back!
A: Go back! Go back. Z: I’m crying.
Z: Look at me. A: I can’t look at your hands without laughing.
They couldn't be more bent if you tried!
"A: You’re lucky, aren’t you? Z: You’re lucky."
A: You are lucky. Z: You are lucky.
A: God. Look how smooth my skin looks. I've got no chest hair. Z: You've got no chest hair!
A: I’ve got no chest hair. Z: Oh my God.
You actually don't have any chest hair. Look at me.
Oh!
A: Close your eyes. Z: Press it.
Ow. Why did you do that? You just poked me.
Let's just do this. This is a great thumbnail.
A: Oh! Feel my hands. Honestly, ready? Z: Fire! Fire!
Oh...
If there's ever a time when I've got cold mitts, I'll just make you do that.
A: That was amazing.
Z: Can you not-
Ugh!
A: It smells like burning.
Like it actually just burnt my hands.
Z: Right. Let's end the video, shall we?
Don't you think it's so cute? All those video clips?
Like, how many, like, moments have been captured on camera? It's so cute.
What is wrong with you?!
A: There are so many amazing memories that we can look back on.
Z: Yeah. A: And we’re very lucky.
And also, how cute that people make fan edits? I think it's really nice.
Z: What? A: Have you got a tape measure?
Z: For what? A Your long teeth.
And also, just, like, how many cool things we've got to do together, and, like,
A: Just how many things we’ve done that I’ve forgotten about. Z: Like, what an amazing--
What an amazing, like,
five years we've had. High five.
A: No, I don't trust you.
Z: High five. A: After these five years, I’ve learned not-
Got it.
Z: So I really hope you guys enjoyed this video. Make sure to give it a thumbs up if you did.
Z: And if you want us to s- A: Let’s try and get…
A: half a million likes. Z: No, that is ridiculous.
Z: Come on. A: Why?
Z: Five hundred thousand? A: Yeah.
Z: That’s ridiculous. A: Five hundred thousand likes,
and then Zoe gets to wax my chest hair,
A: on camera. Z: Oh, my God, I would love that.
A: Five hundred thousand likes, and...
Z: And leave a comment, and subscribe.
Make sure to check Alfie out, I'll leave his link the description box.
And if you want to watch any of those fan edits,
Z: Um, go check them out. Search them. There's loads. A: Go check them out. Just search them. There’s thousands. Thousands.
Z: Um, and tweet us if you've ever made any, 'cause we do love to watch them,
and we love you very much.
Z: And I’ll see you again- A: And thanks to everyone who made the ones that we watched in this video.
A: Thank you so much. Z: Yeah, thank you so much, guys.
And we love you very much, and we'll see you again very soon!
Byeeeeeee!
Right. Ah!
You actually made me poo myself.
A: Ooh, that’s disgusting. Z: Can you not smell it?
*laughs* I haven't really.